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IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL

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    (man) Hey guys, tell me
    what the frick WTF means.
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    (Ian) Shut up!
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    Was this just uploaded?
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    Yeah.
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    Dude, come on, type
    "thumbs up if you're the 306th viewer."
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    Why?
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    Uh, because people thumbs it up
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    and we can brag to our friends
    when it gets top-rated.
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    Okay, but what's the point?
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    I mean, I wouldn't go out in public
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    and ask for people to give me thumbs ups.
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    Yeah, but this is the Internet.
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    Can you imagine how stupid it would be
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    if the Internet was
    actually like real life?
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    If The Internet
    Was Real
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    YouTube
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    Fake!
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    Fake!!
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    You know, hairless bears
    kind of look like giant dogs.
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    Fake!!!
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    Twitter
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    I just took a s--t!
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    yelp®
    Real People. Real Reviews.®
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    So what do you think of my spaghetti?
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    The noodles are too hard,
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    the mashed potatoes are too sweet,
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    it smells like a horse's ass,
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    the ambiance in here sucks,
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    there's a pube in my food,
    and my nipples are hard!
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    Three stars.
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    myspace®
    a place for friends
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    (wind whistling softly)
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    Is anyone still here?
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    Google
    images
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    Hey, Google Images,
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    I'd like to see a picture of a toaster.
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    Certainly. Here's
    a naked girl with a toaster.
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    ♪ (sexy music) ♪
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    No, no! Just a plain toaster
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    and nothing but a toaster!
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    Did you mean a plain girl
    with a toaster up her butt?
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    ♪ (sexy music) ♪
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    AOL®
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    (dial-up modem screeching)
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    StumbleUpon
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    Oh, God.
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    Anthony, stop changing
    my interest to gay porn!
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    SMOSH.COM
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    SMOSH.COM
    INSIDE
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    ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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    ♪ (angelic music) ♪
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    This is the best site ever!!
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    I just s--t my pants!
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    2 GIRLS 1 CUP
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    ♪ (tender music) ♪
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    AIM™
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    Yeah, I'm just not gonna
    go to prom this year.
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    What are you doing?
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    Nothing. So, anyway...
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    What are you doing now?
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    What's up?
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    - Hola!
    - ASL!
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    I'm a 15-year-old girl.
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    Wanna cyber?
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    Okay, that would suck if it was real.
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    It is real, you stupid emos!
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    What?
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    Fake! Fake!
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    What the hell are you talking about?!
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    You guys suck! Go kill yourselves!
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    That's it.
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    Oh no, what are you two fairies gonna do?
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    You gonna molest me?
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    (yells)
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    This effect looks so fake!
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    You guys suck at video editing!
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    (splat!)
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    DON'T BE A DOUCHE
    ON THE INTERNET
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    (Ian) To see bloopers
    and a scene from Facebook...
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    - I am now in a relationship!
    - Like!
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    And Wikipedia...
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    Right, Wikipedia?
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    Uh, no, Darth Vader is
    in fact in Star Trek.
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    Click the link in the description below!
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    Tacos?
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    Thanks for subscribing!
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    (predator) Wanna cyber?
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    (Ian) Uhh... yes?
Title:
IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL
Description:

BLOOPERS & FACEBOOK+WIKIPEDIA: http://bit.ly/InternetXTRAS

What if every website and internet application became real life?
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Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:51
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL
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