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← Letters to Santa

Writing a letter to Santa is a timeless childhood tradition… that doesn't always go as planned.

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Showing Revision 2 created 12/07/2017 by Alexandre Clemente.

  1. - I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME REAL
    KIDS' LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS.

  2. IT'S A SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION
    OF OUR SEGMENT "JUST KID INK."
  3. [singing]
    - I BELIEVE
  4. THE CHILDREN
    ARE OUR FUTURE
  5. TEACH THEM
    AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY
  6. SHOW THEM ALL THE BEAUTY
    THEY POSSESS INSIDE
  7. GIVE THEM A SENSE
  8. OF PRIDE
  9. TO MAKE IT EASIER
  10. LET THE CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER
  11. REMIND US
    HOW WE USED TO BE
  12. I DECIDED LONG AGO
  13. [cheers and applause]
  14. NEVER TO WALK
    IN ANYONE'S SHADOWS
  15. IF I FAIL,
    IF I--
  16. - SORRY.
    I'M SORRY.
  17. [cheers and applause]
  18. [sighs]
  19. IT JUST--
    THE LYRICS MOVE ME.
  20. THIS COMES FROM RENEE SCHULTZ
    FROM WATERFORD, WISCONSIN.
  21. "MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
    WROTE THIS LETTER TO SANTA."
  22. SAYS, "DEAR SANTA,
  23. "I WOULD LIKE
    AN AMERICAN GIRL GLOW BOX,
  24. "AMERICAN GIRL STUFF
    THAT IS IN MY BOOK,
  25. "A NEW PUPPY,
    A WII, AND I WANT A SISTER.
  26. "I WAS A GOOD GIRL,
    BUT MY BROTHER, BEN,
  27. "SAID THE F WORD,
    LIKE, TWO OR THREE TIMES,
  28. AND I JUST THOUGHT
    YOU SHOULD KNOW."
  29. [laughter and applause]
  30. I LOVE
    THAT SHE JUST ADDS
  31. "I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW"
    AT THE END.
  32. LIKE, VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE
    TATTLETALER.
  33. [laughter]
  34. AND LOOK AT THE LIST.
    LOOK AT EVERYTHING SHE WANTS.
  35. SHE WANTS A BOOK, A PUPPY,
    A WII, A SISTER.
  36. WHEN I WAS SEVEN, I GOT
    A DAY OFF FROM THE FACTORY,
  37. AND I WAS HAPPY.
  38. [laughter]
  39. BUT I DO KNOW
    HOW YOU FEEL.
  40. I HAVE A BROTHER
    WHO SWEARS LIKE A SAILOR,
  41. SO, MAMA, I JUST THOUGHT
    YOU SHOULD KNOW,
  42. IF YOU'RE WATCHING.
  43. MARK BARTLET
    FROM YAMHILL, OREGON--
  44. "OUR DAUGHTER
    WANTED A BUGS BUNNY DOLL
  45. "FROM J.C. PENNY.
  46. SHE WAS VERY PHONETIC
    IN HER SPELLING."
  47. HERE'S HER LIST,
  48. AND IF YOU CAN JUST ZOOM IN
    AND SEE--
  49. "BUGS BUNNY, $44,
    AND..."
  50. [laughter]
  51. "J.C. PENIS."
  52. "J.C. PENIS."
  53. [chuckles]
  54. JILL NORRIS IN WAKE FOREST,
    NORTH CAROLINA--
  55. "MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON WESTON
    DREW THIS PICTURE OF SANTA."
  56. OH, BOY.
  57. "THIS--FOR HIS GRANDMOTHER.
    HE WAS VERY PROUD."
  58. [laughter]
  59. HOW?
  60. HOW IS THAT SANTA CLAUS
    AT ALL?
  61. [laughter]
  62. IT LOOKS LIKE
    A J.C. PENNYS TO ME.
  63. [laughter]
  64. [cheers and applause]
  65. IF YOU SEE A KID'S LETTER
    OR DRAWING
  66. YOU THINK I SHOULD SEE,
    SEND IT TO ME.