Music Videos

[Rap beat.]

Cool and smooth.

Cool, and smooth.

[Instrumental.]

If your neck is itchy,
then you need to shave, son.

Better use your Quattro.

It will get the job done.

Schick Quattro!

Get the perfect shave.

Don't use a shaver
that'll cut up your face.

Get the Quattro.

The finest blade.

It won't leave you with stubble
all over the place.

But, what about me?
I got a beard.

Not to worry my friend.

Schick Quattro here.

It's got a trimmer
on the other end.

Wow! Now,
that's convenient.

Get the Quattro!

It gives you the confidence

to do what you want,
when you want.

Don't settle for less.

Clean, and smooth.

Clean and smooth.

We're talkin' 'bout the

clean, and smooth.

It's Titanium!

Now, whatcha goin' do?

Titanium!

[Rap instrumental.]

[Voices droning.]

[Bell rings.]

Lunch break!

[Instrumental to Fergalicious.]

Wendy's!

Taco Bell.

Pizza Hut.

McDonald's.

[Instrumental.]

Mickey D's.

Mickey D's!

Domino's!

Jamba Juice.

Starbucks.

Burger King.

McDonald's.

Filet-O-Fish.

Mickey D's (uh huh.)

McDonald's.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Mickey D's.

Mickey D's!

[Bell rings.]

Back to work.

[Acoustic guitar.]

[Country accent.]
What's your name?

Baby, what's your number?

[Strings.]

'Cause girl, you got me,

you got a brother wonderin'.

If you want a

homie and a lover,

I can be your
friend 'til the end.

Now girl what's up?

I'm goin' crazy.

Girl, what's up?

'Cause I wanna know
if I can love ya.

Oooh, girl, what's up?

Yeah, would you be my lady?

Yeah, yeah,
girl what's up?

I wanna know
who you are,

and make you a star.

Girl, I'm givin' you
everything

'cause my love is yours.

What's your name
and number?

Come on,
give 'em to me.

Pom Fresh came to me,

they asked me, uh,
how do you want to

open a pomegranate?

And I said to them,

"No, I will sing to that,

as if my mama was
singing to me."

We go making
the music video,

and it went to
the top of the charts.

[Voices sing: Ooooh]

[Greek accent]
Pomegranate,

how do I open you?

I want to taste the juice

from suckling the fruit.

Pomegranate,

I don't take you for granted.

When I am saying

that I score the red peel,

it's a very emotional
line for me, you know.

I am feeling

the pain of the pomegranate.

I will take my knife,

and I will score through
your red peel.

[Unintelligible.]

I will take you under water,

and pull you apart.

It's such an accomplishment

in my life, to
do something

for such a wonderful fruit.

I will grab a handful,
and put it to my mouth.

The flavor will explode.

And then, I will know

that I have conquered

the opening of the pomegranate.

[Upbeat rap instrumental.]

Yeah.

[Instrumental.]

S

X

S

W

[Instrumental.]

Projecting live

from Austin Texas,
to you.

Yo what's up?

My name is Kimo.

You like go
south by southwest?

We go!

We get tiki stand.

We get mac nut.

Don't mess with us,

or we kick you in the -

[Musical chord]

- face!

'Cause this the place

for showing Hawaii styling

to the human race!

We got Worldsound,

ripping all new hits.

[Anuhea sings.]

So keep your act
south by southwest.

Come check out Worldsound,
'cause our booth is the best.

We got a hot new sound
from Hawaii.

Yeah, Aloha!

Aloha what?

[Instrumental.]

Eh -

I dunno.

Huh.

You suck at rapping.

[Instrumental.]

["Man in the Mirror" intro.]
[Actual song plays.]

Ooh-ooh.

[Finger snaps.]

Ooh-ooh.

I'm gonna make a change

for once in my life.

[Finger snaps.]

Uh!

Gonna feel real good,

gonna make a difference.

Gonna make it right.

[Finger snaps.]

Uh! Uh!

As I turned up the collar on

my favorite winter coat,

this wind is blowing my mind.

I see the kids in the street

without enough to eat.

Who am I to be blind,

pretending not to see their need?

A summer's disregard,

a broken bottle top,

and one man's soul.

They follow each other
on the wind, you know.

'Cause they got nowhere to go.

That's why I want you to know,

I'm starting with
the man in the mirror.

[Music stops.]

Ugh.

That's right...

I don't have a reflection,

because I'm a vampire.

"Man in the Mirror?!"

What was I thinking?!

Should've done "Thriller."

[Song plays.]

D-Choiiiiii.

Yeah! David Choi!

[Instrumental.]

[?]

Collaboration.

Yeah! It's all good, baby!

Uh! Huh-uh!

Y'all know me.

I'm Edward C.

Makin' millions off of that

"Twilight" movie.

And I'll be makin' mo

'cause now there's three

soon there'll be fo.

Sing along with me.

Might bite me, but I won't bite back

Suckin' that [?] blood is wack

I don't wanna kill you, baby

I don't wanna change you
to be like me.

I ain't got no soul.

I thought you should know.

But I got that bling-bling

I can buy you anything.

I am over 100 years old

but I have no ring tone

I'm not a liar

I just don't age,
'cause I'm a vampire.

D-Choiiiiii

'cause I'm a vampire

Huh!

[Instrumental.]

So, show me and D-Choi some love.

'Cause this is the best collab

you ever dreamed of.

Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

Raise your cup.

I said thumbs up.

If you want, I'll suck your blood.

Naw, I'm just kidding.

Blood actually makes me sick.

I'd much rather prefer
a glass of cold milk.

And a cookie.

Yeahhhh!

Ha ha ha!

[Instrumental.]

Y'all know what this is.

Because his name is...

Justin Bieber!

I'm givin' you the fever!

Another year older,
and my voice got deeper.

I quitted singin'

'cause I started blingin'

thanks to Usher, I'm ching-chingin'

Now, I know all my fans like

what's it again?

[Women] "Justin, we love you.
You're so cute."

I gotta do what I gotta do.

[?]

What [?] my name?

Better step up your game,

'cause I'm a new man.

Do ya know what I'm sayin'?

I may be a little kid,

but I ain't playin'.

Like Little Wayne and Nikki Minaj

we're recordin' this video
in my garage.

'Cause I'm first name [?],
Last name Addicted.

Don't you know I'm everything
[?] was missing?

[?] in diapers.

[Baby giggles.]

[Gospel vocals]
[Female singer]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

wake up

to the sound of music

Mother Mary, Mother Mary

come to meeeeeeeee!

Sing me words of wisdom!

I want you to let it be!

Yeah, yeah, yeahhh!

Let it be!

Let it beeee

Let it beeee, yeah!

Let it beeee!

Ohhhhhh,

There will be an answer

Let it beeeeeeee!

Yeahhhhhh.

Leeeet it BE!

(Let it be_

Let it be!

(Let it be)

Let it beeeeee,

Oh! Let it be.

[Piano]

(Ooooh)

Whisper words of wisdom,

(Ooooooh)

Let it be.

(Ooooh)

[Drunk voice]

When life's got you
down in the dumps,

you don't know what to do.

Just do what I do.

[Jaden Smith song plays]

I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth!

(Just whip it)

I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth!

(Whip it real good.)

I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth!

I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth.

Hop up out the bed,

turn my swag on

Pay no attention to them haters,

because we whip 'em off,

and we ain't doin' nothin' wrong.

So don't tell me nothin'

I'm just gonna have fun.

So keep the party jumpin'

So what's up?

Yeahhhh!

And now they don't know what to do

we turn our back and whip our hair,

and just shake 'em off,
shake 'em off.

So give that a try.

[Strings]

[Sings] The more you know.

Uhm!
...Uhm.