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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
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no handlebars,
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no handlebars.
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
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no handlebars,
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no handlebars.
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Look at me look at me
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hands in the air like it's good to be alive and I'm a famous rapper
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even when the paths are all crookedy.
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I could show you how to do-si-do.
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I could show you how to scratch a record.
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I could take apart the remote control, and I could almost put it back together.
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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem.
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I could tell you about Leif Ericson.
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I know all the words to "De Colores"
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and "I'm Proud to be an American."
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Me and my friend saw a Platypus.
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Me and my friend made a comic book,
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and guess how long it took; I can do anything that I want cause look:
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I can keep rhythm with no metronome,
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no metronome,
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no metronome.
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And I can see your face on the telephone,
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on the telephone,
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on the telephone.
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Look at me, look at me,
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just called to say that it's good to be
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alive in such a small world.
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I'm all curled up with a book to read.
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I can make money open up a thrift store.
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I can make a living off a magazine.
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I can design an engine 64 miles to the gallon of gasoline.
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I could make new antibiotics.
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I could make computers survive aquatic conditions.
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I know how to run the business,
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and I can make you wanna buy a product.
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Movers, shakers, and producers,
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me and my friends understand the future.
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I see the strings that control the system.
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I could do anything with no resistance.
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Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone,
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with a microphone,
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with a microphone.
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And I can split the atom of a molecule,
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of a molecule,
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of a molecule!
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Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't STOP!
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And I feel so good to be alive and ON TOP!
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My reach is global,
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my tower secure.
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my cause is noble,
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my power is pure.
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I can hand out a million vaccinations
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or let 'em all die in exasperation.
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Have 'em all healed of their lacerations.
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Have 'em all killed by assassination.
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I could make anybody go to prison
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just because I don't like them,
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and I could do anything with no permission.
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I have it all under my command because
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I can guide a missile by satellite,
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by satellite,
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by satellite!
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And I can hit a target through a telescope,
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through a telescope,
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through a telescope.
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And I can end the planet in a holocaust!
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In a holocaust!
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In a holocaust!
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In a holocaust!
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In a holocaust!
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In a holocaaauuuuust!
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
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no handlebars,
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no handlebars.
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
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no handlebars,
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no handlebars....
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:)