CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE (Part 2)

I'm scared I won't get any gifts this year
'cause Santa's too fat

- to fit in my chimney.
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

Previously on Smosh...

This happened...

I am a yeti, here
to deliver your Christmas wish.

Then this happened...

Death to all!

(glass shatters)

Also, probably, some other stuff happened.

I don't know.

Just go back and watch the first video
and come back when you're done.

Jeeze.

Anyway, here's part two.

(alarms wail, dog barks)

Show no mercy to women and children!

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

Hey, and they're burning
the neighbor's car.

That guy's a f*cking dick!

- Yep.
- F*ck that guy.

Dude, what're we doing?
They're cookies!

Let's just go out there and stomp on them

with our comparatively giant human legs.

- Ha ha ha ha!
- Arf!

- Ha ha ha ha!
- Arf!

(giggling)

Torture the humans!

Hope is a lie!

Uh, on second thought,
barricade the door,

turns the lights off, hide the dil--uh--

board up the windows, and let's hide.

No, man, we've gotta do something.

(TV narrator) And now...back to...
When Breakfast Cereals Attack!

- (snake hisses)
- (actor) Oh my god!

Why would they put a python in here?!

- (snake hisses)
- (actor shrieks)

- (tearing flesh)
- (laughter)

Ah, you should've seen that one coming.

Dude, will you get the hell
out of here already?

You're shedding your butt fur
all over my expensive pleather couch.

Okay, dude, what are we gonna do?

Uh, maybe we can try reasoning with them.

Never underestimate
the power of communication!

Great idea, Stevie.
You do that.

Let us know how it goes.

What?! N-No.

I-I only meant that--

Dude, this gingerbread man that started
all of this was yours,

so just get out there and take care of it.

Yeah, Stevie. Stop being such
a giant pussy and show

some responsibility for once in your life!

But, I-I didn't even...

(heavy sigh) Fine.

- You think he'll be okay out there?
- Nope.

What makes you say that?

Well, look right now.
They're about to burn him alive.

AH! YAH! Come on, guys.

Can't we all just get along
and sing some carols?

(nervous chuckle) Um...

(singing) Dashing through the--

He's singing carols!
Burn him faster!

What?

(shrieking)

Okay, this has officially gotten
way the f*ck outta control.

Uh, hello? Police?

Yes, I'd like to report a giant wave
of zombie gingerbread men

- who are currently outside my house.
- (hangs up)

Hello? H-Hello?

(laughter)

Oh, Chandler.

Could you be any more hilarious?

Dude, come on!

That show has been airing on repeat
for, like, ten years.

Just get over it already.

(groans)

I think it's time we wish
for another Christmas miracle.

And this time, no dumb ass yetis
shedding their butt fur

all over the f*cking place.

All right, fine.
We need Santa.

Yes, Santa.
He'll know what to do.

O' old Saint Nicholas,
we beseech thee.

Stop delivering toys to all
the poor, stupid, needy children

across the world, and focus on us!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're both
on your naughty list

for doing that one thing in the library
with those fireworks

and the blueberry scented lubricants,
but, dude, you gotta let

that sh*t slide!
Get down here and help us!

You two are totally wasting your time.

Ain't no way Santa's gonna show up and--

(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Ho ho ho ho ho!
I am Santa Claus, bitches!

- Whoa ho ho ho!
- (glass shatters)

Oh, what the chocolate
coated sh*t is this?!

Santa? You came.

Well, I was about to.
I was in the Jacuzzi with Mrs. Claus,

but then you two started hollering at me
like a couple of whiny bitches.

Thank you very much.

Ho ho holy crap!
Who let a yeti in here?

Well, you see, we kinda--

Boys! Didn't anyone ever teach you
to never trust a yeti?

Especially not at Christmas time.

You're too late, fat ass!

The gingerbread army
have already ruined Christmas,

and there's nothing you can do about it!

Ho ho ho ho!
Taste my Christmas fist.

(screaming)

(both) Whoaaaa!

He exploded.

You Christmas-fisted the f*ck outta him!

Uh, guys?
I hate to rush you,

but my chestnuts are kinda roasting
over an open fire right here.

(nervous chuckle)

Oh my god!
Shut the f*ck up, Stevie!

Not everything is about you. GOD!

(chuckle) Okay, I'll just [die], I guess.

Okay, Santa, what's the plan here?

How are we gonna stop all these
crazy zombie gingerbread men?

Hmm.

Well, if we destroy
the original gingerbread man,

the others should fall too.

Are you sure?

Bitch, please!
I'm Santa Claus.

Of course, I'm f*cking sure.

Well, they always trust creepy
bearded men to give presents

to small children, so let's do this!

(chuckles)

There! That's the original gingerbread man.

I'd recognize that
adorable little bow tie anywhere.

And how are we gonna kill it?

Here, take these.

(both) Whoaaaaa!

What is it?

I was going to give those water guns
to some children in Africa,

but what the hey, it's Christmas!

(both) Gee, thanks, Santa!

They're filled with warm milk, boys.

The gingerbread man's only weakness.

Hey, you!
Stupid little gingerbread man!

Enjoy your final seconds
of being alive, mother f*ckers!

(battle cry)

(groan)

(laughter)

Yeah! Eat my warm white fluid!
Take it in your mouth!

(shrieking) You got it in my eye...

and all over my chest. (groans)

(groans)

Aw, hell yeah!
How you like us now, bitch?!

Take some of that!
Now you're ginger-DEAD!

Yeah, we got guns loaded with 2%,
and we're gonna--

Okay, I see you got
a little steroid rage going on now.

- Just stop.
- Yes, Ian. Now you're just...

- milking it.
- (panned laughter)

(both) Santa!

(laughter)

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to empty my sack

into some children's bedrooms.

Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!

Ho ho ho ho ho!

- (flames crackle)
- I'm still here.

Can someone still help me, please?

No one put out the flames below me.

Aw, yeah! It's...

lacy women's underwear?

Yeah, I don't think Stevie
was bringing that gift for us.

F*ck giving it to my mom.
This fits me great.

(Anthony) Hey, guys, click that box
on the right to get Food Battle: The Game

if you haven't already.
A new update just came out

that adds [Charlie's store],
a bunch of costumes,

snow in all the levels if you equip
the full Santa costume and more.

It's pretty bad ass.

And click the box on the left
to see how the animator of this episode

actually made the episode.
It's awesome, trust me.

And, if you also want to watch us
decorate a Christmas tree,

it's pretty ridiculous.

I don't even know
what's happening right here.

They're sugar.

(deep voice) Sugar.

(deep laughter remixed, repeated)

And, as always, thank you guys
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