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Honest Sex

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    (slow jam music)
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    - Wait.
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    Uh, hold on.
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    - Am I crushing you?
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    - No, of course not.
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    I just thought we should talk,
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    you know, or check in before we you know.
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    Just so no one gets mad.
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    - Yeah, yeah.
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    That's a really good idea.
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    - Yeah.
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    - You start.
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    - OK.
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    Well, I like you a lot, Maya,
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    but I don't think I'm ready
    for a relationship right now.
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    - Well that's ridiculous.
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    We're already in a relationship.
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    I mean, just not a monogamous one,
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    but every connection that
    you have with someone
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    is a relationship.
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    - True.
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    I guess what I'm trying to say is
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    that I'm not really ready for
    a monogamous relationship.
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    - What do you mean "ready"?
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    - Well, just with work
    and you know things--
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    - 'Cause I don't think that I will ever
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    be ready for monogamy.
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    - What?
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    - I don't believe in a
    monogamous lifestyle.
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    I've tried it before and it
    just doesn't work for me.
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    - Oh, well, nice.
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    - No, but I mean, if
    that's what you're most
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    comfortable with then we
    probably should't sleep together
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    'cause we don't want the same things.
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    - This some kind of trick?
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    Like a mind trick?
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    Getting me to commit?
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    - Yeah! (laughs)
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    After years of self-reflection
    and experimentation,
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    I've formed this very
    specific life philosophy
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    for the sole purpose of forcing some guy
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    into a exclusive relationship.
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    Yeah.
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    - I'm sorry.
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    I should just go.
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    - Why?
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    - Because, I just thought,
    you know, you're pissed.
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    - Why would I be pissed?
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    - I don't know.
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    - OK, first rule of date club,
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    if I'm pissed, I'm gonna tell you.
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    Come here.
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    Let's figure this thing out.
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    Do you enjoy spending time with me?
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    - Yes.
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    - Are you attracted to me?
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    - Obviously.
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    - Are you comfortable with
    me seeing other people?
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    - Well see, is this a
    hypothetical question
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    or are you actually seeing other people?
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    - I'm seeing some other people, sure.
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    - Like how many?
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    There's that many?
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    - No, it's just not
    that easy of a question
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    to answer because it changes all the time.
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    Like, you know, my friend, Jessie.
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    - [Man with Black Hair] Yeah, that girl
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    you always work out with.
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    - Yeah, well, Jessie's actually a guy
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    and sometimes we hang out after,
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    but other than that, it's just
    some friends here and there,
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    and my best friend from high school.
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    But what about you?
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    I mean, we haven't been seeing
    each other for that long.
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    There must be some other
    girls floating around.
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    - I mean, I don't know.
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    There was like this one girl
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    who I was sort of chatting with online.
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    - Oh that's awesome.
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    What was she like?
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    - I don't know.
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    We actually never met up.
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    - That's too bad.
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    So are you still online?
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    - No, no.
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    - Why, I've met some
    really great people online.
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    Like I met this guy, Paul.
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    - Hi, Maya.
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    - [Maya] And Dave.
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    - Hey, Maya.
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    - [Maya] Oh and Raul.
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    - Hey, Maya.
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    - That's what so great about it.
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    Everybody offers you something different.
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    - What do I offer you?
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    - So far, companionship,
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    a little bit of sexual tension.
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    - Are you fucking that
    guy from your office?
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    The one that always writes
    on your Facebook wall?
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    (moaning in pleasure)
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    - Ryan?
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    Awwwww.
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    No way.
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    He has a girlfriend.
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    You guys are so cute.
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    - So?
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    - They are monogamous.
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    That's against the rules.
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    - So there are rules?
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    - Well of course there are rules.
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    Do you think I just
    hump anything that moves
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    regardless of the situation?
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    - Well my gut's telling me yes,
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    but your tone's telling me no.
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    You are not who I thought you were.
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    - Who did you think I was?
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    - I don't know.
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    Normal?
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    Not a--
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    - Slut?
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    - Woah.
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    Woah, woah, woah.
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    You said that, not me.
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    - Yeah, but when I say it,
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    I don't think of it as a bad thing.
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    - It's not a bad thing.
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    It's definitely not a bad thing.
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    - I know.
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    - (laughs) Of course you know.
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    It's just isn't it a little bit unusual?
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    Don't you get jealous?
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    - Sometimes.
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    But then you talk about it
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    or you move on.
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    It's just all about figuring out
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    what you can and can't handle.
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    Like right now.
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    Could you handle a back
    rub to help you relax?
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    - I think so.
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    (Maya laughs)
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    - Wow, you're really good at that.
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    - What else could you handle?
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    - Stuff.
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    - Can you handle this?
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    - Yeah.
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    - Can you handle this?
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    - Yeah.
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    - Can you handle me?
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    ("Truth in Their Eyes")
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Honest Sex
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