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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.62,0:00:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bourgie, bourgie, bourgie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.43,0:00:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America, you and me have seen\Nsome shit this last year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.07,0:00:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know what,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.90,0:00:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean that both\Nfiguratively and literally.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.76,0:00:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in May you ate too\Nmuch at Chili's one time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.64,0:00:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you looked in the bowl afterwards,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.81,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's never been\Nan election like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's never been a reason to think
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.03,0:00:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there would ever be an election like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.56,0:00:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this an election, or is this dancer?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.56,0:00:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or is this an elaborate\Nsimulation that none of us opted
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.46,0:00:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into and have no way of getting out of?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.54,0:00:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the Matrix?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.07,0:00:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this Tron?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.13,0:00:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this Sword Art Online,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.77,0:00:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but without the weird incesty stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.05,0:00:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait, there's weird\Nincesty stuff, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.28,0:00:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.62,0:00:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it the time that\Neverybody understands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.06,0:00:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that establishment in politics\Nare the mechanism by which
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.02,0:00:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the status quo, which is\Nnot beneficial for anyone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.97,0:00:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the richest of the\Nrich, is perpetuated,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the election where we're presented
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.98,0:00:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a significantly worse alternative?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All these Transformers movies have sucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.79,0:01:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna go see another one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.48,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the last straw.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what movie do you wanna go see, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.61,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, imaginary Tommy Chong,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's go see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.93,0:01:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four minutes into the film.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.85,0:01:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.68,0:01:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, here we are, Teenage Mutant Ninja,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.94,0:01:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, the worst election ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm not gonna tell you\Nyou have a moral obligation
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.03,0:01:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do the same thing that\NI'm doing, because you don't,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.20,0:01:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm also the one who gets to be very
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.33,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smug when everything goes to hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which, by the way, will be\Nof very little consolation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.46,0:01:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyhoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.59,0:01:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this corner, we have the challenger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.30,0:01:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Justice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.97,0:01:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.29,0:01:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gagging)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.53,0:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, in this corner, we\Nhave the defending champion
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.72,0:01:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by virtue of being an\Nincumbent political party,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.40,0:01:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.52,0:01:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dennis Rodman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.63,0:01:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clinton!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.27,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gagging)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't blame me for this, I\Nvoted for Bernie Sanders.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.39,0:02:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had a fucking bird land on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, he talked about policy all
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.54,0:02:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the time and had good ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.99,0:02:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he had a bird land on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.30,0:02:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well, I guess hindsight is 2020.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.22,0:02:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(intense rock music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.05,0:02:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's anti-establishment\Nwith both a brain and a heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.74,0:02:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We aren't dealing with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are dealing, however,\Nwith Donald J. Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.75,0:02:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He started his campaign at\Nthe top of an escalator,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rode it down in perhaps the\Nworst executed symbolism
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.82,0:02:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all time, and said that\NMexicans need to be walled out
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.86,0:02:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the country because they're rapists.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.29,0:02:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was essentially the main takeaway
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.43,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of his announcement speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over the following year,\Nhe managed to say something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.57,0:02:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bad about pretty much every group,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.71,0:02:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for straight, white cis men.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.11,0:02:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump has done\Nand said so many shitty
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.90,0:02:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,things over the last\Nyear that I'm not even
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worried about trying to list them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.33,0:02:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more worried about trying\Nto even remember all of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.75,0:03:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a fool's errand and that\Nwas part of the strategy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.19,0:03:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be a dizzying force of shittiness.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.18,0:03:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in all honesty, those\Nthings are symptomatic
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.73,0:03:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of what Donald Trump actually is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.27,0:03:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump is totalitarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.20,0:03:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's riding around on his big boy dictator
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.67,0:03:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bicycle with training wheels on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.01,0:03:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you just say fascism?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.82,0:03:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no, but I'm definitely gonna.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.78,0:03:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's an absolute\Nload of people who support
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.76,0:03:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fascism that also support Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.98,0:03:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I didn't just say load to be obscene.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.88,0:03:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually meant there's\Njust a lot of people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.07,0:03:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you have a dirty mind\Nand you thought it anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.93,0:03:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually meant it that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.28,0:03:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether they're KKK leaders\Nwho believe that it should
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.87,0:03:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be legal to discriminate\Nagainst some citizens,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.75,0:03:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,denying them rights, and\Nindeed not treating them
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.95,0:03:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like people, to actual\Nout fascists and dictators
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.82,0:03:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from convicted neo-Nazi\Nterrorist Don Black
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.64,0:03:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Russian fascist Aleksandr Dugin
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.90,0:03:57.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to even North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.15,0:03:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whom, contrary to popular belief,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.99,0:04:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seth Rogen has not actually killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.48,0:04:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a swath of actual\Nfascists and dictators
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.39,0:04:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that endorse Donald Trump,\Nbut those are endorsements.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.09,0:04:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about Trump himself?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.89,0:04:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does he endorse Donald Trump?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.29,0:04:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.14,0:04:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, I couldn't resist that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.38,0:04:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's not only praised Saddam Hussein
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.93,0:04:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was in charge of gassing\Nhundreds of thousands
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.26,0:04:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of his own citizens, he\Nlikes to retweet quotes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.79,0:04:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.34,0:04:29.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he picked a neo-Nazi white\Nsupremacist leader as a delegate,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.96,0:04:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said the following on torture.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.49,0:04:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're gonna have to get\Nmuch tougher as a country.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.40,0:04:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have to be a lot sharper
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.19,0:04:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're gonna have to do\Nthings that are unthinkable.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.77,0:04:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And I quote, "Even if it doesn't work,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.05,0:04:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"they probably deserved\Nit anyway," end quote.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.44,0:04:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He thinks the Geneva\NConvention is a problem
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.44,0:04:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and needs to be changed, and hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.42,0:04:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's just go all the way back to 1989,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.04,0:04:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back when Donald Trump\Nbought full page ads
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.05,0:04:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in all the most prominent\NNew York newspapers
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.70,0:04:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in an attempt to get four Black kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.45,0:05:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,age 13 to 16 sentenced\Nto the death penalty
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.33,0:05:04.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he watched the tapes\Nof police coercing them
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.79,0:05:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into confessions and just thought, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.98,0:05:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can take this at face value,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.67,0:05:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in fact, I'm gonna take this at face value
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.72,0:05:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,despite the fact that DNA evidence came
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.88,0:05:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out and exonerated all of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.12,0:05:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.35,0:05:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The actual rapist was\Ncaught, but as recently
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.73,0:05:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a few weeks ago, Donald\NTrump implied he still
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.97,0:05:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinks these people are\Nguilty and should have
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.06,0:05:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been sentenced the death penalty.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.89,0:05:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not on evidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.45,0:05:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just on suspicion.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.29,0:05:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you watch the tapes of\Nthese kids quote unquote
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.35,0:05:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,confessing to these crimes,\Nand to be very clear,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.42,0:05:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have, they were clearly coerced.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.26,0:05:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.39,0:05:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're Black kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.87,0:05:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And not, like, middle class Black kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.03,0:05:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had tough lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.51,0:05:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't have the ability to fight back
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.48,0:05:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,either monetarily or quote\Nunquote social capital-wise.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.70,0:05:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And although he had no\Nstake in the situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.21,0:05:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump saw an opportunity\Nto look tough on crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.11,0:06:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a real estate developer\Nwho needs a reputation
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.88,0:06:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be constantly allowed to\Nbuild and build and build
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.38,0:06:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have officials look the\Nother way as he exploits
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.91,0:06:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,undocumented immigrants\Nfor labor, well, it helps.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.45,0:06:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this upstanding\Nmember of the community.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.71,0:06:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how little he tolerates rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.22,0:06:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's terrible when our\Nwhite women get raped.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.63,0:06:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I say white women?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.76,0:06:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just meant women.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.18,0:06:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs) There's no racial element here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.37,0:06:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop implying there is.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.67,0:06:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm so sorry white ass bourgie,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.34,0:06:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but racism and fascism go hand in hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.28,0:06:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so does yelling about keeping
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.47,0:06:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people safe with law and order.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.36,0:06:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, Donald Trump would\Ntake legal action against
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.62,0:06:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people that he thinks did\Nsomething that he doesn't like.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.43,0:06:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't matter if there's\Nevidence that exonerates them,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.32,0:06:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he deems them guilty and he\Nis the arbiter of justice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.91,0:06:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me that's not fascist.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.05,0:06:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.18,0:06:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And while Donald Trump\Nexploits the white ass bourgie,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.40,0:06:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary Clinton is the white ass bourgie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.02,0:07:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Bourgie, bourgie, bourgie can't you see
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.23,0:07:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ You white assholes elect Hillary
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.76,0:07:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know that's a\Nlittle confrontational
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.49,0:07:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I am actually white myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.74,0:07:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it wasn't wrong, was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.54,0:07:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neoliberal capitalism is\Nthe application of the free
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.32,0:07:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,market, not only to economic constructs,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.95,0:07:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but social constructs as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.68,0:07:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did an entire very important documentary
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.21,0:07:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the marketplace of ideas\Nand how it's very literally
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.62,0:07:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,applying neoliberal capitalism\Nto how we societally agree
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.29,0:07:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on what ideas are valid and what aren't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.72,0:07:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the problem with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.22,0:07:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't live in a situation\Nwhere everybody is represented
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.25,0:07:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,equally, and in order for\Na marketplace of ideas
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.73,0:07:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to reach consensus that actually\Nrepresents all viewpoints,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.92,0:07:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would have to be the case.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.54,0:07:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Framing the determination\Nof validity of concepts
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.95,0:07:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ideology through a free\Nmarket metaphor makes us look
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.74,0:07:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at it as a monetary\Ntransaction that dehumanizes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.41,0:07:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and gamifies social interaction\Nand it creates a currency.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.47,0:07:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That currency is not validity.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.42,0:07:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.51,0:08:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We pay attention and we gotta stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.32,0:08:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's put aside the fact\Nthat lopsided representation
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.23,0:08:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,means whatever gets most\Nattention is considered
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.40,0:08:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,valid and assume that it actually works
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.50,0:08:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the way it purports itself to.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.06,0:08:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even a legitimately reached\Nconsensus is not the most
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.56,0:08:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,efficient means of social\Nor economic progress.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.89,0:08:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because we all agreed it was time
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.90,0:08:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to finally give gay\Npeople rights doesn't mean
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.52,0:08:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was the right time\Nto give them rights.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.87,0:08:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking maybe it\Nshould have happened before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.27,0:08:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, because gay\Npeople, like other humans
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.86,0:08:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have human rights, are human.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.24,0:08:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other humans that had to\Nfight for their rights,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.61,0:08:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black people who were awarded personhood,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.27,0:08:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which, yeah, that's not absurd,\Ngiving people personhood,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.28,0:08:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then for another century had
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.13,0:08:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to fight for their own human rights.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.99,0:08:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite a supposed conclusion to that,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.09,0:08:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they are still required\Nto fight for their rights
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.38,0:08:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because consensus hasn't been reached.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.95,0:08:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we societally decide\Nthis shit via a marketplace
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.09,0:08:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of ideas, consensus is\Nalways the deciding factor
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.33,0:08:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether it's reached\Nin some sort of magical
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.82,0:09:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fairway, or the way we actually reach it,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.50,0:09:04.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is whoever gets the most attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.49,0:09:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no process,\Nthere's no methodology.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.93,0:09:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a big ol' aggregate of all opinions.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.14,0:09:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the middle finally\Naligns with, hey, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.94,0:09:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these people ought to have rights,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.56,0:09:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gee golly gosh, then they have rights.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.97,0:09:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there is no more powerful politician
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.73,0:09:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the moment who more deeply believes
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.26,0:09:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in these ideals right\Nnow than Hillary Clinton.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.36,0:09:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To bring up gay rights once again,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.12,0:09:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hillary Clinton waited until\N2013 to support gay marriage,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.65,0:09:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,long after consensus had been reached.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.95,0:09:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2011, a consensus believed\Nthat marriage equality
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.20,0:09:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should be the law of the land,\Nand that majority has been
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.81,0:09:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maintained in every single year following.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.38,0:09:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She had to make sure that\Nconsensus was gonna stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.84,0:09:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's probably one of\Nthe easiest ones to point out,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.69,0:09:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's more than a few others.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.24,0:09:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's the Trans-Pacific Partnership,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.21,0:09:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Keystone XL Pipeline,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.18,0:10:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether or not the Simpsons\Nshould be renewed again.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.21,0:10:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, that's not up to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.44,0:10:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Various environment issues,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.68,0:10:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yada yada, goes on and on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.50,0:10:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The specifics don't matter\Nas much as the ideology,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.20,0:10:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is that framing\Neverything monetarily,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.22,0:10:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,despite the fact that it\Nshouldn't be, is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.34,0:10:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, it's not just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.13,0:10:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's how everything is\Nand should never change.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.53,0:10:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going to tread on\Nanything that could be construed
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.32,0:10:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as even vaguely conspiratorial\Nabout Hillary Clinton.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.94,0:10:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to say that on\Na deep philosophical level,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.82,0:10:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I completely disagree with\NHillary Clinton's ideology.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.77,0:10:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It may reach some of the same\Nconclusions that I would.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.75,0:10:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For instance, I believe\Nthat reproductive rights
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.78,0:10:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are massively important and women
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.77,0:10:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should always have the right to choose.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.02,0:10:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if I said that around Hillary Clinton,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.76,0:10:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not get in an argument.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.18,0:10:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not going to question\Nthat ideological conviction.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.93,0:10:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to say that a\Nlarge portion of the time
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.90,0:10:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these conclusions are\Nreached because it's mutually
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.21,0:10:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beneficial for people\Nas well as corporations,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.86,0:11:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or at least non-controversial\Nto corporate donors.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.77,0:11:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, we could get into\Npinkwashing and probably talk
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.00,0:11:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about abortion for a very long time,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.06,0:11:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Hillary Clinton has been pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.45,0:11:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consistent on that issue at very least.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.60,0:11:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And while her conclusion\Non reproductive rights
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.58,0:11:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has remained pretty steadfast\Nthroughout the years,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.98,0:11:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the conclusions that she's come\Nto on various other topics,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.59,0:11:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from healthcare to fracking\Nto marriage equality,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.58,0:11:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you get where I'm going with this,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.92,0:11:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they don't always stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.45,0:11:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See the originally had a\Npublic option Obamacare.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.21,0:11:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if your convictions depend\Non a marketplace of ideas
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.92,0:11:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which does not discount anybody's opinion,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.60,0:11:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just enters it into an aggregate,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.86,0:11:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is done if working as stated,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.97,0:11:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,averaged out to create\Na societal consensus,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.45,0:11:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, then the worst parts\Nof that enable people
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.60,0:11:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Donald Trump who know\Nhow to exploit a system
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.42,0:11:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is based entirely\Non who gets attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.27,0:11:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who gets attention\Nbetter than Donald Trump?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.27,0:11:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.10,0:11:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My center belief that\Ngives me so much beef with
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.96,0:11:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neoliberal capitalism is that\NI don't think money should
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.67,0:12:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be what drives society and\NI don't think you do either.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.38,0:12:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So obviously the solution is\Nto vote third-party, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.79,0:12:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gary Johnson, Jill Stein,\Nthey're both against that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.16,0:12:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, Gary Johnson wants\Nto defund public schools
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.33,0:12:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and completely disband\Nall entitlement programs
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.29,0:12:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entirely dissolving even the\Nidea of a social safety net.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.90,0:12:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you have no money, fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.68,0:12:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.53,0:12:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go die in an alley.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.06,0:12:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Jill Stein's a progressive, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.04,0:12:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wouldn't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.96,0:12:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right, the way she\Nsays that vaccines are good
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.02,0:12:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is in the vaguest possible\Nway as to leave the door open
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.28,0:12:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for anti-vaccers, which most\Nlikely make up the majority
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.58,0:12:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the California voters\Nthat put the Green Party
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.36,0:12:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on school boards in California,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.42,0:12:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which by the way are the\Nvast majority of the hundred
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.75,0:12:49.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,offices that the Green\NParty holds nationwide.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.37,0:12:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,School boards in California.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.82,0:12:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least you know there would\Nbe a Congress completely
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.30,0:12:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,filled with Green Party\Nelectees that would be.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.84,0:12:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, no wait,\Nactually, all the electees
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.44,0:13:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would just be in California\Non school boards.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.14,0:13:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd just be Republicans\Nand Democrats in Congress
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.77,0:13:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who would likely determine\Nas their best interest
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.74,0:13:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to undermine any third-party president.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.09,0:13:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that I want anybody\Nwho is even vaguely vague
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.43,0:13:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on vaccinations in the oval office.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.58,0:13:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But hey man, a vote for the third-party's
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.80,0:13:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a vote against the system.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dee do dee do dee dee do dee do dee dee
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.27,0:13:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dee do dee do do do dee do do dee do
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.53,0:13:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Do do do do do do
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.89,0:13:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.06,0:13:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.89,0:13:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Third-party votes are not\Nvotes against the system.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.34,0:13:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are votes that the\Nsystem is designed to devalue.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.28,0:13:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get a presidency, a\Ncandidate has to get 270
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.29,0:13:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,votes in the electoral college.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.04,0:13:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a two-way split,\Nthat's essentially getting
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.38,0:13:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the majority of votes,\Nexcept you can't really have
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.94,0:13:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a two-way split in a three party race.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.62,0:13:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first time a third-party\Nreaches a majority of votes
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.61,0:13:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the United States is going\Nto be a three-way split.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.35,0:13:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the second time and the third time
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.28,0:13:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the fourth time and\Nprobably as many times
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.53,0:13:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as it takes to realize that\Nsimply having the popular vote
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.11,0:14:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't mean getting the third-party in.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.72,0:14:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in a three-way\Nsplit, most likely nobody
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.36,0:14:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will get to 270 electoral votes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.88,0:14:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only way that could\Nhappen is if the third-party
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.80,0:14:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gets more votes than\Nthe other two combined
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.06,0:14:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's not going to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.41,0:14:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are way too may\Nregistered GOP and DNC voters.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.68,0:14:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And since nobody's getting to 270,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.68,0:14:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our Constitution says that\Nthe House of Representatives
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.34,0:14:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,votes on who becomes president.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.26,0:14:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you think the\NRepublican controlled house
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.00,0:14:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is going to vote for Jill\NStein or Gary Johnson?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.67,0:14:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, I'm sure they're gonna shake up
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.38,0:14:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the political binary\Nthey both benefit from.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.96,0:14:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fact of the matter is\Nthey have been given the right
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.36,0:14:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to elect those people\Nby our founding fathers.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.48,0:14:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to know what\NI think needs to happen
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.42,0:14:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order for a third-party\Nvote not to be a waste?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.36,0:14:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm saying it anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.95,0:14:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to abolish the Electoral College
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.21,0:14:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's numerous organizations
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.58,0:14:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out there dedicated specifically to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.72,0:14:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't think an\Norganization is the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.33,0:14:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think a progressive political\Nparty with a main agenda
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.62,0:14:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of abolishing the electoral\Ncollege and implementing
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.14,0:15:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a new voting system, like\Ninstant-runoff voting
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.48,0:15:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or ranked voting, both\Nof which have been proven
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.60,0:15:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to create more democratic\Nresults, needs to run
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.24,0:15:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and be elected to congressional\Nseats in large numbers.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.66,0:15:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Large enough to start\Npushing Electoral College
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.81,0:15:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abolition amendments to the Constitution,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.42,0:15:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which doesn't necessarily mean a majority,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.69,0:15:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just enough people to create\Na mandate that members
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.62,0:15:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the other political\Nparties also have to follow.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.54,0:15:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To just ram somebody into the Oval Office
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.93,0:15:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would essentially require a large,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.80,0:15:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,impossible majority of people to give up
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.63,0:15:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the way things have been\Ndone their entire lives
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.61,0:15:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you went with the\Ncurrent third-parties,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.59,0:15:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,either vote for a party that wants to slip
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.46,0:15:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the social safety net out from under you,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.53,0:15:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a party of ant-vacs\Nparents in California.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.46,0:15:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I kind of think we\Nneed a new third-party,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.82,0:15:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let's face it, that's not gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.68,0:15:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happen before November 8th.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.26,0:15:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, this binary is going to be valid
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.73,0:15:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for at least this presidential election.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.25,0:15:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you're watching\Nthis after the election,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.40,0:15:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey, wasn't I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.09,0:15:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't we elect one of them?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.65,0:15:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, if you're that\Nemotionally attached to
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.90,0:16:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Electoral College, I\Nmight still have an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.22,0:16:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it still involves\Namending the Constitution,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.86,0:16:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you're not getting out of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.89,0:16:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we could index the total\Nnumber of necessary votes
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.40,0:16:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,based on how many candidates are viable.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.77,0:16:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, just say there's three candidates
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.62,0:16:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they're all within striking distance
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.81,0:16:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of each other in the polls consistently.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.68,0:16:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's 538 total electoral votes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.95,0:16:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in a binary, you need 270 to win.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.03,0:16:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if we set that majority at 185?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.56,0:16:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it'd have to be\Nbased on scientific polling
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.59,0:16:31.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that consistently put us in a situation
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.89,0:16:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where this was a likely popular vote.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.82,0:16:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'd accept that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.41,0:16:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly it's not perfect,\Nbut still it's something.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.50,0:16:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't really heard\Na whole lot of ideas
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.63,0:16:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as to how to do this if I'm\Ngonna be completely honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.44,0:16:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever anybody says we\Nneed a third-party in,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.74,0:16:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all they do is just tell people\Nto vote for a third-party.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.15,0:16:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been designed not\Nto work like that, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.41,0:16:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We literally can't have\Na third-party president
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.91,0:16:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until we amend the\NConstitution to make a system
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.23,0:17:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that accommodates a third-party candidate.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.30,0:17:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I want to do, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.85,0:17:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just to be crystal clear
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.60,0:17:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not advocating against\Nthird-party candidates.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.40,0:17:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually advocating that we do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.60,0:17:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let me say something that isn't nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.73,0:17:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a hard truth and it sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.92,0:17:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not going to be able to do that
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.80,0:17:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the 2016 presidential election.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.29,0:17:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, our choice, if we could\Nreally call it a choice,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.23,0:17:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is between Donald Trump\Nand Hillary Clinton.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.49,0:17:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People have been telling me to vote
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.36,0:17:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my conscience since early 2015.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.80,0:17:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in 2016, I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.26,0:17:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I voted for Bernie Sanders because
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.10,0:17:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he was the best candidate.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.66,0:17:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he gave a shit\Nabout regular people.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.92,0:17:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I say regular people,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.08,0:17:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mean straight, white, cis dudes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.79,0:17:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's one major party\Ncandidate that in 2016
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.63,0:17:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is associated with the\Nnation's first major party
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.03,0:17:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transgender candidate for the U.S. Senate,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.21,0:17:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's not Hillary Clinton.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.67,0:17:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we know it's not Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.53,0:17:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Bernie Sanders'\Npost-campaign organization
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.28,0:18:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called Our Revolution is\Nspending time and money
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.22,0:18:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get Misty K. Snow elected\Nin Utah of all states.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.78,0:18:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, at this point I'm not\Ngoing to vote my conscience.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.48,0:18:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm voting pragmatically.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.79,0:18:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.76,0:18:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Between an orange fascist in training
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.24,0:18:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the literal symbol for\Nthe economic and social system
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.81,0:18:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that hasn't just destroyed\Nthis country's economy,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.92,0:18:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but also our trust in people.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.84,0:18:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that it's made folks\Ngreedy or selfish or awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.46,0:18:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that we chose to make every
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.31,0:18:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conversation we have into a job interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.27,0:18:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that if you don't act that\Nway, you can't get anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.37,0:18:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.29,0:18:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I still picked the\Nneoliberal capitalist.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.66,0:18:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not because I think\Nshe's gonna do a great job.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.79,0:18:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not because I think she's\Ngoing to pull a Pope Francis
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.25,0:18:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and end up being a stealth progressive
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.08,0:18:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Michael Moore seems\Nto think that she might.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.32,0:18:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't entertain that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.79,0:18:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm voting for Hillary\NClinton for the same reason
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.52,0:18:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scammers want old people to\Ncontinue using Windows 95.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.39,0:19:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the status quo is exploitable.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.71,0:19:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Donald Trump proved that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.88,0:19:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Progressives need to realize that
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.54,0:19:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neoliberal capitalism is Windows 95.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.92,0:19:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And where Trump was the scammer,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.52,0:19:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,progressives could be the\Nkid that comes in and says,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.95,0:19:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Grandma, holy shit, we\Nreally need to upgrade this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.41,0:19:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is not safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.80,0:19:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like, how is this still running?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.64,0:19:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Seriously, I'm looking at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.99,0:19:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How is this running?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.36,0:19:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nothing should be working.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.02,0:19:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.22,0:19:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, don't worry, I got some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.68,0:19:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll upgrade it for you."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.64,0:19:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what Donald Trump will become if he
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.51,0:19:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is given power is not exploitable.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.49,0:19:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't Donald Trump totalitarianism.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.31,0:19:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever's in power already did.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.08,0:19:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna tell you how to vote.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.72,0:19:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm tired of being told\Nhow to vote myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.32,0:19:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am gonna say that this system
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.32,0:19:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compensates for any action that isn't
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.22,0:19:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for either Donald Trump\Nor Hillary Clinton.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.99,0:19:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what you do,\Nyou're helping one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.70,0:19:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what this system is not\Nset up to compensate for,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.45,0:19:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe, is the kind of\Nperson that Donald Trump is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.63,0:20:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think checks and balances
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.16,0:20:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to work with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.48,0:20:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's too good at getting people
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.61,0:20:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do what he wants them to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.72,0:20:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Hillary Clinton is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.44,0:20:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you think Hillary Clinton's\Nideology or methodology
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.54,0:20:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are dangerous or destructive\Nor just not correct,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.55,0:20:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't you rather have\Nthe person who had trouble
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.28,0:20:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beating Donald Trump, ineffectively trying
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.47,0:20:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to apply that ideology and methodology?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.79,0:20:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a progressive,\Nwouldn't you rather have an in
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.42,0:20:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you won't have\Nan in with Donald Trump.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.09,0:20:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, you'll get the best wall,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.86,0:20:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a huge wall, an amazing wall,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.55,0:20:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a luxurious wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.37,0:20:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I hope you like walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.40,0:20:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.64,0:20:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rhythmic hip hop music)