-
-When it comes to fights
between neighbors,
-
the pettiest argument can turn
into a serious confrontation.
-
-I don't give a [bleep]
I'll kick your ass.
-
-He said --
-I will kick your ass,
-
and don't push me!
-Hit me.
-
-I'm not gonna hit you,
'cause I know
-
where I'm going if I hit you.
-
-These neighbors are heated
with one another
-
after the taller
one allegedly stole,
-
of all things,
his neighbor's Pop-Tarts.
-
-Push me again,
I will hit you, man.
-
-Their group of buddies
from around the neighborhood
-
are recording the entire clash.
-
[ Indistinct conversation ]
-
-Oh. Ooh, watch out!
-
-Suddenly, the verbal threats
take a physical turn.
-
♪♪
-
-What'd I tell you?
I knew it was gonna happen!
-
-Despite their difference
in size,
-
the smaller neighbor
isn't backing down.
-
In fact,
he may even have the upper hand.
-
-He beatin' your ass!
-
Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep]
out of you!
-
He's beating your [bleep] ass!
-
-The two go to the ground,
where the taller one's size
-
is much less of an advantage.
-
They get back to their feet.
-
-Put that [bleep] down.
Quit being a bitch.
-
-The taller one swings his keys
wildly at his neighbor,
-
but the original Pop-Tart owner
shows no signs of backing down,
-
bringing the fight back
to the ground...
-
...and punching his foe
in the temple.
-
♪♪
-
-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!
-
-The two separate
to catch their breath
-
while the neighborhood watches
on and roasts their buddy
-
for fighting dirty
by using his keys.
-
-No, you broke them bitches off.
-
[Bleep]
That was [bleep]-ass move.
-
I can't give you props
for that one.
-
Hit nobody with your keys.
-
-And with the fight over,
-
the neighbors are able
to talk a bit
-
about what led to the scuffle.
-
-What happened?
-
-Hey, hey, hey.
-
-The neighbors go
their separate ways
-
and don't confront
each other again.
-
This man proves that
if you mess with his food,
-
it's not about the size
of the neighbor in the fight.
-
It's about the size
of the fight in the neighbor.
-
-Ooh! Damn!
