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Every other night in Japan,
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I step out of my apartment,
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I climb up a hill for 15 minutes,
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and then I head into my local health club,
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where three ping-pong tables
are set up in a studio.
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And space is limited,
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so at every table,
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one pair of players practices forehands,
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another practices backhands,
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and every now and then,
the balls collide in midair
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and everybody says, "Wow!"
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Then, choosing lots,
we select partners and play doubles.
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But I honestly couldn't
tell you who's won,
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because we change partners
every five minutes.
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And everybody is trying really hard
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to win points,
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but nobody is keeping track
of who is winning games.
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And after an hour or so
of furious exertion,
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I can honestly tell you
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that not knowing who has won
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feels like the ultimate victory.
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In Japan, it's been said,
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they've created a competitive spirit
without competition.
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Now, all of you know that geopolitics
is best followed by watching ping-pong.
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(Laughter)
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The two strongest powers in the world
were fiercest enemies
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until, in 1972, an American ping-pong team
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was allowed to visit Communist China.
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And as soon as the former adversaries
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were gathered around
some small green tables,
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each of them could claim a victory,
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and the whole world
could breathe more easily.
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China's leader, Mao Tse-tung,
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wrote a whole manual on ping-pong,
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and he called the sport
"a spiritual nuclear weapon."
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And it's been said that the only
honorary lifelong member
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of the US Table Tennis Association
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is the then-President Richard Nixon,
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who helped to engineer
this win-win situation
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through ping-pong diplomacy.
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But long before that,
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really, the history of the modern world
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was best told through
the bouncing white ball.
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"Ping-pong" sounds
like a cousin of "sing-song,"
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like something Eastern,
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but actually, it's believed
that it was invented by high-class Brits
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during Victorian times,
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who started hitting wine corks
over walls of books after dinner.
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(Laughter)
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No exaggeration.
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(Laughter)
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And by the end of World War I,
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the sport was dominated by players
from the former Austro-Hungarian Empire:
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eight out of nine
early world championships
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were claimed by Hungary.
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And Eastern Europeans grew so adept
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at hitting back everything
that was hit at them
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that they almost brought
the whole sport to a standstill.
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In one championship match
in Prague in 1936,
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the first point is said to have lasted
two hours and 12 minutes.
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The first point!
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Longer than a Mad Max movie.
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And according to one of the players,
the umpire had to retire with a sore neck
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before the point was concluded.
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(Laughter)
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That player started hitting
the ball back with his left hand
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and dictating chess moves between shots.
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(Laughter)
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Many in the audience
started, of course, filing out,
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as that single point lasted
maybe 12,000 strokes,
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and an emergency meeting of
the International Table Tennis Association
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had to be held then and there,
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and soon the rules were changed
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so that no game could last
longer than 20 minutes.
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(Laughter)
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Sixteen years later,
Japan entered the picture,
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when a little-known
watchmaker called Hiroji Satoh
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showed up at the world championships
in Bombay in 1952.
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And Satoh was not very big,
he wasn't highly rated,
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he was wearing spectacles,
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but he was armed with a paddle
that was not pimpled,
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as other paddles were,
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but covered by a thick spongy rubber foam.
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And thanks to this silencing
secret weapon,
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the little-known Satoh won a gold medal.
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One million people came out
into the streets of Tokyo
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to greet him upon his return,
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and really, Japan's postwar resurgence
was set into motion.
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What I learned, though,
at my regular games in Japan,
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is more what could be called
the inner sport of global domination,
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sometimes known as life.
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We never play singles in our club,
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only doubles,
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and because, as I say,
we change partners every five minutes,
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if you do happen to lose,
you're very likely to win
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six minutes later.
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We also play best-of-two sets,
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so often, there's no loser at all.
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Ping-pong diplomacy.
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And I always remember
that as a boy growing up in England,
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I was taught that the point
of a game was to win.
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But in Japan, I'm encouraged to believe
that, really, the point of a game
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is to make as many people as possible
around you feel that they are winners.
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So you're not careening up and down
as an individual might,
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but you're part of a regular,
steady chorus.
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The most skillful players in our club
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deploy their skills to turn
a 9-1 lead for their team
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into a 9-9 game in which everybody
is intensely involved,
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and my friend who hits
these high looping lobs
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that smaller players flail at and miss --
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well, he wins a lot of points,
but I think he's thought of as a loser.
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In Japan, a game of ping-pong
is really like an act of love.
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You're learning how to play with somebody,
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rather than against her.
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And I'll confess,
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at first, this seemed to me
to take all the fun out of the sport.
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I couldn't exult after a tremendous upset
victory against our strongest players,
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because six minutes later,
with a new partner,
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I was falling behind again.
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On the other hand,
I never felt disconsolate,
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and when I flew away from Japan
and started playing singles again
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with my English archrival,
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I noticed that after every defeat,
I was really brokenhearted.
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But after every victory,
I couldn't sleep either,
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because I knew there was
only one way to go,
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and that was down.
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Now, if I were trying to do
business in Japan,
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this would lead to endless frustration.
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In Japan, unlike elsewhere,
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if the score is still level
after four hours,
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a baseball game ends in a tie,
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and because the league standings
are based on winning percentage,
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a team with quite a few ties
can finish ahead
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of a team with more victories.
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One of the first times an American
was ever brought over to Japan
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to lead a professional
Japanese baseball team,
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Bobby Valentine, in 1995,
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he took this really mediocre squad,
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he lead them to a stunning
second-place finish,
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and he was instantly fired.
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Why?
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"Well," said the team spokesman,
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"because of his emphasis on winning."
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(Laughter)
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Official Japan can feel
quite a lot like that point
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that was said to last
two hours and 12 minutes,
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and playing not to lose
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can take all the imagination,
the daring, the excitement, out of things.
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At the same time,
playing ping-pong in Japan
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reminds me why choirs
regularly enjoy more fun
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than soloists.
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In a choir, your only job is to play
your small part perfectly,
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to hit your notes with feeling,
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and by so doing, to help to create
a beautiful harmony
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that's much greater
than the sum of its parts.
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Yes, every choir does need a conductor,
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but I think a choir releases you
from a child's simple sense of either-ors.
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You come to see that the opposite
of winning isn't losing ...
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it's failing to see the larger picture.
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As my life goes on,
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I'm really startled to see that no event
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can properly be assessed
for years after it has unfolded.
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I once lost everything
I owned in the world,
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every last thing, in a wildfire.
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But in time, I came to see
that it was that seeming loss
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that allowed me to live
on the earth more gently,
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to write without notes,
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and actually, to move to Japan
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and the inner health club
known as the ping-pong table.
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Conversely, I once stumbled
into the perfect job,
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and I came to see that seeming happiness
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can stand in the way of true joy
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even more than misery does.
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Playing doubles in Japan
really relieves me of all my anxiety,
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and at the end of an evening,
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I notice everybody is filing out
in a more or less equal state of delight.
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I'm reminded every night
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that not getting ahead
isn't the same thing as falling behind
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any more than not being lively
is the same thing as being dead.
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And I've come to understand why it is
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that Chinese universities
are said to offer degrees in ping-pong,
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and why researchers
have found that ping-pong
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can actually help a little
with mild mental disorders
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and even autism.
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But as I watch the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo,
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I'm going to be keenly aware
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that it won't be possible
to tell who's won or who's lost
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for a very long time.
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You remember that point I mentioned
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that was said to last
for two hours and 12 minutes?
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Well, one of the players from that game
ended up, six years later,
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in the concentration camps
of Auschwitz and Dachau.
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But he walked out alive.
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Why?
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Simply because a guard in the gas chamber
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recognized him from
his ping-pong playing days.
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Had he been the winner of that epic match?
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It hardly mattered.
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As you recall, many people had filed out
before even the first point was concluded.
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The only thing that saved him
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was the fact that he took part.
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The best way to win any game,
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Japan tells me every other night,
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is never, never to think about the score.
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Thank you.
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(Applause)
Eriko Tsukamoto
00:06:01,187 00:06:04,532
So you're not careening up and down as an individual might,
"Careening" should be written "creating"
Thanks