Chinese Show Responds to Conan O'Brien
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0:00 - 0:07OPENING SEQUENCE (NOTHING)
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0:12 - 0:18Welcome to China's very own knockoff talk show, Da Peng DeBeDe.
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0:18 - 0:20I'm now Da Peng sans opening sequence.
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0:20 - 0:23I'm sorry. I lost face for Chinese people. I'm really very sorry.
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0:24 - 0:27I'm known to have a round face. Known as a host with a big face.
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0:27 - 0:30This time I really lost my big face in a big way!
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0:30 - 0:33Even the guy who sells breakfast crepes (think hotdogs) downstairs knows me now
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0:33 - 0:36Everyone probably knows what happened.
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0:36 - 0:38My first girlfriend just sent me a text
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0:38 - 0:40Says she regrets dumping me all those years ago
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0:40 - 0:43Because she saw me on an American TV show
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0:44 - 0:46Aiya, I'm 'International' now!
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0:46 - 0:49First let us take a look at the newest episode of the American talk show
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0:49 - 0:52Conan's (KeNan) Tonight Show [Not Leno]
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0:52 - 0:54(No Translation Needed)
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3:05 - 3:12Err...here on behalf of the production crew I want to apologize to Mr. Conan and his team
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3:12 - 3:14Really too 'sorry' for this thing
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3:19 - 3:22Stop stop stop
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3:22 - 3:24Can't dance any more
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3:24 - 3:26Now we're copying Korean pop
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3:26 - 3:28China has an old saying: "If you don't fight you don't get to know each other"
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3:28 - 3:31I guess this counts as me having a heart to heart with an international super star
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3:31 - 3:34I would ask Gu Da Bai [a well known translator of English shows] to help me translate
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3:34 - 3:38Our program will immediately stop using this opening sequence
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3:38 - 3:42And sincerely apologize to my American colleague
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3:42 - 3:45But I'm guessing after this apology I'll have to apologize again
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3:45 - 3:48Because on today's show we're still going to talk smack about you
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3:48 - 3:51Actually this thing came as quite a shock to me as well
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3:51 - 3:54Yesterday a friend sent me a SMS saying KeNan has his eyes on me
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3:54 - 3:59I got really scared because people say wherever Kenan (a Japanese anime detective) goes people die
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3:59 - 4:03Then I found out it wasn't Japan's Kenan but America's Kenan
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4:03 - 4:05Then I studiously watched his show
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4:05 - 4:08Aside from wanting to express my regret to you, sir
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4:08 - 4:13I also want to discuss some of the content of your show with you
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4:13 - 4:18First, that naked dude picture that you put up
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4:18 - 4:21Have to say his coolness pales in comparison to Zhang Chao Yang
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4:21 - 4:24And judging by his looks he's obviously Korean
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4:24 - 4:27It's said that when two sides do battle one tries to minimize collateral damage
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4:27 - 4:29By doing this you might have hurt the [naked] Korean dude's feelings
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4:29 - 4:33He might think you're making fun of him and that's not cool
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4:33 - 4:36After all I'm all Chinese and I'm afraid people will think I'm like Jeremy Lin
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4:36 - 4:40And think I'm a quarter Korean
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4:40 - 4:44Also, Sister Phoenix is still in the States [looking for a husband]
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4:44 - 4:47You can't put me on TV and make me look bad [in her eyes]
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4:47 - 4:52Then you said my show is 'weird'
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4:52 - 4:55Although my English is not too good I can't say I agree.
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4:55 - 4:57I just know 'One Two Three Four Five Six'
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4:57 - 5:00But when I looked up 'weird' I realized it was not a good word
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5:00 - 5:03You describe us this way because you don't understand Chinese
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5:03 - 5:06American humor is not the only type of humor in this world
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5:06 - 5:13Also some netizens saw your show and asked why he just called our show 'DaPeng'
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5:13 - 5:16And didn't say the show's entire name
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5:16 - 5:19I guess it's because our show's name is too hard to pronounce
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5:19 - 5:22Since we're having an exchange here today
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5:22 - 5:25So why don't you repeat after me and try to say the whole name
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5:25 - 5:27Da Peng De Ba De
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5:27 - 5:30De Ba De [Colloquial term for random chatter]. Follow me
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5:30 - 5:32De Ba De
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5:32 - 5:35No no no not 'Dao Bi Dao' or 'Der Bi Der'
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5:35 - 5:43Various Chinese celebrities trying to pronounce 'De Ba De' correctly
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5:43 - 5:45China has an old saying
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5:45 - 5:49Disaster and fortune usually go hand in hand. Things always have two sides.
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5:49 - 5:54For so many years Americans have been trying to export your culture and values to the world
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5:54 - 6:01You might be very happy to know China has millions of netizens watching your shows and are influenced by your humor
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6:01 - 6:07On the other hand [after you have influenced us so much] you are always saying [of our stuff] 'Oh bullshit this is all ripped off'
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6:07 - 6:10From this perspective I feel we're a bit nicer
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6:10 - 6:13China has bought so much of your national debt
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6:13 - 6:17But in this show we never make fun of you running around borrowing money from everyone
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6:17 - 6:23Also, the captions you put up. Really doesn't even make it to the elementary school second grade level of Chinese.
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6:23 - 6:24Even the meaning doesn't make any sense
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6:24 - 6:28You should do this. Look! Look!
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6:28 - 6:32Of course, in order to show our respects to Conan's production crew
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6:32 - 6:35From now our our actor who plays the [Chinese style] zombie
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6:35 - 6:40His show name will be changed to Mu He Chun En [the caption Conan used]
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6:40 - 6:46But now that he has a show name the other sideshow characters will want their own too!
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6:46 - 6:48You're lucky on that show these guys didn't come out
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6:48 - 6:51Otherwise how would you be able to rip us off? Right?
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6:51 - 6:54If you try to compete with China on who has more people you'll lose for sure
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6:54 - 6:55Come on, try doing this!
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6:55 - 6:59Actually, misunderstandings all arise from lack of mutual knowledge
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6:59 - 7:01I can tell you're very interested in China
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7:01 - 7:05Brother Conan. Welcome to China!
- Title:
- Chinese Show Responds to Conan O'Brien
- Description:
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After Conan O'Brien complained that his opening sequence was ripped off by a "weird" Chinese talkshow, the host of the show, Dapeng, responds with this hilarious video. Perhaps without realizing it, he calls Conan's show "The Tonight Show of Conan." Ouch.
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 07:11