1
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Man, I wish unicorns were real.

2
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That would be so cool. (yawns)

3
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So... cool... (snores)

4
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(horse whinnies)

5
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Oh my gosh! They do exist!

6
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Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together!

7
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You don't have to ask me twice!

8
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Whee! It's everything I ever dreamed!

9
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(boy laughs)

10
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In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing!

11
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Whatever you say!

12
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No, no, no! Take it off slowly.

13
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Yes. That pleases me.

14
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(boy laughs)

15
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Polish my magic horn!

16
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Okay!

17
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(horse makes noises of pleasure)

18
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And then what happened?

19
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If you polish a unicorn horn long enough, it gives you unicorn mayonnaise.

20
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It's what I used to make these sandwiches.