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The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation

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    The American dream
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    There's a reason they call it a dream...
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    "Ah! Who's there?"
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    "Cock-a-doodle-doo, pal."
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    *knock knock knock knock*
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    "No, no, no, no, no! I don't have any
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    more money! My job sucks right now, please!
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    I'll have more money next month!
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    You can't take my house."
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    "Is that your signature?"
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    "Ohhhkay just help me work something out, okay?"
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    I mean, you said I'm a good credit guy, right? I mean- hey! Wait!
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    My dog is in there! No, don't take my dream!" sobs
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    Oh, how did this happen?
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    -explosion-
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    -gasp- huh?
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    Hartman? I-i-is that you?
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    Been a long time since the fourth grade.
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    ...Is that a time machine?
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    There's no need to concern yourself with my
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    astounding accomplishments. Best get in, there's not much time.
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    But I gotta go down to the bank and get my life back-
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    they took everything!
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    Ohh!! Bank ain't gonna help you now.
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    Now: check in the trunk.
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    There's an extra set of balls. Put 'em on, you're gonna need 'em.
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    You're gonna get my dream back?
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    No, pal, you are. I'm here to show you how.
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    Submitted for your approval.
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    1: First national bank.
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    What is a bank, you ask?
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    A curious place where both space, time, and irony exist,
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    and yet, don't.
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    Uh, are you gonna be doing that the whole time?
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    Pay attention, Pyle.
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    Exhibit A: Those who have come to deposit and safely store their earned monies.
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    Exhibit B:
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    Those who need to borrow said money for purposes
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    unkown.
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    Hey! That's me!
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    Ergo, Exhibit C:
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    The bank only has so much money in the vault to lend out to people such as you.
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    Hey, hey that's the guy!
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    He took my house!
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    Really schoolin' my vibe here, Pyle
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    Space time continuum, he can't hear you;
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    just let me narrate.
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    Where was I? ahem
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    But you see, by the time he got to you
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    Pyle, his bank was out of money.
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    But, he gave me lots of money, and charged me a lot of interest.
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    Yes,
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    that's the only way banks make money-
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    By making debt loans.
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    Debt equals money, Pyle. Remember that.
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    Debt equals money.
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    The more loans they make, the more money they make.
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    But if they don't have any
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    money, then where did my money come from?
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    You're gonna want to take a step back, Pyle.
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    Whoa! No way!
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    Yes way.
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    And that's nothing.
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    Hey buddy, need some money?
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    They didn't do that!
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    Oh they did exactly that, Pyle!
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    Remember, banks make money by making loans,
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    by selling debt.
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    even to... bad credit risks.
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    Yo! Have some money, dude! Just sign here.
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    Oh my gosh!
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    Mmm they called it free money.
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    Yeah, that's exactly what my loan guy told me: free money!
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    But it ain't free!
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    The worst part was offering money to people who don't even need it.
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    People, Pyle, like you.
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    You're right. I didn't need him.
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    I was happy here.
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    I didn't need it!
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    Why is he sad? He's making all that money.
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    Shhh. He's thinkin'
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    Now wait for it... now wait for it....
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    Bingo!
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    See the bank is loaned to everyone in town
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    but to make more money, they have to loan
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    even more.
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    More!? How much money do they need?!
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    More...
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    Wha! What's that?
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    Behold! A black horse riding!
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    Credit card.
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    Wow! Look, I mean, it's gonna be okay.
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    Everything is gonna be okay.
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    What now?
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    Now, piled with all this money, we might as well partay.
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    Oh-ho, this is awesome! I needed to
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    get my head clear.
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    When I get back, I'm gonna straighten all this out
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    I just hope dream is doin' okay.
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    I'm going to get you, my pretty.
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    Yep! He is. I'm sure he is.
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    burp
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    Would you put it on his tab? Little somethin' for yourself.
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    Mm.
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    You know, wait a second Hartman. I just thought of something.
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    If I got this money from the bank, and the bank got it from the federal reserve dove tracks
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    Then where does the federal reserve gettheir money?
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    Real nice time, ladies. Real nice.
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    Excuse me while I borrow your bikini.
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    Hartman, why am I wearing a burglar bikini top?
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    Because no one is allowed inside the fed.
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    Not you, not me, no American citizen, no duly elected member of Congress
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    not the Supreme Court-
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    Not the Supreme Court?
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    Not the Supreme Court.
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    Not the Justice Department, CIA DIA, FBI
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    ATM, ATE, NBC, not even J ol' D
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    How come the government isn't allowed inside its own building?
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    Government? Pyle, the fed is a private bank owned by private stockholders
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    Do not let the name federal fool you.
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    This place is about as federal as federal express.
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    A-a-a a private bank? But
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    private?!
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    Shh
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    Best to keep your voice down, Pyle.
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    This is Ethan, federal reserve.
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    Hey Ethan, Bill here!
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    First National. Hi there, Bill, how are ya?
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    Good, good, we're running a little
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    low on money.
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    No problem, how much you need?
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    Oh, how does $20 million sound?
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    What!?
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    Excellent, we'll ship it over first thing tomorrow
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    Wait, he can just call up the fed and ask for more money
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    and they give them whatever they want?
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    No, Pyle, the fed don't give them
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    banks money- the fed LOANS the banks money.
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    The banks have to pay it back with interest
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    Come on, time to go
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    Wait wait wait wait wait, I still don't understand
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    Where does the fed get their money? I mean, if they're a private bank
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    You said they're a private bank right? Okay, so who puts money into the fed bank?
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    This is Mel, United States Mint.
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    Hiya Mel, First National needs another 20 millies.
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    We're already runnin' the process full steam here, Ethan.
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    Gotta keep makin' loans, gotta keep the money flowin'.
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    Ahhhhlright, you're the fed... Whatever you guys say!
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    $20 million more, put more in it!
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    But I don't get it, what's so wrong about the fed printing money?
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    Because it's unconstitutional, Pyle!
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    Our treasury is supposed to create our money, but now the fed controls the printing of
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    America's money. Nobody gets a friggin' dollar that the fed didn't print.
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    So?
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    They print the money and then they loan it to the government, then they charge the government interest
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    then the government taxes you to pay for it.
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    Wake up, Pyle!
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    Gah! I-I don't see what the big deal is!
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    Hmm.. You know you're right, Pyle.
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    Wait, I am?
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    Yeah! I forget how effective they are at keeping you ignorant.
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    Well that's okay- Hey! I'm not ignorant.
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    Do you know what money IS, Pyle?
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    In the long ago, people bartered.
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    The people traded things they had for things they wanted.
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    I'll trade you my raspberries for that there pie.
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    Ehh, I don't want your berries.
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    Come on, I've got sweet berries.
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    They're not sweet, they're old! And I don't like berries.
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    Give me that pie, Pyle!
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    No!
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    As you can see, this bartering situation created some problems
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    Then one day, a goldsmith walked up and said...
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    Now, everybody thinks gold is
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    valuable, so why doesn't everybody trade gold for things they need? cheers
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    The price was set for gold and now it was very easy
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    to conduct commerce because people could trade gold
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    for all the things they needed.
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    Hartman!
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    Wow!
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    Look at all my gold!
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    Hey, hey stop them!
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    That's my gold!
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    Damn thieves!
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    Say there, Pyle, I've got a vault and some guards. I could keep your
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    gold safe for you, for a small fee.
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    Yeah, sure that'd be awesome.
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    You see, Pyle, this is how the first banks made money.
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    There ya go, Pyle. I owe you 100 gold coins.
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    Okay, great!
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    Come back any time and redeem your
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    gold when you want it, it'll be right here- in my vault.
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    Now you're holding the very first paper money, Pyle.
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    Wow, this is great, it all makes sense.
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    Oh, that's right, it was good, and everybody started using I.O.U.
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    Because everybody knew that I.O.U. was as good as
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    gold.
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    Wow, this candy is really a good price- 1 I.O.U.- I'm getting some more for later
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    Hey! Wait a minute, it was just 1 I.O.U.
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    10 I.O.U.s for chocolate?
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    He can't just raise his prices like that.
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    Oh the candyman can
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    Ohhhh the candyman caaaaaaaan
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    Wait...
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    That is just friggin' wrong.
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    Call it inflation, Pyle.
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    Makes your I.O.U.s worth less and less
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    until they are worth nothing.
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    With less bang for the buck, a dollar ain't what it used to be.
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    But I worked hard and I baked all those pies
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    Now I have to work harder to make less? That's not fair.
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    Oh! If you think that's not fair, you're gonna love the next part.
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    What's he doing?
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    How do banks make money, Pyle?
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    Umm.. by making more loans?
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    Oh that's right, he's good.
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    See, he prints more I.O.U.s
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    without any more gold, loans them out for interest, makes a pretty penny
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    and nobody is the wiser...
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    Unless, everybody wanted their gold back at the same time
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    No, no, no, no, no, that's MY gold.
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    Not anymore.
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    Whaaaat are you talking about?
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    I'd like to redeem my I.O.U.'s please.
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    Thank you very much.
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    Hey!
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    I want my gold back now!
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    Thief! Thief!
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    Gotta love the banker, huh? Bringing people together.
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    See they all found out he was
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    stealing, made a run to the bank and demanded their gold
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    But as you can see...
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    there ain't no gold to get.
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    Hartman!
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    Don't worry, Pyle, back in these towns
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    vengeance will be yours.
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    Three things in this world you don't do:
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    Never mess with another man's woman.
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    Never mess with another man's ego
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    and most importantly,
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    you never mess with another man's money.
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    Else a man will mess with you
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    My god, you hung him?
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    Yes, Pyle! Oh we hung him, we hung him high!
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    And do you know why?
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    Mm... because he was a thief?
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    Because, Pyle, an evil invention was born.
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    Man discovered how to turn worthless paper
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    into gold
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    Thus was invented
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    the ultimate machine to steal real money
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    and enslave all the nations on earth
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    It's alive!
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    Oh now, come on, you're just being dramatic
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    I mean, I lost my house
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    but-
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    What is that? Explain.
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    A nuclear power plant?
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    Mmhm. Produces lots of electricity and little pollution,
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    Ohhhkay.
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    But what's this have to do with?
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    3... 2...
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    Holy!--- atomic energy!
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    a discovery more powerful than anything man had yet to see.
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    It can be used for good...
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    or evil.
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    Now, unlike Einstein, the goldsmiths
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    discovery has been kept a closely guarded secret
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    it was never intended for you to see
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    this discovery is called fractional reserve banking
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    In the wrong hands, it's more powerful than a nuclear bomb
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    in it ability to completely and utterly destroy a nation who is subjected to its perversion
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    No, no, no, no, no, no
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    It is time we stop this evil secret
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    and the men behind it!
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    You're being ridiculous.
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    Before America is destroyed forever, beeelieve it Pyle.
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    No, no, no, no I just want my dog back
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    Dammit, that's it, I give up, let them live in chains.
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    No, Hartman, the tree of liberty must be
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    refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants
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    Thomas Jefferson?
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    Mr. President, how do I get him to understand?
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    As we did, son.
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    Remain vigilant. Too many have hidden the truth
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    and the light of our liberty dims with every passing day.
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    Quickly, take my horse, show him!
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    Wait, show me what, where are we going?
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    Heeeey, stallion of libertai!
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    Ride on the holy wind!
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    Oh, where are we?
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    Battle of Waterloo, hold on we gotta get through!
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    The money machine- there it is!
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    Hey, is that the same people?
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    Rich bankermen from Germany
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    flying under the banner of the red sheep
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    they fought against both sides of the war.
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    We must hurry!
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    That's him, the red-shield courier, shoot him!
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    No! I'm not shooting anyone.
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    Dammit, Pyle.
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    What?
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    He beat everyone back with the news of the war and told England that Napoleon won.
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    The red shield bankers of London pretended that England was doomed
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    and started selling their English stocks.
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    the English went into a sellin' frenzy to get rid of worthless English money.
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    But, the English won, right?
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    Of course they won, but it was a trick by red shield!
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    They waited until the stocks plummeted to pennies
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The Collapse of The American Dream Explained in Animation
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