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�BAYERN BOSS - the AUDITIONS!� Mourinho? Wenger? Klopp to Munich? The FCB Factor!

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    Es FCB Factor!
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    La busqueda para el reemplazo de kovac!
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    Jose de Portugal!
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    I’ve won the league in England,
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    I’ve won the league in Spain
    In Portugal and Italy
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    But those leagues are totally lame!
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    What? SHUT UP!
    Jose Jose
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    What?
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    Jose, we all know your talent has faded with age.
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    That’s a little bit rich.
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    Ha
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    And so are you after all those sackings.
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    We don’t think you’ll be motivated to succeed here.
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    Well how is this for being motivated?
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    I’ve already started learning German!
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    Listen:
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    Ich bin derjenige,
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    der besondere Bedürfnisse hat!
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    What did he say?
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    I am the special needs one, sniggers
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    Bastian Schweinsteiger has been giving me lessons.
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    Ha. Well done Schweiny. NEXT!
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    Jurgen from Germany!
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    You’re through to boot camp!
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    Woh woh woh. I don’t really want this job
    I just came to show Phil this
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    Here’s what you could have won! Boom!
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    Shit Adam Lallana!
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    You’re just a shit Adam Lallana!
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    I’m out of here. See you in 2022!
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    What?
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    Ernesto from the...
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    People’s Democratic Republic of Catalonia!
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    Congratulations!
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    You’re through to Boot Camp!
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    Arsene from France!
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    Bonjour can I start by asking if you have
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    a Bayern Munich Fan TV YouTube Channel?
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    No we don’t.
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    You see Arsene, we are a big club.
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    Perfect... Then count me in!
    You should choose me because I guarantee
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    I will win lots of these
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    some of these
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    and absolutely none of these
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    Damn you Gnabry!
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    Wait, let’s have a vote.
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    All those in favour of Mr. Wenger say AYE
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    AYE!
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    All those against!
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    AYE!
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    Oh, what a surprise, you lost 5-1!
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    DAMN YOU MULLER!
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    Argh! Son of a bitch!
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    Louis from the Netherlands
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    Security to the stage please, quick!
    Before he shows me his testicles again!
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    Too Late!
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    Unai from Spain!
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    Guten abend
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    Gute nacht!
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    It’s a no from me.
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    You’d probably sign David Luiz,
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    AKA The Brazilian Boateng.
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    It’s a no from me.
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    You’d probably make Jerome Boateng captain
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    Ha. Good one Phil.
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    Though not as funny as me, naturally. Next
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    Pep from Spain!
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    No no no. I’m not here for my old job back.
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    You should be so lucky!
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    I’m just here to negotiate
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    the sale of Leroy Sane.
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    His leg is much better now.
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    Leroy is missing
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    a lower leg and he still doesn’t dive!
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    Take note, Sadio Mane!
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    Nico from Croatia
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    No, no, no.
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    I just wondered if
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    you wouldn’t mind giving me a reference?
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    Just a few sentences?
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    Or even just a few words, anything really
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    Security to the stage please,
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    security to the stage
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    Niclas, will you… give… me a ...
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    Rafael from Spain!
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    You should pick me because...
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    I’ll save you a lot of money!
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    Er, how so?
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    Well instead of paying me in euros,
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    you can pay me in bratwurst!
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    Not again.
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    The last time this happened
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    it took them three hours to get me out.
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    It’s a good job I have enough food
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    to last me at least the next 15 minutes.
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    Mauricio from Argentina!
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    Not a chance Poch!
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    Even we managed to beat you 7-2!
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    And we didn’t have a manager!
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    You had me!
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    Precisely. Ha! Security!
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    Massimiliano from job center!
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    Good evening.
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    Plagiarist!
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    Massimo - why should we choose you?
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    Because I have unparallelled experience
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    of managing in a one-team league.
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    You’re through to boot camp!
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    Join us next time to see
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    how Allegri and Valverde
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    get on at Boot Camp and to see how
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    and why the judges will no doubt
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    end up choosing
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    Jupp Heynckes as their next coach!
    Good night!
Title:
�BAYERN BOSS - the AUDITIONS!� Mourinho? Wenger? Klopp to Munich? The FCB Factor!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:45

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