My cat and I get along great, I have never regretted adopting him.

FALSE!

HAVING A CAT

I bought a leash for my chat.

But I don't understand why this exists, seeing as he refuses to be walked.

It looks like I'm walking his dead body.

No worries, I've found a solution

My cat has this thing he likes to do:

meowing almost four million two times per day for no reason whatsoever

But when I'm running out the door and call him to make sure he's there …

he's smart enough to not meow at all.

IDIOT!

Sergi?

I'm not joking

[I don't give a damn!]

Anyway, I can't train my cat properly.

Every time he's naughty, I try to tell him off …

but he looks so cute, and I give him a bunch of kisses, which confuses him.

- Why did you steal my ham?

- What's he saying? I don't understand, is it good or bad?

Cats have a way of thinking that can't be understood.

For example, I bought him an expensive cat toy. Cutting edge.

But he plays with it for about zero seconds.

However, he found this piece of plastic,

from wrapping around a cake

and for him it's the greatest thing in the world.

It's really very, very funny.

It's amusing - when you own a cat and have guests over,

you can make out pretty quickly who is used to having a cat and who isn't.

Look! The cat is stepping on me.

You're not saying anything...?

He's got his claws out! He's scratching me!

He's shedding. I was allergic to cats when I was little.

He's hitting me!

We had had a hamster at home.

I sometimes wonder, if I come home one day …

and find my cat dead, what do I do with the body?

Where do I put it?

The practical thing about cats is that they can wake you up in the morning

Act like an alarm-clock....

Though at a completely random time.

- Why did you wake me up? It's 8 o'clock!

- I'm sorry, I don't have a brain!

Anyway, these tiny problems aside,

having a cat is wonderful!

I give my cat so much love, and he tries to return the favor

- Want to go for a walk?

- Bastard!

This message is completely unrelated

A little while ago, the Normanfaitdesvidéos app came out …

for phones … cellular phones.

A lot of people have already downloaded it and voted, thanks

Some people may ask what it's for....

It's for getting my newest videos and watching my old ones

I can also send you little messages that I write myself, with my little fingers.

There's a sandbox with lots of funny sounds for making jokes with your friends

There are also lots of little jokes hidden in the app,

I like a good laugh!

And it's completely free.

So go ahead - do download it.

See you later!