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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.81,0:00:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you heard my story\Nabout the Finn?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.67,0:00:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah...Well if you don't know it,\Nyou will soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.43,0:00:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine it: One day I am on \Nthe Insaoud road.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.62,0:00:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stumble across a petroleum engineer\Nwith a broken-down Land Rover.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.42,0:00:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has a cute chick with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.06,0:00:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a big blonde with dreamy eyes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a baby's smile...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a real slut. I noticed her\Nright away,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.08,0:00:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because women are my thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.65,0:00:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sure beats shoveling, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So with a straight face, I tell\Nthe engineer:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.82,0:00:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If you want, I can drive your lady\Nto Agdid and call a tow truck."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.97,0:00:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He actually said yes. So I'm alone\Nwith the doll. Isn't that right, Saiid?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.100,0:00:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all true!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.26,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's also fascinating.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.81,0:00:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you going to work at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.69,0:00:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait, it gets better!\NDoesn't it get better?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.56,0:00:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.68,0:00:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, soon as we left,\NI drove with one hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.41,0:00:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's when the girl starts\Nputting on airs and graces,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.28,0:00:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the delicate manners \Nof a fine lady,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.05,0:00:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the pretext that Saiid was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.24,0:00:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just then we arrived at the sand dunes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.55,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I said to the Finn girl:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Have you heard about the sand roses?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.98,0:01:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No," she said.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.12,0:01:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I stopped the truck, and said,\N"See that sand dune?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.02,0:01:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behind it are the most beautiful\Nsand roses in all of Nigeria."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.38,0:01:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.45,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great. She wanted to go see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.70,0:01:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two hours later, Mitch-Mitch\Nand his little chickie are at Iqbul Fri,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.96,0:01:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raising glasses of Pernod.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.66,0:01:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suddenly, the cuckold arrives, and goes\Nstraight to her, without saying a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He shoots her a look that could\Nkill a buffalo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.67,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone told him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.37,0:01:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sand!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mitch, who always says too much, \Ntold him:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.62,0:01:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Once you're all set, follow my tracks\Nto Iqbul Fri."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.79,0:01:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The little engineer had followed our\Ntracks all the way to the dunes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.47,0:01:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was more than enough\Nevidence there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.68,0:01:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might as well have waved our \Nunderwear at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.26,0:01:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did it end?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.23,0:01:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done glaring at his tart, he\Ntook a swing at the guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.55,0:01:49.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mitch blocked the first punch,\Nand told him:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Don't push your luck!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The husband said nothing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.39,0:01:57.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know. When some 250 lb.\Nguys say something,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.70,0:01:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,130 lb. guys tend to listen.