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THE ADVENTURE TIME ADVENTURE

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    (Anthony) Aw man! I wish
    my dog could shapeshift and talk!
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    (Ian) SHUT UP!
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    He's a badass man buildin' a badass hat!
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    A badass man buildin' a badass hat!
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    Badass! Badass!
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    (cackling)
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    Guess what, man?
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    I haven't slept
    in three days but I finally--
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    What the hell is that?
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    What? My Finn hat?
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    Oh yeah, I just found it at some
    thrift store down the street.
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    Got it for three bucks! Heh heh.
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    Plus, I found this sweet ass
    sword in the gutter!
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    It's like a perfect replica
    of Finn's sword!
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    Yeah, I know!
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    -I guess that means you'll be Jake then.
    -No, you be Jake.
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    No! You're gonna be Jake.
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    I'll be Jake!
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    (together) F*ck off, Stevie!!
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    Fine, I guess we can BOTH be Finn,
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    but I'm gonna be
    a way better Finn than you.
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    Uh, hah hah, okay.
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    I think we're just gonna
    have to wait and see
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    once a princess-saving
    adventure comes along.
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    (clock ticks)
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    Oookay, we might need to create
    our own adventure, huh?
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    F*ck yeah! Heh.
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    ADVENTURE TIME!!!
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    We have the sword from Adventure Time
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    And really cool hats from adventure time
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    (laughing idiotically)
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    Ian and Anthony are gonna
    have a really good time
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    Oh, dude, look!
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    -Just singin' a song...
    -A princess in need of saving!
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    Are you sure?
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    Just looks like some girl that's havin'
    a good time with her boyfriend.
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    Come on, man!
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    Are we on a princess-saving
    adventure or not?
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    How about we create a disaster
    to save her from.
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    -Eeeeh?
    -Eeeh.
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    MATHEMATICAL!
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    (Anthony and Ian chuckle)
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    Shhhhh!
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    You are my boyfriend!
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    (continues singing)
    You're so in love.
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    (screaming)
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    What the heck?!
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    What the heck, yo?!
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    It's alright, princess.
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    -You're safe now, thanks to me!
    -Uh, and me!
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    Ricardo?!
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    Strum twice if you're alive
    and once if you're dead.
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    (Ricardo groans and strums once)
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    (groaning in pain)
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    Well, uh, looks like he's dead,
    so how about that kiss?
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    -HUH!
    -GODDARN IT!
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    BALLTASTIC!
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    What the hell?!
    Who's parked in our driveway?
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    (Anthony) Oh my god..the Ice King!
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    Looks like adventure has finally found US!
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    Rhombus!
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    -Heh heh.
    -Yeah!
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    -Ow!
    -Ow.
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    Let's do it better.
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    Ow!
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    AWKWARD!
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    What're you doing in our house, Ice King?!
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    Yeah, whatever dastardly plot
    you're up to, we're here to thwart it!
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    Yeah!
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    What?!
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    I'm fixin' your fridge.
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    You called me about it last week?
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    Ohhh, that's right.
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    Yeah, so I kinda was getting
    some bacon pancakes
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    and kinda cut a tube.
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    Yeah, causing a lot of fumes
    to leak into the house!
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    Have you guys been acting
    strangely the past few days?
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    These stupid pants
    won't fit over my cankle!
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    Error! Error!
    1101! Error!
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    GAAAHRRRRR.
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    Nah, it's been a pretty normal week.
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    Now eat THIS, Ice King! HYAH!
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    I'm not the Ice King!
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    It's just the name of my company!
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    (wind whistles)
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    Get it?!
    I fix freezers!
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    (wind whistles)
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    I'm the ice king.
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    If I fixed sofas, I'd be the sofa king!
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    Heh heh, sofa king.
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    You get it?
    Sofa king!
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    Yeah, I get it.
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    And that joke was "sofa-king" STUPID!
    (sofa-king sounds like so f*cking)
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    HYAAAAH!
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    (groans and whimpers)
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    (scoffs) Let's get outta here, man.
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    -These fridge fumes are totally bunk!
    -Yeah!
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    I THINK WE JUST KILLED A GUY!
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    WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
    BEFORE SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS!!!
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    What about me?!
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    Don't worry! I breathe
    fumes all the time!
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    (takes a big whiff)
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    (exhales)
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    (takes a big whiff)
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    (exhales)
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    Man, you know what I learned today?
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    Yeah. In life you choose
    your own adventures
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    and there's an endless
    bound of possibilities
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    waiting for you right outside your door.
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    Sure, it's easy to think
    your life is boring,
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    but you just need to get
    out there and make the most of it.
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    No. That's not at all what I meant.
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    Oh. I mean, uh, you wanna go
    break some stuff in slow motion?!
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    F*ck yeah!
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    (in slo-mo) NOOOOO! DOOON'T HIIT
    THAT NUCLEAR BOOOOMB!
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    (in slow-mo) I CAN'T UNDERSTAAAND YOU!
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    YOU'RE TALKING TO SLOOOOW!
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    I SAAAAID, DON'T HIT THAT NUCLEEEAR--
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    (explosion)
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    NUKLEOMATIC!!
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    (Ian) I'm a ghost!
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    (takes a big whiff)
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    (exhales)
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    (takes a big whiff)
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    (exhales)
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    (Anthony) If you wanna see
    behind-the-scenes footage
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    and bloopers like this lovely clip...
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    I've been chopping my penis
    off with the sword, inch by inch everyday.
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    -How much is left?
    -Ten inches.
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    click the video on the left.
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    To see us an episode of men at arms,
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    where we smash a bunch
    of stuff with Jake's sword,
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    click the video on the right.
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    enough to click the subscribe button
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    shall receive a reward
    beyond their wildest dreams!
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    Or was it that our video will just
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    I dunno, one of the two.
    But look at the dancing Finn!
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Title:
THE ADVENTURE TIME ADVENTURE
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:55

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