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It’s 0-0, Chelsea don’t look like they will score past
Spanish Burnley...
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Hold my beard!
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Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
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I want to try a…
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- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
- Bicycle kick!
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How did you score that bicycle kick?
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HAHA! You are offside!
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- Oh no…
- No wait… you scored a bicycle kick!
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- Oh yes!
- Get off his thigh!
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But how did you score this great strike?
Was it wings? Some advice?
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Coz my shooting is s*******...
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But your shot was like a fight scene from Star Wars....
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- He used this!
- Don’t pretend...
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Ooo, bicycle friend!
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How to score! Some advice…
Are you just a grown-up Peter Pan?
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Or Super-Sexy Superman?
Coz all I wanna do is....
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Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
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I want to score a...
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Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
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How did you score that bicycle kick?
I tried one for my side...
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I totally failed my bicycle kick!
I’ve fractured my backside...
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Are you a bird?
Are you a plane?
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Are you high on cocaine?
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Hot dog! We say extend it man!
You are so much better than Timo Werner!
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Er, I’m standing right here...
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- Was it wires?
- Come on, please...
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Were you on a trapeze?
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Timo man, I say Jeez
The answer is so simple...
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He’s just good at football!
Olivier Giroud hits...
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Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
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I want to try a...
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- Bicycle kick! Bicycle kick!
- Bicycle kick!
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I’ve learnt to score a bicycle kick!
I’ve practised through the night!
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Just watch, I'm going to score a bicycle kick?
I did it, yes, hi-5!
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Great job Timo! Now if you can just learn how to finish simple chances like one-on-ones and open goals, that would be great.
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Sure thing boss!