This watch

This watch was on your daddy’s wrist

When he was shot down over Hanoi

He was captured and put in a

Vietnamese prison camp

he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch

It’d be confiscated.

Think of it this way

The way your daddy looked at it

This watch was your birthright

And he’d be damned if any slopeheads

gonna put their greasy yella hands

On his boys birthright

So he hid it in the one place he knew

He could hide something

His ass

Five long years he wore this watch

Up his ass

Then died of dissentery

He gave me the watch

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal

Up my ass for two years

Then, after seven years I was sent home

To my family. And now, little man.

I give the watch to you