¡Hasta la pasta compañerxs!

Some idiot somewhere once said that all good things have to come to an end. But why? Who the fuck knows, but after doing this show for 10 fuckin years, we decided to call it quits and try something new. What the new thing is, you’ll just have to wait and see. Until then, many muthafuckin thanks to all who watched and supported this little experiment. Never did we expect for this to go as long as it did, but alas here we are a decade later. Stay tuned in 2017 for the news chapter of our anarchist video crew, and a new fuckin website that’ll live at sub.Media. Enjoy the last fuckin show!

This episode of it’s the end of the world
as we know it and I feel fine was made possible

by contributions from slaves like you.
Spank you very much

President is on his way to Andrew’s to join airborne command

Should we give him a launch option?

Fire

This is not necessary Mr. President

We have a diplomatic solution
Mr. Vice President, Mr. Secretary

The missiles are flying

halleluiah

let’s see 28 minutes, that’s 18 until
it’s inside the US radar cup

figure two for our responses
say 20 until total commitment

I figure 20 or 22 until first impact of our
retaliatory strike

I figure we have 42 minutes until the end
of civilization as we know it

Goooood morning slaves, and welcome to the
final sedition of It’s the end of the world

as we know it and I feel fine, a show for
quitters

Trump - It’s over, don’t you think it’s
over?

Stim - Yeah, that’s what I said, this is
the final fuckin show

Trump - For two weeks you’ve been on the
edge, you know that

Stim - Well yeah whattaya expect? you’re
gonna be fuckin president and besides, every

time you eat a taco bowl, you come around
here and you stink up the whole fuckin place,

tell him Maria

Maria - You came in our dressing room
and you took at crap and left the stench

in the room

Stim - Yeah man, at least you could’ve burnt
a match or something

Trump - You’re fired

Stim - You can’t fire me, cause I fuckin
quit!

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, you cool, and
fuck you I’m out

Agitator - Trying to live out some sort of
unrealized dream of dramatically quitting

your job, stim?

How fuckin pathetic.

Stim - Yeah I know Agitator, it’s just that...,
I wanted to go out with a bang, y’know.

Agitator - Well stop being such a whiny piss worm, and let the Greeks show you how it’s done.

Remember when you used to play riot porn

Stim - yeah…

I remember…

I remember…

I remember…

Stim - Thanks Agitator, I needed that, for
those of you who just don’t know, 8 years

ago on december 6th, pigs in Athens killed
teenage anarchist Alexis Grigoropoulos.

The reaction from peeps in the A-team was
bold and swift, with weeks of epic riots in

which 74 cops were injured and lot’s of
shit got burned, including cops.

Now every December 6th, peeps take to the
streets to remember Alexis and to set a few

pigs on fire.

Check this shit out.

Agitator - But seriously dude, why are you
fuckin quitting?

Stim - Well, agitator, a while back we made
a video hating on anarcho-capitalism.

Buuuuuuuuuut after pouring over the hundreds
of youtube comments, watching some response

videos and doing some research, I concluded
that letting the free market really be free,

would unleash peeps’ creativity and humanity
could reach it’s highest potential, through

friendly competition, unregulated by the state.

So, from now on I will be promoting the tenets
of anarcho-capitalism with the creation of

a  new fuckin show entitled “Freedom….
in my mom’s basement”

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Agitator – Good one stim

Anywho, while ancaps were furiously whining
against feminists and leftists, peeps in North

Dakota were bracing for a massive fucking
showdown with the pigs on December 5th.

You see, the Army Corps of Engineers, the
same ones who oversee the shitty levees in

New Orleans, issued an eviction notice to
folks camping close to a drilling site for

the Dakota Access Pipeline or DAPL, saying
that it wasn’t safe for them to be there

in the winter.

Since the Army Corps are super concerned with
protecting people’s rights, they even provided

water protectors with their very own free
speech zone.

OK have fun enjoy your right to free speech,
the armed forces welcomes your dissent

Then on December 4th, the day before the eviction,
thousands of US army veterans arrived at the

site to serve as human shields to stop police
attacks against water protectors, as the stage

was set for a massive crackdown.

Buuuuuuuuuuuut in a surprise move, the man-your-mama-calls-Obama
got the Army Corps to deny a permit for a

key part of the pipeline that would borrow
under the Missouri river, kick-starting celebrations

at the camp and around the world

What we need to do is we have to be proud
of what we did

We have to be honored by the victory and it’s
time now

it’s time to go home

But  some peeps,  felt that it was too soon
to claim victory and leave

the Standing Rock encampment

Energy Transfer came out within hours and
said it doesn’t matter what the Obama administration

says
we’re sticking with this route and we’re

going to drill anyway

Yep, the fight to stop DAPL is not over, and
despite the call from Archambolt that peeps

should leave, hard core water protectors are
digging in for the long haul.

There isn’t a country in the world that
would find billion of barrels of oil and leave

it in the ground while there is a market for
it

Meanwhile up in Klanada the Unist’ot’en
Camp has been doing some celebrating of their

own, as the federal government hammered the
final nail in the coffin of the Northern Gateway

Pipeline, an Enbridge project that they have
been physically blocking for 7 years.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut this victory was also bittersweet,
as pretty boy prime minister Justin Trudeau,

approved two other tar sands pipelines on
the same day, Enbridge’s Line 3 and Kinder

Morgan’s Trans Mountain.

Following JT’s announcement, Klanada’s
Minister of Natural Resources warned anyone

hoping to duplicate what went down In Standing
Rock

if people choose for their own reasons not
to be peaceful then the government of Canada

through its defense forces through its police
forces will ensure the people are kept safe

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut anyone who has been following
indigenous resistance in Klanada for the past

26 years, knows that when native land is threatened
peeps here throw down and they throw hard

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes,

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Let's go!

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs,
Don't mis-serve your own needs

Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter

With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games

And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry

With the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped,

tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

World serves its own needs, listen to your
heart bleed

Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent
in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright
light

Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it

And I feel fine

While in the process of wrapping up this fuckin

show, I went to my favorite taco joint to
do a little self reflecting on the good the

bad and the fuckin stupid shit I’ve experienced
over the last 10 fuckin years.

So I’m gonna spit out a bunch of shit that
comes to mind when I think about my work at

subMedia since I first started putting out
seditions back in 2006, and hopefully set

the record straight on a few things.

Uno

For some fuckin reason, otherwise smart fucking
people seem to get off on splitting the world

into a series of competing categories.

Good versus Bad, Left versus Right, Taco versus
Burrito, when in reality shit’s way more

complex and nuanced than that.

For example.. tacos are quite clearly the
most delicious food ever fucking created,

but some tacos fucking suck.... like the ones
that have pineapple in them, what the fuck.

Burritos on the other hand can carry a wide
variety of ingredients, that tacos, due to

their small size cannot.

Plus burritos are way more portable.

Fuck, I’m hungry now.

anyway, we take great pleasure in crucifying
and vilifying the capitalist death machine

known as the United Snakes, and nothing would
make us happier than to see it disintegrate

and the stolen land it was built on returned
to its original inhabitants.

I think we make this pretty fuckin clear in every
single muthafuckin episode.

Yet, whenever we publish critiques of so-called
“socialist” states, we are labeled as

tools of the gringo empire and accused of
being financed by the Clinton foundation.

Traitor!!!!

And on the flip-side, right wingers see our
critiques of the Orange one

as endorsements of Hill Dawg, and proof that we’re funded by George Soros.

If I can be real with y’all, people seriously
need to get their heads outta their asses.

This type of binary thinking is fuckin useless.

So let me set the record straight and please
try not to be confused, because...

This shit is REAL!

Donald Trump is a racist piece of
shit, Hillary Clinton is a hawkish piece of

shit, Bernie Sanders is a fuckin sellout,
Jill Stein is a fuckin idiot and Gary Johnson,

ehhhh never mind.

Authoritarian socialist states have jailed
and killed dissidents including anarchists,

and so have capitalists states.

They all need to be fucking smashed.

I am an anarchist, and a control freak, I
love both tacos and burritos, I hate sexists,

love hip hop, hate Obama, love freedom.

Next!

Dos

Identity Politics are cannibalizing our movements.

Important theoretical contributions that once
served as used as tools for understanding

and explaining shared experiences of oppression
based on race, gender, sexuality, ability

and nationality, are increasingly morphing
into liberal bullying tactics used to shut

down conversations and settle beefs, and have
helped to creating a police-like atmosphere

in our spaces.

If you wish to avoid prosecution

I would advice to you comply with our language laws

And corporate social media outlets like fedbook
have created the perfect conditions for this

liberal poison to fester and thrive.

♪ If I were you I'd take precaution ♪

Identity Politicians accumulate social capital,
much like capitalist pigs accumulate wealth

and thus create invisible hierarchies,

Him and Gordon split up

Oh... Poor Ches

No, no, no, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side

Sure

where the people at the top can easily trash a comrade

with a single status post or tweet, that will
further unleash the wrath of their followers

and send said person into oblivion without
much accountability or process.

While we struggle to rid society and ourselves
of patriarchy, white supremacy, colonialism,

capitalism etc, we must find new and better
ways of confronting the contradictions within

our communities without chastising and exiling
every single motherfuckin person, who has

ever transgressed a rule they didn’t know
about, is not pure enough, or that hasn’t

reached the 7th level of anarchism.

He’s the one

It’s problematic, y’know?

Traitor!

Tres

Speaking of problematic language.

When this show started 10 years ago and in
the years that followed, I said some really

stupid fuckin shit that hurt some comrades
feelings.

While my intentions were never to make homies
feel shitty, my use of certain words or descriptors

were due mainly to ignorance, and thanks to
the patience of peeps who reached out to me,

I was able to see their points and removed
certain shitty verbiage from my vernacular

without having to sacrifice my love of fuckin
curse words and grotesque humor.

So to those I may have offended, I’m really
fuckin sorry.

Cuatro

Throughout the years I traveled the world

screening my fuckin videos, and got to meet
lot’s of good folks who were kind enough

to offer me a couch, some dumpstered food,
and a dirty sheet to project my propaganda.

I’d like to say once again spank you very
much.

Cinco

So…

About Alex Jones

Joking aside, and with this I’ll shut the
fuck up, because honestly I’m sounding kinda

preachy.

Shut the fuck up!

The extreme right media is kicking our fucking
ass.

In our quest for furthering our ideas, we’ve
fallen prey to continually speaking to each

other in a language few outside our bubble
can understand.

An anarchist is someone who believes that
the burden of proof rests upon those who claim

hierarchical privileges for themselves or
others

I take responsibility in participating in
this, and honestly it’s pretty fuckin hard

to avoid.

But if we want to fuckin win, we have to stop
acting like smug intellectual know-it-alls,

and practice what we preach.

To all y’all who harbour a burning desire
to create radical media….

fuckin do it, and do it quick.

But please attempt to make shit that’s accessible.

Don’t make media that’s gonna score you
brownie points with your crew.

And by all means, strive for creating the
highest quality content you can.

specially when corporate fucks and

racist scum like Alex Jones are cranking out
slick ass shit.

I’m setting fires everywhere!

As regular fucking viewers of my show will
know, I usually like to end each sedition

with an interview, and over the past decade
I’ve had the honor of chatting with dozens

of radical peeps from across the world.

Buuuuuuuuuuut since this is my last fucking
show, I figured that I’d flip shit around,

and take questions from you fuckers.

So… in order to do so, last week I put a
call out for all your most ass-burning questions

that you always wanted to ask yours fucking
truly.

We ended up getting a shit-ton of great fucking
responses… and my team of subMedia slaves

had a hard time narrowing them down.

Anyway… let’s get this fucking show on
the road.

Agitator… will you do the honors?

AGITATOR: Do I have a fucking choice?

STIM: Just fucking do it.

AGITATOR: Hey Stim, how the fuck are you

STIM: Oh fuck off already

AGITATOR: Y’know... you really need to get
more friends.

OK… first question comes from Youtube
commenter The Unapologetic Leftist, who asks

“Why do you think pissy liberals are against
antifa and against smashing the homes of Nazis?”

STIM: Well that’s easy, Unapologetic…
it’s because liberals are fucking cowards

who don’t wanna rock the boat.

Kinda like those so-called “Good Germans”
who didn’t do anything to stop the rise

of Hitler and his goose-stepping Gestapo homies,
liberals don’t see nazis as a direct threat

to their own well-being, so they’re unwilling
to question deeply-ingrained myths, such as

dogmatic non-violence, that they have been
spoon-fed their entire lives by the state

and capitalist media to keep them docile and
subservient.

At the end of the day, liberals don’t really
believe very strongly in anything, which is

why they find people with strong beliefs so
fucking irrational.

Especially if they’re willing to act on
them.

Their own values change constantly, depending
on the prevailing winds of popular opinion...

and whatever positions they hold on a particular
issue are generally aimed at maintaining a

smug feeling of moral superiority.

That’s why I always hate on so-called “progressives”.

It’s a completely fucking relative term…
it’s basically like saying “I’m better

than you” and using that to describe your
political orientation.

AGITATOR: Next question comes from youtube
user Max Stirner, who asks “why do you think

the alt-right has such a huge online presence?”

STIM: So…

I think the spread of the alt-right is based
on a bunch of factors that are specific to

our particular time and context.

First of all, here in Turtle Island, the past
few years has seen a big spike in resistance

coming from traditionally marginalized groups…
from Black, Brown and Indigenous peeps, to

women, trans and non-gender conforming folks.

And history has shown us that any time marginalized
groups have begun to collectively challenge

the oppressive status quo, those in the dominant
group see this as a threat to their privileged

social position, and organize to reinforce
the systems of oppression that they’ve been

used to benefitting from.

In this case, it’s no surprise that the
alt-right has brought together a toxic fucking

mix of white nationalists, neo-nazis, and
MRA-type misogynists….

not to mention the fact that it seems to be
almost completely composed of white dudes.

I also think that identity politics have really
morphed into a crude type of liberalism for

a large part of the left, and this is something
that’s been really helped along by the whole

echo-chamber effect created by fedbook.

More and more peeps are starting to see any
form of debate or disagreement with their

own views and opinions to be an attack, or
a violation of their safe space, or whatever.

That type of orientation leaves itself pretty
open to mockery from people who don’t share

those views, and the alt-right has seized
this opportunity with both fucking hands.

Last, but not least….

I think it’s pretty fucking telling that
this movement has taken shape over the Internet,

and not in the streets.

Lot's of peeps talk mad shit on the Internet
that they would never say to a person’s

face… just look at the fucking comments
on my youtube videos.

So... the fact that they’re safe behind
their keyboards lets these fuckers be as extreme

as they want without having to deal with the
consequences that they would face if they

were actually meeting and organizing IRL.

It’s important that we never allow them
to win control of the streets… or else we’re

in for some dark fucking times.

AGITATOR: But Stim… don’t you basically
just talk mad shit on the Internet?

I mean… you don’t even have a fucking
body.

STIM:  Next question!

AGITATOR: The next question comes from twitter
handle “Soleil from Astoria”, who wants

to know what you thought about that last commenter.

STIM: What the fuck?

AGITATOR: Yeah….

their question is “what do you think about
Max Stirner, Egoism and individualist anarchism.”

STIM: For fuck’s sake Agitator…

Max Stirner was….

Fuck it... nevermind.

*AHEM*
To answer your question, Soleil…I see Individualist

anarchism as being sorta like masturbation.

Which is to say… it’s a fun way to learn
what turns your crank, and a great hobby to

pass the time while you’re gangsta chillin
by yourself, but not quite the same as the

real thing... if you catch my drift.

Putting the whole wanking analogy aside, I
think Stirner and other individualists have

made some important contributions to anarchist
theory, and I agree that individual autonomy

is a vital safeguard against the tyranny of
the collective.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut at the same time, focusing
solely on individual autonomy at the expense

of collective struggle seems to me to be a
huge fucking cop-out.

I know that’s not what all egoists are about,
but it seems to be a bit of a slippery slope.

I just think there needs to be a healthy balance
between realizing your own desires, and channelling

your effort and sacrifice into something bigger
than yourself.

Plus I’ve known a couple of individualist
anarchists who were complete fucking douche-nozzles….

so there’s that.

AGITATOR: Next question is from twitter user
Alex Berkmensch, who asks “do you think

anarchists can be in solidarity with Israel.”

STIM: I don’t think anarchists can be in
solidarity with any state, let alone with

a settler-colonial state like Isra-hell.

Same goes with Klanada, or the United Snakes
for that matter.

That said, I’ve got Israeli comrades, and
I do think that peeps can and should be in

solidarity with Israelis… particularly those
who are repressed by their own government

for demonstrating solidarity with Palestinians.

I do also think that while criticizing zionism
isn’t necessarily anti-semitic if it’s

done through an anti-colonial lens, that lots
of leftists in this part of the world are

pretty fucking comfortable criticizing the
Israeli occupation of Palestine, and would

benefit from spending a little more time looking
in the mirror with regards to their own relationship

with Indigenous peeps here in Turtle Island.

AGITATOR: Next question comes from youtube
user The Vegan Anarchist, who asks: “what

do you think about Animal Liberation and Veganarchism?

R u going Vegan?

Can you give my anarchist channel The Vegan
Anarchist a shout out?”

STIM: Lots of peeps have asked me about this
over the years.

So… to answer your question, I’m not a
vegan, and don’t plan on going vegan anytime

soon.

I guess maybe I haven’t found the right
vegan taco recipe yet.

I do have lots of comrades who are vegan,
and I respect their reasons for doing so.

Factory farming is fucking horrific, and I
have serious respect for militant animal liberation

activists who put shit on the line to jailbreak
furry critters out of fur farms, and fuck

up vivisection labs and shit like that.

Buuuuuuuuuuut at the end of the day, if I’m
being honest, I don’t think it’s realistic

that a critical mass of peeps are going to
go vegan, and that’s going to bring down

the meat and dairy industries.

It’s kind of like those peeps who pin their
hopes on bringing down capitalism by having

everyone putting their money into credit unions.

Not gonna happen.

I also think it’s important to respect the
fact that hunting and fishing practices make

up a vital part of many Indigenous peeps traditional
way of life, and it’s fucked up to lecture

them about that shit, because it’s really
industrial capitalism and colonialism that’s

fucked up human beings’ relationship to
nature and the animal kingdom.

So I guess my answer is that veganism is
a respectable choice, but it’s not everyone’s

choice… and as an anarchist I’m against
forcing people into making particular lifestyle

choices.

Also… shout out to your youtube channel.

W00p w00p.

AGITATOR:  Next question comes from Jane
Smith on fedbook, who asks “what do you

think of Anonymous”... and also, Ash Fawkes
on youtube, who asks “how much do you love

AnonResistance?”

STIM:  I think Anonymous and particularly
AnonResistance are fucking crucial steps towards

building a multi-faceted resistance movement
that can adapt to and take advantage of the

changing realities of the cyber era.

I don’t agree with, or condone every action
claimed by Anonymous, but that’s to be expected

from a loosely structured, decentralized and,
uhhh….

anonymous group like that.

I hope that anarchists and other freedom-loving
peeps with the necessary hacking skills keep

pushing back at the sexist 4Chan Gamer-gate
types who seem to make up the more reactionary

elements within the group.

We’re at a point in history where, more
than ever, information is power… and so

the fact that there’s an anarchist, or at
least anarchist-sympathetic hacker group is

so fucking crucial.

The next few years I think we’re gonna see
cyber-warfare become an even more important

battlefront between states…

And it’s parmount that the mothafuckin resistance
has the ability to wage our own cyber-class-warfare.

AGITATOR: Next… youtube user jugeoben asks
“Have you heard of anarcho-primitivism?

If so, what do you think of it?”

Uhhhh… also, a whole bunch of peeps mentioned
your politics seem to have changed over the

years, and wanna know what you think about
Derrick Jensen and Deep Green Resistance...

uhhh…. since you did that movie... END:CIV

STIM:  Yeah, yeah…

I fucking get it.

Well, jugeoben, to answer your question first…
yes, I am familiar with anarcho-primitivism.

Lots of peeps over the years have referred
to me as an anarcho-primitivist, even though

I’ve never used the label to describe myself.

There’s generally not much space given for
nuance on the green anarchist side of things.

I think primitivism was useful for some of
the critiques it made of industrial civilization,

but I think the solutions it offers to those
problems are utopian, to put it mildly.

People are not going to stop using technology
and return to some sort of ancestral nomadic

way of life from back before the dawn of agriculture.

I think that a lot of former primitivists
have acknowledged as much.. and many have

moved onto nihilism, which says a lot about
where they were coming from to begin with.

As for the shit about End:Civ… all I can
say is that when I made the movie, Deep Green

Resistance, as a movement, didn’t exist.

I don’t agree with any of the shit that
Derrick Jensen or other members of DGR wrote

or said about trans folks… a person’s
gender identity and expression is their own

choice to make, and it’s fucked up to exclude
trans people from gender-specific spaces.

I do still agree with a lot of what was
included in the film...

Buuuuuuut in hindsight it was a mistake to
focus it so heavily on the ideas of a single

personality.

As for the changes in my politics… part
of that has been me changing my mind on a

couple of things, but another big factor was
the fact that a couple of years ago subMedia

was infiltrated by an anarcho-commie named
Heatscore, who’s been helping me produce

the show.

HEATSCORE: What you saying about me you primie
fuck?

STIM: So yeah… to sum up, subMedia is a
collective made up of green and red anarchists,

who put that sectarian shit aside to focus
on our shared love of watching cops get lit

on fire.

Agitator - Seriously dude why are you fuckin
quitting?

Well Agitator, After some serious self reflection me and my subMedia slaves have decided to

try something new.

While this fuckin show has provided us with
a venue to vent our frustrations, sling insults

at politicians, edit riot porn to dope ass
hip hop and interview some bad ass revolutionaries,

we felt we could put our efforts into exciting
popular education videos that are not so tied

to the news cycle and therefore have a longer
shelf life, films that are useful to peeps

who want to organize social events, and pull
homies away from the isolation of their computer

screens, and into social spaces where they
could meet others, converse and conspire together.

So, while it breaks my fuckin heart to end
this fuckin show, I’m pretty sure you’re

gonna love what we have in store for y’all
in 2017.

But never fear, this floating eyes and mouth
construct y’all know as the stimulator is

not going away.

I’ll pop in from time to time to big up
the motherfuckin resistance with expletive

laden videos and a brand new radical music
podcast entitled Burning Cop Car, so watch

for that.

And with that said, that about does it for
this final edition of it’s the end of the

world as we know it and I feel fine.

Never in our wildest dreams did we think that
broke ass peeps would donate enough skrilla

to enable us at sub.Media to produce anarchist
videos full time.

As we pull the plug on this fuckin show, we
hope y’all don’t stop donating, as our

anarchist video making machine will continue
churning out propaganda for years to come.

We want to thank all the slaves who kicked
down donations to keep us going throughout

all these years.

It would take hours to read off the names
of our supporters in this last fuckin show,

so I’ll just say Spank You Very Fuckin Much
from the bottom of my heart.

Aaaaaand finally, I want to send a shout out to all
the volunteers who helped out finding riot

footage, and who translated the show into
many different languages.

Domo Arigato

Stay tuned on February 2017 for our brand
spanking new website that will live in our

even shorter domain name sub.media

I think I just about bored y’all to death,
so be safe but stay dangerous, and share your

tacos

Hasta la pasta compañeras

The Icecaps are melting

ho ho ho ho ho ho!

All the world is drowning
ho ho ho ho ho ho!

The icecaps are melting

you still here?

it’s over

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