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Man, I wish unicorns were real.

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That would be so cool. (yawns)

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So... cool... (snores)

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(horse whinnies)

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Oh my gosh! They do exist!

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Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together!

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You don't have to ask me twice!

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Whee! It's everything I ever dreamed!

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(boy laughs)

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In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing!

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Whatever you say!

0:00:39.306,0:00:41.942
No, no, no! Take it off slowly.

0:00:41.942,0:00:44.178
Yes. That pleases me.

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(boy laughs)

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Polish my magic horn!

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Okay!

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(horse makes noises of pleasure)

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And then what happened?

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If you polish a unicorn horn long enough, it gives you unicorn mayonnaise.

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It's what I used to make these sandwiches.