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Wet Dog

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[DOG] OHHHHHH i cant believe you just did that to me!
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Hugh!!!
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Talk about a violation!
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[HUMAN] you needed a bath.
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[DOG] WHAT? i did not!
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[HUMAN] well you stunk.
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[DOG] WHAT??? What did you say to me??
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C'mere and say that!
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[HUMAN] you stunk.
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[DOG] y'know what? y'know what? you're not so big.
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i could take you. ok maybe i cant
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but thats not the point!
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how would you like to take a bath, huh?
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come and get yours!!!
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[HUMAN] um, i have a shower every day.
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[DOG] oh yeah? well...
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heres another one for ya!!!
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OH whats that now???
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ugh!
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ive got a wet BUTT!
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even my BUTT!!!
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you dont know what its like!
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[HUMAN] you done?
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[DOG] gah! ugh@!!%%#!!!
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im so ANGRY with you right now!!!
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how could you DO that?
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HUH?
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what is it?
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does it give you some kind of sick pleasure?
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does it? DOES IT???
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[muffled voice] you dont know what it's like!
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youre not a dog.
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We need another dog.
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He'd know what it's like!
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Well until then?
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im gonna share it with YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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[SOUND OF TONGUE RASPBERRY]

Title:: Wet Dog
Description:: A very... wet... dog.
Pets need a pal to talk to.

Starring Oakley.

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Duration:: 01:06

Radical Access Mapping Project edited English subtitles for Wet Dog

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Revisions

Revision 1 Edited (legacy editor)

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