Limmy's Show - Laptop Sketch

Brilliant sketch from Limmy's show.

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Alright, mate?

-Alright. -You lost? -Lost, no, mate.

-Cheers. -It's just you don't look like you're from round here, you know?

I'm not, I'm just passing through.

What's that in your bag, is it a laptop, aye?

Aye.

-I wish I had a laptop man

-Aye, you're not missing much, you can do half the stuff on the phone nowadays, can't you?

Right, right, you wouldn't miss it then, eh?

I wouldn't say that I've got quite a lot of stu-

Give us your fucking laptop!

-Don't mate -I'm not your mate, give me your laptop!

I'll tell you what, how about I give you something more valuable than the laptop?

Like what?

-My time. -I don't want your time, I want your laptop!

I'll have your phone as well!

I know you're hurting

What?

I know you're hurting.

Don't try to work me out!

Am I wrong? You've got to be hurting to do what you're doing.

Robbing people, robbing them of stuff that's important to them, knowing how much that'll hurt them but not caring.

I think the only way you can live for that is because people have hurt you

But they didn't care, so why should you?

Well I care, mate

Alright take the laptop, take the phone as well, I can always replace them.

But talk to me, tell me how you got into this mess.

You never know, it must just help you out.

Alright.

What have I got to lose?

It was about 5 years ago.

I had this big fall out with my step-dad.

We were carrying this couch he got from his brother

We were carrying it along, and he got a bit knacked

he said, "I'll stop for a wee break."

So we're sitting down, chatting away, carrying on.

Then after about three or four minutes-