#339: Muizenvallen 2.0 [OPDRACHT]

Hey I'm Giel, Thomas, Stefan

And this time you've decided that we have
to do a parkour

(Yeah guys, we're not going to like this)

With... mousetraps

Welcome in the gym, we're not going to
gym today

But we've made a parkour using mousetraps,
I'll explain it

This is the beginning, you have to go up
here while balancing

Then you jump from the "buck" to the rope

And then you jump over the buck,
this is the buck...

Then we go to the balance beam

Now it gets fun, then we have a springboard

And then you have to get to the last mat
with mousetraps, using the trapeze

And then you fall there hard

In total there are 500 mousetraps

Yeah, and of course we have the
wheel of terror again

And this time the wheel will decide
what you have to take off

For example: do you get "Alles",
then you have to take everything off

We also arranged 2 reporters/referees who
can make sure everything goes right

YES

(Giel): We'll start with you
(Stefan): Yeah, I know

(Thomas): Go ahead, give it a good spin
(Stefan): Oh no..

Let me pray for a bit..

(Giel & Thomas): EVERYTHING

And it is...

Socks off

(Giel): Only your socks?

(Stefan): Only my socks dude... Lucky

In 3... 2... 1...

(Giel): Now, there he goes

(Thomas): Go Stefan

The beam is a difficult part

He's going to start over

(Thomas): Yes, yes...
(Stefan): F*ck

(Thomas): Stefan Jurriens is ready for it
Here he goes..

In 3... 2... 1...

(Giel): A few mousetraps have been hit
(Thomas): Yeah

(Stefan): Not a fair trach Mr. Referee,
you can't make it without pain

Screams

(Thomas): He climbs very smooth over
the climbing frame

(Thomas): Now he goes for the trampoline

(Giel): He's now going to cross that
annoying beam again

In which he wasn't that successful
last time

Oh, there he goes.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Those were real mousetraps

(Stefan): I'm never going to make this...
how am I going to get across this?

What a sh*tty game

(Thomas): Okay, Giel de Winter. It's your turn

(Giel): Yeah it's my turn

(Thomas): What are you hoping for?

(Giel): Well, you know, I don't care.
It's going to hurt anyways

So lets just... you know if I can keep
my pants on I'll be fine

(Stefan): Good luck spinning
(Thomas): He doesn't care at all

(Stefan): I hope he gets something bad

(Giel): Just spin it..
(Thomas): Can I spin?

(Thomas): Ok, here we go!

Exciting!

Everything?
Oh no, sweater has to come off

(Stefan): He doesn't even have a sweater.
Again!

(Giel): Know what guys?

F*ck the wheel,
I'll get changed and just keep pants on

And I'll rush through the circuit

Alright, I'm ready...
Mousetrap parkour for me

I think I'm just going to rush
through it guys

It's going to hurt anyways

(Thomas): And the clock is started!

(Stefan): There he goes,
can he do it?

No, look it's quite difficult

(Thomas): This is the first time
he participates

He's the new talent

Screams

(Stefan): First mousetraps was already in his foot

(Thomas): He's going for it, he's using
hands and feet for the beam

(Stefan): It appears to be more difficult
than it looks

(Giel): **** what is this for stupid thing

(Thomas): Giel de Winter is allowed on
this tournament with a wildcard.

And can now prove himself. He's also
a talent under the participants

He's immediately going for the jump!

Screaming
No! No!

More screaming

(Stefan): He's going right over it

Screaming
"F*ck you"

(Thomas): He's taking a moment to recover,
and he's continuing over

with the balancing beam

(Stefan): The balancing beam... It's
always a difficult part in this parkour

He's kicking it off, this is a tactic
we haven't seen before

(Thomas): He thinks to be smart, but
mousetraps are also smart

They instantly go off when they
feel something

(Giel): Screams, that was my f*cking
underfoot

(Stefan): That was another one in his
hindfoot

He's done it relatively well

(Thomas): He's going for the climbing frame

(Stefan): Now comes another difficult part

(Thomas): Here balance is extra important

(Stefan): What is this? This is a tactic
that we... He's going right through it!

He's going right through it!

(Thomas): He's now on the springboard,
he's going for the trapeze

(Giel): This is going to be so sh*t..
My fingers & feet hurt

(Stefan): Here we go, the last jump.
Is he going to do it or not?

(Stefan): There he goes
(Thomas): Nice swing

(Thomas): He landed

Screams

(Thomas): You'd say he's almost there,
but he's taking his time

(Stefan): Again that Scandinavian tactic
of crawling

(Thomas): And the time has stopped.
5 minutes, 5 seconds

(Stefan): Applause for Giel de Winter

(Thomas): Does it hurt?

(Stefan): Dude, look...

(Thomas): OH! The skin!

(Thomas): Now I don't want to go anymore.
(Stefan): It's everwhere dude...

(Thomas): You have pieces of
skin everywhere...

(Giel): Yeah, I've gotten mousetraps all
over my fingers

Guys, I just let the medics treat me

Thomas... It's your turn

(Thomas): Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
I've warmed up a little

I've done some stretching

....

Ready for it?
3... 2... 1...

EVERYTHING!!!!
HAHA...

(Stefan): Take everything off!
(Giel): This has to happen to you again!

(Thomas): Lets spin again...
(Giel): No no no... everything off

(Giel): Welcome, we're still with this
fantastic olympic sport namely...

Parkour with..
(Stefan): Mousetraps

We have the last participant

No other than Thomas van der Vlucht.
He's going to do it in a special way.

He's going in only his boxer short,
so we're very curious

Of what's going to happen

Alright, I'll count down.
3... 2... 1...

Go

This is a very weird way...
He's going on his penis

"On his penis" way
(Thomas): I'm actually sitting on my anus

(Thomas): I'm sitting on my anus...
(Stefan): But he actually made it

(Giel): It does work, look.. there he goes

Although he's sitting in doggystyle...

(Stefan): This is very nice, it's a
position he's very familiar with

But he's now going for the jump

There he goes

(Thomas): screams

(Stefan): I think we have to disapprove
this to be honest

We're stopping the time

This isn't the intention.
THIS IS DOPING!

We have to check, show your boxer

(Giel): This is doping...
(Stefan): We're going to start over

(Giel): If you're not using doping you
should be able to do it again

(Stefan): This is not the right way...

(Thomas): DUDE! I've done it perfect

(Stefan): You gotta follow the rules...
This is doping violation

We have to do it again

(Thomas): Stefan!
(Stefan): What, I have to fix the path

(Thomas): Get away!

(Stefan): But in that way you'll break
your ankles

(Thomas): Screams

He's at the start again

He was already there but decided
to go back for extra points

(Thomas): Because I'm naked I'm
more sensitive

(Stefan): Vulnerable.
(Thomas): More vulnerable, yeah.

(Stefan): You call that vaulting?!

(Thomas): screams

(Giel): He's kicking them off, that's not
what ur supposed to do

Look, he's gonna kick off mousetraps

(Stefan): This is not what ur meant to do!
(Giel): This is DOPING!

(Stefan): Is he kicking them off or not?
(Thomas): No I'm trying to keep my balance

(Stefan): He's doing this pretty smooth.
He's climbing up, nice butt action

Looks good, nice body shape (??)

(Giel): Who would've thought that the
"frog" move would return during...

this olympic sport.
(Stefan): That's pretty special

Penis forward and go!

Drop yourself Thomas, it's over

(Thomas): screams

There's one stuck at his balls!

(Stefan): And one on his hand, this is a
special way to cross the...

balancing beam.
Something we haven't experienced before.

(Giel): That were his fingers...
He's focussing on other stuff.

(Stefan): Just run through it Thomas,
We've done it too

It's not that bad, just go!

RUN RUN!
GO GO!

Do we have to intervene,
that's the question

(Thomas): Dude... I'm running through,
I'm just doing it.. "sensitive"

With an exciting song and so on

(Giel): This is a special time the
participant has.

15 minutes...

(Thomas): Here we go
(Giel): Last jump

(Stefan): That was it
(Giel): Stop the time.

(Giel): Well, Thomas...
(Thomas): Went pretty nicely

(Giel & Stefan): Yeah... Well "nicely"

(Giel): You have set the worst time
ever in this sport

(Thomas): Yeah but it wasn't about time

(Stefan): Well, it was somewhat about time

(Thomas): But I've set off the
least amount of mousetraps

So actually I was the best

(Stefan): We'll let the people
at home decide who was best

Let us know in the comments who
did it best

And then we'll see you next week,
bye!