This watch
This watch was on your daddy’s wrist
When he was shot down over Hanoi
He was captured and put in a
Vietnamese prison camp
he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch
It’d be confiscated.
Think of it this way
The way your daddy looked at it
This watch was your birthright
And he’d be damned if any slopeheads
gonna put their greasy yella hands
On his boys birthright
So he hid it in the one place he knew
He could hide something
His ass
Five long years he wore this watch
Up his ass
Then died of dissentery
He gave me the watch
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal
Up my ass for two years
Then, after seven years I was sent home
To my family. And now, little man.
I give the watch to you