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>> Clearly somebody in this room murdered Lord Smithe, who, at precisely 3:34
this afternoon, was brutally bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument. I want
each of you to tell me your whereabouts at precisely the time that this
dastardly deed took place.
>> I was polishing the brass in the master bedroom.
>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones below stairs, Sir.
>> I was planting my petunias in the potting shed.
>> Constable, arrest Lady Smithe.
>> But, but how did you know?
>> Madam. As any horticulturist will tell you, one does not plant petunias until
May is out. Take her away.
>> This way, Ma'am.
>> It's just a matter of observation. The real question is how observant were
you?
>> And... action!
>> Clearly, somebody in this room murdered Lord Smithe, who, at precisely 3:34
this afternoon, was brutally bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument. I want
each of you to tell me your whereabouts at precisely the time that this
dastardly deed took place.
>> I was polishing the brass in the master bedroom.
>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones below stairs, Sir.
>> I was planting my petunias in the potting shed.
>> Constable, arrest Lady Smithe.