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I am Adolph Hitler
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Commander of the Third Reich
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Little known fact:
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Also dope on the mic
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You are Vader
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with your little boots and cape
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and helmet to cover up
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that burnt-ass face
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You have the force to move objects
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I am a force truly evil
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even went back in time
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and turned you whack in the prequel
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Cause look at you
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you're not even a real person
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I preferred you in Spaceballs
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the Rick Moranis version
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You can't rhyme against
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the dark side of the force
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why even bother?
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So many dudes been with your mom
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who even knows if I'm your father?
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you're a pissed off little prick
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with a Napoleon dick
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you call that a mustache?
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I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
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you bitch
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let me remind you who you're messing with
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everything that you did
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I'm the mother fucker who invented it
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I'm the original Dark Lord
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you're like the sorcerer's apprentice
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my stormtroopers make yours
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look like someone
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took a piece of shit and cloned it
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You stink Vader
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your style smells something sour
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You need to wash up, dawg
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here, step in my shower
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I'll turn all your friends against you
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just my speeches breed haters
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What's your lightsaber VS a
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clan of all your white neighbors?
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Suck my robot balls
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Now take a step back
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and let me freeze yours off
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A little Carbonite bath
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for your goose stepping ass
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we'll call my homeboy in Israel
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see who got the last laugh
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who won?
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who's next?
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you decide
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Epic Rap Battles Of History