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[clapping]
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Where is everybody?
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Yeah… I thought you said
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there was a party…?
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Yeah it's on fire
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What's up fresh meat! Y'all ready
to break some ice?
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Ronnie, not that kind of ice!
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Alright, bandbeaters.
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We're go around in a
fucking circle and talk about
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what makes each of us
fucking special.
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Timmy, you go first.
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Umm ok.
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Uh. I'm Tim. This is
my first year of college.
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And uh. I got a I got a
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2150 on my SAT.
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Oh shitttt!
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Fucking Tims.
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Look at the fucking big brains on Tim man.
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I barely passed the 2000 mark myself.
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Connolly, please take it away.
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Sup guys, Matt.
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Captain of my football team. Sooo...
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Hope you wore a helmet bro
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cause brain trauma ain't no joke.
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The thought of CT in the NFL
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fucking makes me sick.
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Jan, take it away.
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I'm Jimmy. I come up for a neighborhood.
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I used to play water polo.
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Uhh… I ran over my little brother
last summer.
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I just kept driving.
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BALL TAP!
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Smell those butts from here.
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Aye. I hope you guys like strange
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burning sensation.
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Cause the dean is being an
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irritating fascists.
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Man, what did the mean old dean
do this time?
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Dude, he's not trynna let us go
on the camping trip
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cause of last year.
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Shit man. Man.
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That's a real slap
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in the barrels.
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Well, what'd you guys do last year?
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Nothing man. It's tradition.
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We do it every year.
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Times are changing.
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It's just PC culture.
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PC culture is ruining everything man.
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I'll figure something out.
You know I do.
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You always do man.
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First order of business.
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Pledges.
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Let's fucking rage!!!
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Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug!
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Dicks dick dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks!
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It's a 1978 Chateau.
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Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
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Shiiiiit.
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When your grandmother has passed away
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but you get the lake house.
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There's bitterfingers.
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Bitterfingers
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for those bitter sweet moments.
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What happened, bro.
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Where's Jimmy?
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Hey, don't worry bout Jimmy.
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He couldn't hang.
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But you two bitches.
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You made it! Welcome to
Flavortown!
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Hey bro, don't be such a pansy.
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Being in a frat is all about partying
and being a dude.
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Look at Jessie.
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What is the meaning of this?
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Very is an insult to the culinary arts.
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Dean, what're you doing here.
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I knew you were up to no good.
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And I was right. Stay out of the woods.
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You know what Dean.
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Aye, aye. Seize the masturbatory
motions immediately.
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What're you gonna do Dean.
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I got it, Tim!
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Go make the Dean
some tea.
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You were always the brightest of
the bunch, Spenny.
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There may be hope for you.
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Dean… Dean. Dean. Dean.
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Wake up.
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Can we go on that camping trip?
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Dean, the camping trip.
Can we go on?
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You guys hungry?
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What. No. You can't be hungry.
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Tell you what boys.
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Make me some brownies and
we'll see bout the camping trip.
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We can't do this. This is
impossible!
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Bruh, let's just prank his ass.
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Yes?
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Hi Dean-- Oh, ahem. Mr. Whiteman
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This is the hospital calling.
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Oh God...
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Is it my wife?
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Yea, yea. It's your wife.
I'm afraid she's hurt.
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What's happened?
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She has cancers of the berries.
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Excuse me. That was my nurse.
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Yes, I'm afraid. I'm afraid
it has spread to her butt.
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Oh God… Oh God…
Oh God!!
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I tried to warn her about that
damn rascal.
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She tried to tell me and I didn't listen.
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Yea. You should probably hurry
to the hospital, she may not have long
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I'm on my way.
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You darn hooligans.
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This is the last time you'll trick me.
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Mark my words, the camping trip is
now off!
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What're we gonna do now?
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I got it.
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Bro you ever hear of the buckle text?
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Man, last week after the rager.
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I'm gonna need all sorts of texts.
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Hehehe.
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Naw naw naw man.
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It's like the indicator for the
active presence of a woman
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in film and other forms of fiction.
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Basically it calls for the idea of gender
and equality and fiction do it sexism.
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Tight man.
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So, how did Jessie get the Dean to let
us go on this trip anyways?
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Don't worry bout it Tim.
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That mean old dean won't be
bothering us anymore.
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Hahahahahhahahaha.
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Ayeee, fuck yea!
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Jessie fucking came through again yall!
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What?!
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Hey you, you having trouble being manly?
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I got a surprise for you my friend.
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Masculinity in a can.
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Yea, one gulp of this salty surprise
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and you'll be on your way to
man city in no problem.
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Yo dudes, Jessie came through.
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The parties on! Yo check this out.
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That's a slap in the berries.
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Shut the fuck up.
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That's Ronnie's line.
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Brothers, gather round.
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Let's go Levinstein, Connolly.
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I'm going to introduce you to an old
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Alpha Sigma Sigma tradition. Okay?
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First order of business, is the annual
branch hunt!
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Bring it on, let's go.
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Fuck yea, there he is.
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There, run boy, run!
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Ronnie bro, where's your robe?
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Fuck man, I forgot it at home.
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My brothers, it's been one hell of a year.
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We've thrown some killer parties.
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Our pizza fundraiser for the SPCA is over
twelve hundred dollars!
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We murdered the dean. That's pretty sweet!
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Cause uh, most important of all
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we've made best friends for life.
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So now is the moment you've
been waiting for.
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Connolly, step up! Bring me the
pledge blood.
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Yes brother yes.
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Are you ready
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to become Alpha Sigma my brother.
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I've been ready all my life brother.
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BEST
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SUMMER
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EVER
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FUCK
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YEA!