How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day
-
0:02 - 0:05[audience laughter] Loneliness. The looming specter
-
0:05 - 0:08of Valentine's Day fast approaching.
-
0:08 - 0:11The two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year,
-
0:11 - 0:15February 13th: Desperation Day.
-
0:15 - 0:16That's not a thing.
-
0:16 - 0:17It's a thing. [audience laughter]
-
0:18 - 0:19Much like Valentine's Day itself,
-
0:19 - 0:22Desperation Day dates back thousands of years.
-
0:22 - 0:25Weddings were forbidden under ancient Roman law,
-
0:25 - 0:27so Saint Valentine performed them in secret
-
0:27 - 0:29under threat of death.
-
0:29 - 0:30That's actually true.
-
0:30 - 0:31Wait! There's more.
-
0:31 - 0:32This won't be. [audience laughter]
-
0:32 - 0:35And right by Saint Valentine's side was his best bro,
-
0:35 - 0:40Saint Desperatius, [audience laughter] there to pick off insecure bridesmaids.
-
0:40 - 0:42Whoa! Check out that one.
-
0:42 - 0:45Her body is a perfect X. [audience laughter]
-
0:45 - 0:48Player, play on. High V. [audience laughter]
-
0:48 - 0:52Oh Jupiter, what are your plans for me?
-
0:52 - 0:56Fifteen and still unmarried! [audience laughter]
-
0:57 - 1:01And I thought Pompeii was smokin'. [audience laughter]
-
1:01 - 1:04Every woman wants a date on Valentine's Day!
-
1:04 - 1:07That neediness reaches its climax- whaddup-
-
1:07 - 1:09[audience laughter] on February 13th.
-
1:09 - 1:13A magical night when a 10 has the self esteem of a 4
-
1:13 - 1:16and the depraved enthusiasm of a 2.
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day | ||
carolinefern edited English subtitles for How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day |