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Voy a volver a mi personaje.
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Me he desmayado unos 20 segundos.
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Gracias por venir.
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Las canciones de amor solían ser tan bonitas.
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"Vayámonos tú y yo"
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"cuando el ocaso se esparce sobre el cielo,"
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"como un paciente anestesiado, tendido en un estrado".
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T. S. Eliot. Precioso.
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Las canciones de amor de hoy son igual de bonitas.
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Usher, Justin Bieber, One Direction. Ya los conocéis.
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Pero estos artistas nuevos han cambiado un poco el formato de las canciones de amor.
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He intentado captar cómo han cambiado el formato de las canciones de amor.
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Con esta canción de amor. Espero que os guste y notéis las diferencias.
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Jason Derulo.
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I love you hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it.
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I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it.
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I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mum,
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but more than all of that I love the fact that you're dumb enough
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to not realize everything I've said has been said before
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in a thousand ways in a thousand songs
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sung with the same four cords
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but you still love it and let me finger you.
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Yeah, finger you, finger you!
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Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
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when I tell you that I love you, boo.
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I also hope that you don't see through
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this cleverly constructed ruse
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designed by a marketing team
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cashing in on puberty and low self esteem
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and girls' desperate need to feel loved.
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America says we love a chorus
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but don't get complicated and bore us
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though meaning might be missing
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we need to know the words after just one listen
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so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
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¡Os la sabéis!
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I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
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but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
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just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
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so I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like:
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"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
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I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
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I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
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and I love how your torso has an arm on either side".
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Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking:
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"Oh no, sound the alarms.
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You're not appealing to little girls that don't have arms".
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But they can't use iTunes, so fuck 'em! Who needs them!!
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Oh girl, I hope --- Oh, hello Satan!
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Satan, you taste so good.
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Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
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¡Todo el mundo!
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(repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
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Vamos, más alto, no os oigo.
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(repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
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Jóvenes, escuchad.
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I'm in magazines full of model teens
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so far above you.
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So read them and hate yourself
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and pay me to tell you I love you.
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(I love you)
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And your parents will always come along
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because their little girl is in love.
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And how could love be wrong?
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How could love be wrong?
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When you repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
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(Ahhhh, I'm a vessel, 666, oh oh oh oh, Illuminati, ahhhh)
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We know it's not right
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we know it's not funny
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but we'll stop beating this dead horse
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when it stops spitting out money.
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But until then, we will repeat stuff.