[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.77,0:00:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator) \NPlease take this opportunity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.08,0:00:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to adjust the volume \Non your television set.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.48,0:00:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man inhales sharply]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.28,0:00:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[coughs twice]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.69,0:00:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator) \NMillions of disease-causing germs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.96,0:00:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sound of sneeze in background]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.32,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are launched into the atmosphere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every time someone coughs or sneezes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.52,0:00:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is customary
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.47,0:00:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to cough and sneeze into one's hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.96,0:00:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,supposedly to prevent \Nthe spread of germs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But germs get onto the cougher's hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and are spread to telephones \Nand doorknobs,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.82,0:00:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and from there they are spread \Nto other people's hands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.43,0:00:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mouths
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.77,0:00:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and who knows where else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.82,0:00:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best place to cough is into fabric,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such as one's sleeve, [cough, cough]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.27,0:00:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[squeaky sounds] \Nwhere germs are trapped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while they desiccate and die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.69,0:00:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But people in polite society
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.99,0:00:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do not cough into their sleeves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.15,0:00:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sneezing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.38,0:00:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such behavior is frowned upon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The purpose of this video\N[woman sneezing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.26,0:01:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to make coughing into one's sleeve fashionable,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.74,0:01:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and even patriotic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.51,0:01:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the right thing, the polite thing to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.83,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will now see four excellent,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slightly different coughing techniques
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.70,0:01:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,executed first into the right sleeve\Nand then into the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.15,0:01:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man coughs repeatedly]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.88,0:01:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The technique will vary
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,depending on your dimensions,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.25,0:01:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the flexibility of your joints,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether you are wearing long \Nor short sleeves,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.81,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your ability to cough at an angle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.70,0:01:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Notice the slight change of position \Nduring a sneeze,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.25,0:01:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes]\NA-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.56,0:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the nose a little lower.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.88,0:01:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will now see a series \Nof coughs and sneezes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.39,0:01:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,performed by random subjects.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.81,0:01:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their coughs will be judged
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.91,0:01:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by our panel of three \Ninfectious disease experts:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.11,0:01:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Graham Stain,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.93,0:01:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Blood Hagar,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.16,0:01:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Dr. Polly Morf.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.56,0:01:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, the coughs.\N[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.90,0:01:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NThat would be a four.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.85,0:01:59.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NThat's a three.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N3.4
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.67,0:02:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NIt was way too close to the hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.66,0:02:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NThe left hand was needlessly contaminated.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.23,0:02:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.89,0:02:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NTen, perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.11,0:02:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge) \NNine, great!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1) \NHand on opposite shoulder
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.36,0:02:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creates a mask at the elbow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.53,0:02:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge) \NAnd no qualms about messing up his beautiful suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.68,0:02:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N9.9, that's ideal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.75,0:02:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N4.7
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.24,0:02:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NFive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.05,0:02:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NFour.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2) \NHe should cough into his bicep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.17,0:02:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NThe elbow's a bad target \Nfor people with long arms.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.32,0:02:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NWay too leaky at the elbow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.52,0:02:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.51,0:02:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NEight, easy, practical.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.42,0:02:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NEight, I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.48,0:02:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N7.6, almost as good as the black suit guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.08,0:02:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.40,0:02:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NPathetic, zero!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.59,0:02:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NAwful, not fit for a health care field.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.64,0:02:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\NOh, jeez, what planet did he come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.26,0:02:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NNow, the sneezers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.55,0:02:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes]\NA-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.30,0:02:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NTwo, he contaminated his hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.24,0:02:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NOne.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.37,0:02:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N3.5
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.38,0:02:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NAw, yuck, why bother with the Kleenex?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.70,0:02:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NWhy do they always smile
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.70,0:02:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they're finished?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.70,0:02:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sneezes]\NA-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.52,0:02:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NThat's a one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.34,0:02:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She should go and was her hands now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.17,0:02:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NTwo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.21,0:02:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\NHer right hand's more dangerous than her left.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.74,0:02:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes]\NUgh-a-choo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.27,0:02:54.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NFive, his hands got hit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.68,0:02:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N5.2, impractical.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.88,0:02:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NFour.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.47,0:02:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[girls sneeze in unison]\NA-a-ah-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.00,0:03:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NNine, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.60,0:03:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great germ entrapment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.19,0:03:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N8.9, nearly perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.23,0:03:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NNine, great.!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.34,0:03:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they messed up their hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.44,0:03:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NWho let him back in?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.83,0:03:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes]\NA-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.18,0:03:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NGet that guy out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.08,0:03:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NDisgusting, yuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.15,0:03:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\NHe doesn't rate the time of day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.88,0:03:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sneezes]\NA-a-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.35,0:03:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female judge)\NA perfect 10!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.08,0:03:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What more can I say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.80,0:03:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 2)\N9.9.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.12,0:03:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male judge 1)\NTen, awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.55,0:03:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's the one to imitate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.98,0:03:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NWe must train ourselves
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.84,0:03:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to cough into the nearest appropriate fabric,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.81,0:03:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is usually a sleeve.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.11,0:03:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.40,0:03:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most health care garments
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.77,0:03:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lend themselves well to this technique.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.28,0:03:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, \N[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.78,0:03:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many street clothes do not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.79,0:03:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sizzling sound]\NSssssssss.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.46,0:03:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.12,0:03:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To avoid messes,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.10,0:03:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we should formulate coughing strategies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.35,0:03:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the clothes and accessories \Nwe are wearing each day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.70,0:03:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.06,0:03:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female speaker)\NOh, I could have saved my shirt
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.80,0:03:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I did that the first time. [sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.39,0:03:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NPaper tissues are good cough recepticals
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.15,0:03:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they are placed \Nover the mouth properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.44,0:03:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But using them usually \Nresults in hand contamination.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.88,0:03:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.32,0:03:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They should not be re-used.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.62,0:03:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Handkerchiefs suffer
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.28,0:04:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the same hand contamination
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.44,0:04:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and re-use problems,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.97,0:04:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they have the additional disadvantage\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.46,0:04:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of poor accessibility.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.96,0:04:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes]\NA-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.21,0:04:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(female customer)\NEw, eeeww!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.54,0:04:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NFrom an infection control standpoint,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.54,0:04:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman coughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.54,0:04:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the perfect answer would be an armband\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.86,0:04:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that could be changed after each use.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.89,0:04:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, society is not yet ready\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.26,0:04:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for such a radical change.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.92,0:04:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, in keeping with the recommendations\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.95,0:04:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.98,0:04:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't we just do it in our sleeves?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.91,0:04:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[woman sneezes] A-choo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.37,0:04:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NIt's the right thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.26,0:04:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the polite thing to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.93,0:04:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[rock group performing "Johnny B. Goode"]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.15,0:04:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NAnd remember:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.52,0:04:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you make a mistake and cough or sneeze
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.38,0:04:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into your hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.56,0:04:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[man sneezes; \Nrest of group articulates disgust]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.40,0:04:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, man, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.34,0:04:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(male narrator)\NPlease, wash them immediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.76,0:04:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[water running]