The future of religion | Philipp Möller | TEDxKoenigsallee
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0:06 - 0:08Hi! Hello, hello.
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0:08 - 0:11And welcome to the future of religion,
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0:11 - 0:15the biggest mistake
in the history of mankind. -
0:15 - 0:18But before we start,
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0:18 - 0:20I did research yesterday -
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0:20 - 0:23The TEDx guys from Koenigsallee
have invited me, -
0:23 - 0:25and I did research yesterday
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0:25 - 0:29to find an answer to one
of the most important questions -
0:29 - 0:31in the history of mankind:
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0:31 - 0:34which is better, "Altbier" or "Kölsch"?
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0:35 - 0:37And it is Altbier, definitely!
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0:37 - 0:40It is much better than Kölsch.
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0:40 - 0:42Okay.
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0:42 - 0:44(Applause) (Cheering)
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0:44 - 0:47The title of my second book, by the way,
is "Isch hab Geisterblitz". -
0:47 - 0:51"Wallah, Wallah! Isch hab geisterblitz!"
You have to say it like this. -
0:51 - 0:52Okay, my name's Philipp Möller,
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0:54 - 0:57but since there is no "ö"
in the English language, -
0:57 - 0:58just call me Phil.
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0:58 - 1:01As you may have already noticed,
I am an atheist, -
1:01 - 1:04and there are three main reasons for that.
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1:04 - 1:08The first reason is,
as everybody in this world, -
1:08 - 1:11I was born without the belief in a god.
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1:11 - 1:15And since no one taught me to [believe],
I am still a natural-born atheist. -
1:15 - 1:17It's really that simple.
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1:17 - 1:21The second reason is I am a teacher's son,
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1:21 - 1:26and as a teacher's son,
I am a natural-born smart-ass. -
1:26 - 1:28I love to correct people, really,
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1:28 - 1:32and I love asking uncomfortable questions,
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1:32 - 1:35like, "What the heck
are you talking about?" -
1:35 - 1:40which is a very common question
to priests and religion teachers. -
1:40 - 1:42And the third reason is I am a Berliner,
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1:42 - 1:47and we, Berliners, traditionally
don't give a fuck about clerical bullshit. -
1:47 - 1:49So fuck you, clerics!
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1:49 - 1:53We know you made god up to control people,
but you're not going to control us, -
1:53 - 1:59all the other 82% of young Europeans
who say, "I don't need a god." -
1:59 - 2:02Okay, during my studies, at one time,
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2:02 - 2:06I had to finally decide what to do
with my life and how to earn money, -
2:06 - 2:09and I remember clearly that day
where I thought, -
2:09 - 2:12"Well, maybe I could be
a professional atheist." -
2:12 - 2:13And this is what I am now.
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2:13 - 2:15Here I am, right,
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2:15 - 2:17working for the Giordano Bruno Foundation,
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2:17 - 2:21which is a think tank
for enlightenment and humanism. -
2:21 - 2:22I write books, as you know.
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2:23 - 2:26And when I was thinking about
the question of the future of religion, -
2:26 - 2:30I was remembering
a quote from Terry Pratchett - -
2:30 - 2:31you know him.
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2:31 - 2:34He said, "If you don't know
where you come from, -
2:34 - 2:35then you don't know where you are,
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2:35 - 2:39and if you don't know where you are,
you don't know where you're going, -
2:39 - 2:42and if you don't know where you're going,
you're probably going wrong." -
2:42 - 2:44And since going wrong in terms of religion
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2:44 - 2:48means to probably blow up the whole planet
or slaughter half of mankind, -
2:48 - 2:53I think we should take a close look
at the history of religion, -
2:53 - 2:55then the present of religion
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2:55 - 2:57and then the future of religion.
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2:57 - 3:00I am not a history teacher.
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3:00 - 3:02So, let me get straight to the point:
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3:02 - 3:04the history of religion
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3:04 - 3:09is a history of stupidity,
cruelty and of terror. -
3:09 - 3:12I mean, it sounds hard, really,
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3:12 - 3:14but you may say now, "Hey, Phil, come on,
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3:14 - 3:17there are many religions,
and they are very different." -
3:17 - 3:20You're absolutely right,
there are many religions, -
3:20 - 3:23but they all have one thing in common:
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3:23 - 3:25they are all terribly wrong!
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3:26 - 3:28And by "all," I mean every one of them,
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3:28 - 3:31and by "terribly,"
I mean that it's almost tragic -
3:31 - 3:36how religion seems
to prevent people from thinking, -
3:36 - 3:38and this is very, very bad.
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3:38 - 3:42But you know, I admit there are
different forms of religion. -
3:42 - 3:49For example, the ancient Viking gods
are a bunch of cruel, invisible freaks. -
3:50 - 3:53The ancient Egypt gods
are a bunch of mummified invisible freaks, -
3:53 - 3:56with crazy cats and dogs and stuff.
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3:56 - 4:01The ancient Greek freaks
are drunk and horny as hell. -
4:01 - 4:04So I actually quite like them.
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4:04 - 4:05(Laughter)
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4:05 - 4:09Hinduism is a bunch
of colorful invisible freaks -
4:09 - 4:11with many arms to hold you
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4:11 - 4:15in exactly that social position
you were born in. -
4:15 - 4:19It's called the caste system,
and it's based on Hinduism. -
4:19 - 4:24Judaism is a set of silly rules
that even 90% of Jews don't follow, -
4:24 - 4:28but at least they have a very good humor,
so I want to tell you a rabbi joke. -
4:28 - 4:31There's a person coming to a rabbi saying,
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4:31 - 4:37"Rabbi, please, I have
this urgent wish to live forever. -
4:37 - 4:38What can I do?"
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4:38 - 4:40The rabbi says,
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4:40 - 4:41"Get married."
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4:42 - 4:44"Really? I'll live forever then?"
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4:44 - 4:46"No, but the wish will disappear."
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4:46 - 4:48(Laughter)
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4:48 - 4:50It's a pretty good joke.
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4:50 - 4:51(Applause)
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4:51 - 4:52I like it.
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4:52 - 4:54(Applause)
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4:56 - 4:58The clock is ticking, guys.
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4:58 - 5:01So, speaking of love,
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5:01 - 5:03Christianity, the religion of love -
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5:03 - 5:05uh-hu -
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5:05 - 5:06sounds awesome, guys, really,
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5:06 - 5:11if we had just known
that you meant the love for little kids. -
5:12 - 5:16And Islam, finally -
the religion of peace? -
5:16 - 5:18Are you kidding me?
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5:18 - 5:22Only Buddhism is a very
sophisticated way of life -
5:22 - 5:24for young and beautiful yoga girls.
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5:24 - 5:27So I have nothing to complain about that.
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5:27 - 5:28(Laughter)
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5:28 - 5:31Except that it's an esoteric
postcard philosophy -
5:31 - 5:35which justifies the genocide
of non-Buddhists. -
5:35 - 5:36Okay -
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5:36 - 5:41But stupidity is no excuse
for what happened about 2,000 years ago, -
5:41 - 5:45because when the people sat together
to create one super mighty god, -
5:45 - 5:48they actually weren't cruel
or silly at all. -
5:48 - 5:51You know, the architects of monotheism,
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5:51 - 5:54when they wrote those weird lyrics
of the Old Testament, -
5:56 - 5:58they were sitting together
to create one god, -
5:58 - 6:00one god to rule them all.
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6:00 - 6:03And the Old Testament, by the way,
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6:03 - 6:08is still considered
by politicians and by priests -
6:08 - 6:10and other criminals
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6:10 - 6:12as the "book of books."
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6:12 - 6:16I don't know, but the people
back then were not silly at all -
6:16 - 6:22because they could look back
on 1,500 years of Greek high culture, -
6:22 - 6:26and the Greeks had it all:
they had science, philosophy and arts, -
6:26 - 6:30the three pillars
for a happy life without religion. -
6:31 - 6:33The Greeks had democracy -
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6:33 - 6:35okay, that was kind
of weird, to be honest. -
6:35 - 6:36The Greeks had women's rights -
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6:38 - 6:41okay, they were kind of
different from today, -
6:41 - 6:44but they were probably better
than the women's rights today -
6:44 - 6:45in Saudi Arabia
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6:45 - 6:48or in an African village
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6:48 - 6:50or in a Bavarian village.
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6:50 - 6:52(Laughter)
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6:52 - 6:54They had public schools,
they had swimming halts, -
6:54 - 6:57they had healthcare, clean water -
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6:57 - 7:00They had sex, drugs and probably
some kind of rock 'n' roll. -
7:00 - 7:04And then, in the young
and aspiring Rome Empire, -
7:04 - 7:08some freaks gathered together
to create one super mighty god, -
7:08 - 7:10and in a short period of time,
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7:10 - 7:17they had turned the flourishing garden
of Europe into a dirty shithole -
7:17 - 7:18called the Middle Ages,
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7:18 - 7:20which lasted for 1,000 years.
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7:21 - 7:22And by the way,
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7:22 - 7:25I haven't talked about the "Kreuzzüge,"
about the "Hexenverbrennungen," -
7:25 - 7:28the invention of hell -
what a sick and pervert idea. -
7:28 - 7:29I haven't talked about Luther
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7:29 - 7:34and his unrivaled
and raging anti-Semitism. -
7:34 - 7:37I haven't talked about Hitler
and his birthday party for Luther -
7:37 - 7:39called the "Reichskristallnacht."
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7:39 - 7:42I haven't talked about
the "Reichskonkordat," -
7:42 - 7:44or the sexual abuse.
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7:44 - 7:46Because all that
is the history of religion, -
7:46 - 7:50and by now, I shall proceed
to the present of religion, -
7:50 - 7:55which is completely different
from cruelty and stupidity and terror, -
7:55 - 7:59and completely different
in terms of exactly the same, actually. -
7:59 - 8:04I know there are millions
and millions of religious people -
8:04 - 8:06living in peace and harmony ...
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8:06 - 8:09with their brothers and sisters in faith.
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8:10 - 8:13And I'm going to read
a list of names to you, -
8:13 - 8:16and let's find out
what they all have in common, okay? -
8:16 - 8:19That is: Vladimir Putin,
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8:19 - 8:21Recep Tayyip Erdoğan,
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8:21 - 8:22Donald Trump,
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8:22 - 8:23Viktor Orban,
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8:23 - 8:25Jarosław Kaczyński,
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8:25 - 8:27Alexander Gauland,
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8:27 - 8:28Marine Le Pen,
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8:28 - 8:30Horst Seehofer -
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8:30 - 8:35This international gang
of nationalists are all religious! -
8:35 - 8:39I'm not saying that every
religious politician is right-winged, -
8:39 - 8:42but every right-winged politician
seems to be religious. -
8:42 - 8:48They are using religion to create hate
against other religious people. -
8:48 - 8:50And let's take the
Middle East conflict, okay? -
8:50 - 8:54When I was born 28 years ago ...
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8:54 - 8:55(Laughter)
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8:55 - 8:57there was the Middle East conflict,
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8:57 - 9:01and in these 28 years,
it hasn't become any better. -
9:01 - 9:03No, it has become worse!
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9:03 - 9:07And I am pretty sure that as long
as people consider themselves -
9:07 - 9:10to be Jew first or Muslim first
or Christian first - -
9:10 - 9:12not human first -
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9:12 - 9:15there is no chance
for peace in this world. -
9:15 - 9:16Religion -
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9:16 - 9:19(Applause)
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9:24 - 9:30Religion, as it sadly appears,
is an eternal source of hate and war. -
9:30 - 9:32And do you think it's exagerated? No!
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9:32 - 9:36Take a look at Western Europe
in the 21st century. -
9:36 - 9:38We have the least relevance of religion,
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9:38 - 9:42and at the same time,
the highest rate of peace, -
9:42 - 9:45of personal freedom and of prosperity
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9:45 - 9:47in the whole history of mankind.
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9:48 - 9:49You want to bet?
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9:49 - 9:52Get on a plane, fly to any Islamic state,
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9:52 - 9:56and you will see that you will land
right in the Middle Ages, -
9:56 - 9:59only with Wi-Fi and ABC weapons.
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10:02 - 10:04And even in the heart of Europe,
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10:04 - 10:05there is one country
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10:05 - 10:09where the separation between the state
and religion is not finished at all, -
10:09 - 10:14and that, of course,
is the "Church Republic of Germany," -
10:14 - 10:18where the Church takes us
withdrawn by the government, -
10:18 - 10:24where employment laws do not apply
to religious social institutions, -
10:24 - 10:28and they are also paid 98% by the state.
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10:28 - 10:30So, thank you, God, for 2%
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10:30 - 10:34and that the so-called
"inventors of charity" -
10:34 - 10:40are allowed to fire Jews, Muslims,
atheists and homosexuals for no reason. -
10:40 - 10:42We have laws for circumcision,
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10:42 - 10:45we have laws for euthanasia -
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10:45 - 10:51We have actually so many laws
that are based on religious things -
10:51 - 10:53that you could say
that from the craddle to the grave, -
10:53 - 10:55we are escorted by religion.
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10:55 - 11:00And that's in a country
where 80%, for example, -
11:00 - 11:03in terms of euthanasia,
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11:03 - 11:06say, "Hey, there's only one person
that decides about my death, -
11:06 - 11:07and that is myself -
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11:07 - 11:11no politician, no doctor and no priest."
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11:11 - 11:15And still, the German Court
has ratified a law -
11:15 - 11:18that criminalizes euthanasia.
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11:18 - 11:24But there's another enemy right now
of the open and modern society, -
11:24 - 11:28and also, if that sentence
could make me false friends, -
11:28 - 11:30I'll still say it:
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11:30 - 11:35some of the cultural
and religious elements of Islam -
11:35 - 11:39are just not compatible
with a modern society. -
11:39 - 11:40It is like that!
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11:40 - 11:43I'm very sorry for that,
but it is just like that. -
11:43 - 11:46Religious self-determination,
women's rights, -
11:46 - 11:49secular legal system -
just to name three things - -
11:49 - 11:52those are not compatible with Islam.
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11:52 - 11:53It's just like that.
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11:54 - 11:59And the rise of Islam, again,
empowers the original haters of freedom, -
11:59 - 12:01which are the Christian right wing.
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12:01 - 12:03So, living in Europe today,
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12:03 - 12:06you could think that you are surrounded
by conservative assholes -
12:06 - 12:08and religious maniacs.
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12:08 - 12:11But it's not like that;
they are just louder - -
12:11 - 12:12but we are more.
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12:12 - 12:14By the time of World War II,
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12:14 - 12:1899% of the people in Germany
were Christians, -
12:18 - 12:25and today, 26.5% are Prostestants
and 28.5% are Catholic, -
12:25 - 12:31while a whopping 36%
are not in organized faith at all. -
12:31 - 12:34Twelve percent are
active believers in Germany, -
12:34 - 12:38and 82% say, "I am happy
without God," in Europe. -
12:38 - 12:43So, it's not true that you are surrounded;
we, actually, surround them. -
12:43 - 12:45We just have to get better politics.
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12:45 - 12:49And this is where we start
to talk about the future of religion. -
12:50 - 12:52Actually, this presentation
could have been -
12:52 - 12:54like sex with a Catholic priest:
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12:54 - 12:56quick and dirty.
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12:57 - 13:00I would have shown you a white screen
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13:00 - 13:03and say, "This is how I imagine
the future of religion." -
13:03 - 13:06It just doesn't exist anymore.
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13:06 - 13:09I mean, it sounds hard, but imagine:
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13:09 - 13:12above us, only sky; no Heaven.
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13:12 - 13:18Imagine that there would be
no terror and no silly prayers -
13:18 - 13:22against the terror that was evoked
by prayers in the first place. -
13:22 - 13:24No more Middle East conflict,
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13:24 - 13:29no more amateur choirs
with guitars out of tune - -
13:29 - 13:34No more smug-faced priests
nourished by society, -
13:34 - 13:38contributing nothing else
but incomprehensible nonsense -
13:38 - 13:40and ethical ideas from the past.
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13:41 - 13:43Doesn't that sound like paradise to you?
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13:43 - 13:46Well, to me, it does, honestly.
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13:46 - 13:47And I find it quite ironic
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13:47 - 13:54that the absense of the ideology
that they told us would bring us paradise -
13:55 - 13:57is bringing us paradise.
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13:57 - 13:59I was reading a story about a guy.
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13:59 - 14:02He was brought up
as a Jehovah's Witness, you know: -
14:03 - 14:06no birthday, no blood transfusion,
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14:06 - 14:07and they really believe that one day,
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14:07 - 14:12Jesus will come and save them
and kill everyone else. -
14:12 - 14:17And do you know how he got healed
from this form of mental illness? -
14:17 - 14:19By information.
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14:19 - 14:22He read a Wikipedia article
about his own religion! -
14:22 - 14:24(Laughter)
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14:24 - 14:25And that's so simple!
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14:25 - 14:28And later, he wrote a book
and he found out -
14:28 - 14:33that the more Internet we have,
the less religious we get. -
14:33 - 14:37Information seems to be
the best remedy againt religion. -
14:37 - 14:40And so, I know it sounds super religious,
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14:40 - 14:46but that guy called the moment
when he read that article his "awakening." -
14:47 - 14:52And this is actually what I wish
for religious people: to wake up. -
14:52 - 14:57I'm not saying you're foolish,
but you obviously have been fooled -
14:58 - 15:02by a system which doesn't serve you,
but only the leaders. -
15:04 - 15:08My idea would be that you should read
something about religion, -
15:08 - 15:12and maybe about a very
different religion from yours, -
15:12 - 15:15and one day, there will be
this moment when you think, -
15:15 - 15:18"Wow, this is a super weird religion,"
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15:18 - 15:20and this is exactly
how I feel about your religion. -
15:20 - 15:22(Laughter)
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15:22 - 15:24That's empathy.
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15:28 - 15:33To be honest, I hope for religion
to slowly disappear -
15:33 - 15:36and be replaced by a rational system
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15:36 - 15:41that enables 8 billion people
to live together in peace in this world. -
15:41 - 15:43I am really hoping for that.
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15:43 - 15:44But who am I?
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15:44 - 15:48Who are we, the professional atheists,
the secular humanists, -
15:48 - 15:50to have a naive wish like this?
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15:52 - 15:56But before we continue
making the same religious mistakes -
15:56 - 15:59we have done in 2,000 and more years,
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15:59 - 16:00I have an idea -
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16:00 - 16:05or maybe I should call it
"an urgent suggestion": -
16:05 - 16:09why don't we make religion
just a private matter? -
16:09 - 16:11This is my suggestion.
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16:11 - 16:15Why don't we see religion
even as a thing of intimacy? -
16:15 - 16:19Imagine religion,
as an Internet meme says, -
16:19 - 16:20like a penis:
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16:22 - 16:24it's okay to have one,
it's okay not to have one, -
16:24 - 16:26it's even okay to be proud of it,
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16:26 - 16:29but please don't
swing it around in public, -
16:29 - 16:30don't write any laws with it,
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16:30 - 16:33and leave my kids alone, [away from] it!
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16:33 - 16:35It's very simple!
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16:35 - 16:37(Applause)
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16:45 - 16:50I think we can agree on that, can't we?
Because this way, everybody wins! -
16:50 - 16:55The religious people can keep their god
or gods or holy camoly, -
16:55 - 16:59and we just don't have
to take care about it, really. -
16:59 - 17:01It's that simple.
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17:01 - 17:04I mean, we don't want to hear
your church bells ring on Sunday morning -
17:04 - 17:07or your imams sing five times a day!
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17:07 - 17:09Get a bloody Bluetooth speaker!
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17:09 - 17:11It's that simple!
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17:11 - 17:12(Laughter)
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17:13 - 17:14I know,
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17:14 - 17:18religion as private matter is the opposite
of what religious leaders want -
17:18 - 17:20because that way,
they would lose their job, -
17:20 - 17:22but this is exactly what I aim for.
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17:24 - 17:25They're still trying to tell us
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17:25 - 17:29that religion is the remedy
for all of humanity's problems. -
17:29 - 17:33Guys, it hasn't worked in 2,000 years,
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17:33 - 17:35and it won't work in the future.
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17:35 - 17:36I'm pretty sure.
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17:37 - 17:38Thank you.
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17:38 - 17:40(Applause)
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17:40 - 17:43Or as my friend
Michael Schmidt-Salomon says, -
17:43 - 17:46whose birthday is today -
so happy birthday, Michael - -
17:46 - 17:51"We should kill bad ideas
before bad ideas kill people." -
17:52 - 17:54And to the politicians,
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17:55 - 17:58you have probably bet
on the lame horse for much too long, -
17:58 - 18:02because being religious is no longer
a guarantee for good votes. -
18:02 - 18:05I really think we live in wild times.
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18:05 - 18:06There is climate change -
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18:06 - 18:08There is populism, nationalism -
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18:08 - 18:11There is protectionism,
there is digitalization - -
18:11 - 18:13Do you think prayers will help?
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18:13 - 18:17No, I think if we want
a future of humanity, -
18:17 - 18:21the future of religion
must be a private matter. -
18:21 - 18:23Thank you.
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18:23 - 18:24(Applause) (Cheering)
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18:24 - 18:26Thanks.
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18:26 - 18:27Thank you.
- Title:
- The future of religion | Philipp Möller | TEDxKoenigsallee
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NOTE FROM TED: This talk represents the speaker's personal views on religion and atheism. He uses aggressive language to criticize religion that may offend some viewers. TEDx events are independently organized by volunteers. The guidelines we give TEDx organizers are described in more detail here: http://storage.ted.com/tedx/manuals/tedx_content_guidelines.pdf
The German bestselling author Phillipp Möller (“Isch geh Schulhof”, 2012) shares his critical views on religion to educate and spread the word on topics of humanism and reconnaissance. He is best known for his “without religion the world would be a better place”-speech at the first “Disput\Berlin!“ event.
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Claudia Sander edited English subtitles for The future of religion | Philipp Möller | TEDxKoenigsallee | ||
Claudia Sander edited English subtitles for The future of religion | Philipp Möller | TEDxKoenigsallee | ||
Leonardo Silva edited English subtitles for The future of religion | Philipp Möller | TEDxKoenigsallee |