[ Music ] >> Clearly somebody in this room murdered Lord Smithe, who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon, was brutally bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument. I want each of you to tell me your whereabouts at precisely the time that this dastardly deed took place. >> I was polishing the brass in the master bedroom. >> I was buttering his Lordship's scones below stairs, Sir. >> I was planting my petunias in the potting shed. >> Constable, arrest Lady Smithe. >> But, but how did you know? >> Madam. As any horticulturist will tell you, one does not plant petunias until May is out. Take her away. >> This way, Ma'am. >> It's just a matter of observation. The real question is how observant were you? >> And... action! >> Clearly, somebody in this room murdered Lord Smithe, who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon, was brutally bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument. I want each of you to tell me your whereabouts at precisely the time that this dastardly deed took place. >> I was polishing the brass in the master bedroom. >> I was buttering his Lordship's scones below stairs, Sir. >> I was planting my petunias in the potting shed. >> Constable, arrest Lady Smithe.