Quantum Break Review

"(Jack)This is what you need to know."

"Time broke, a growing fracture leading to

the end of time."

"And of course,

time travels."

"(Clarice) Jack!"

"(Jack) Going too fast for you?"

Quantum Break is the latest third-person

shooter from Remedy, the same studio that

brought us Max Payne way back in 2001,

and boy, does that lineage show.

Like that game, this one revolves around a

flashy gimmick that serves to differentiate

its gameplay a bit from that of other, more

straightforward third-person shooters.

And like Max Payne, as well as Remedy’s

2010 game Alan Wake, it stars a dude

who cannot stop narrating his story for us.

"Paul has always been hungry for success."

"Time, is going to end."

"That was the first time my powers started to manifest."

Sadly, Quantum Break’s story is just a mess.

Because of reasons, time is fractured,

stuttering with increasing frequency and

possibly approaching a point at which

it just breaks down completely.

Different men have different ideas

about how to deal with this problem,

and they fight with each other while

uttering standard lines of dialogue like

“It doesn’t have to end like this.”

There are very few clear rules established

in Quantum Break about how time works.

It just behaves in whatever way it needs

to behave to throw the characters into

another complication or to give the

main character new powers.

Things just happen because they’re

convenient for the story, so there’s

nothing clearly at stake.

You might argue that the quality of

the story in a game like this isn’t all

that important, but the thing is that

Quantum Break really wants you to

care about its story.

You see, Quantum Break is one part game,

one part live action TV show,

and a good chunk of your time is spent

watching the four live-action episodes

that play out over the course of the game.

And they’re just such generically bad TV,

filled with cliché dialogue and cookie

cutter characters, right down to the comic

relief tech geek hacker type that seems

to be a necessity these days in every

mediocre crime drama.

"(Brenner) That's pretty awesome."

"(Charlie) laughs it's... cell phone rings shit."

There are a few fine actors here, including

Lance Reddick, who proves he can bring

gravitas to even the goofiest material.

"(Martin) Do I look threatened to you?"

But the most that decent acting can do

here is serve as a smokescreen to distract

us from just how bad the story actually is.

Quantum Break is, at its core, a tale of

three men. You play as Jack Joyce, a man

who comes away from a time travel mishap

with the ability to manipulate time in specific ways.

It’s sort of like last year’s adventure game

Life Is Strange, only instead of using its

concept to explore relationships and

serious, real-life issues like bullying and

suicide, Quantum Break just uses it as a

source for spectacle.

Jack’s brother Will is an eccentric genius,

and the villain, Paul Serene, is a powerful

CEO of a massive corporation named Monarch.

Both Will and Paul’s characters are just

recycled archetypes without any new flavoring.

Quantum Break doesn’t even try to break

from traditional male-dominated convention here.

The TV show portion of the game also

spends a lot of time on a supporting character

named Liam Burke. Burke gets into weird

escalator kick fights!

Burke unleashes manly screams while

strangling someone to death in a hospital

as a bunch of people just stand around and watch!

Burke has a pregnant wife who he would

do anything—ANYTHING—to protect.

Games and other mainstream media often

reinforce the false notion of women as fragile

and men as protectors whose role and

responsibility requires them to do anything

to either protect or avenge their families

—Max Payne was definitely in this mold, too—

but Burke is a particularly bland and

formulaic take on this character type,

and that’s really saying something.

In Quantum Break, men are the prime actors

and doers. Men are the ones with vision and

ambition, who set things in motion and who

then do whatever they can to make things

go their way. The only female character

who gets any real development is Beth Wilder,

who helps Jack for reasons that aren’t

immediately clear. In one of the game’s

only moments that even come close to generating

actual interest in its characters, we do

eventually get to know Beth’s history and

her motivations. Her main purpose here,

though, is to serve as a love interest for

Jack, and she’s ultimately more important

for the emotional impact she has on him,

than she is as an individual in her own right.

"(Beth) My ride, my music. Deal with it."

It’s also worth noting that like most of

the enemies, Beth works security for the

Monarch corporation. She must be the only

woman on a team otherwise made up of

hundreds of men, because there are no

female combatants in this game.

As for the combat, there’s a certain novelty

for a little while to the spectacle of

Quantum Break’s action.

Seeing environments shatter in slow motion

and seeing people get stuck in time looks pretty cool.

But that’s all it does. Quantum Break’s

structure feels overly familiar and predictable,

from the heavy enemies it introduces with

the weak points on their backs to the

checkpoints near the end in which it throws

so many enemies at you that you just

want it all to be over.

It’s unfortunate that Quantum Break’s

ambition to tell video game stories in a

new way is wasted on a story that

doesn’t do anything new.

The game doesn’t seem to care if it makes

any sense or if its story actually tries to say anything.

All it cares about is being “awesome” in

the most insubstantial way possible,

in the sense that it’s “awesome” to watch

a locomotive crash again and again and again.

There’s nothing underneath. Maybe, in 2001

when Max Payne came out, a flashy gimmick

was enough to make the mere act of

filling hundreds of dudes with bullets

more than a hollow exercise. But not now.

We’re not actually stuck in time. But playing

Quantum Break, it sure feels like we are.

"(Will) If time is an egg, then that egg"

"is fucking broken. The time egg is fucked."

"(Jack) What? Why is there an egg in this?"