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Hey, guys!

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It's 2012.

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[Electronic music begins.]

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We finally made it.

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So, is the world gonna end?

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Are we gonna get attacked by aliens?

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Global warming?

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Is a planet gonna -- come, and

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hit our planet,[br]and we're gonna explode?

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Who knows?

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But I do know one thing.

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[Music gets louder][br]

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No matter what happens,

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everything's gonna be all right.

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[Music zoom.]

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[Percussive electronic music.]

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I'm scared that [br]the world's gonna end,

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now that we're past[br]2000 and eleven.

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Did ya hear that[br]the Mayans said this year

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is the last year?

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So we got somethin' to fear.

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Aliens gonna come down from space.

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Tearin' up the place,[br]beating up that base.

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The boom-boom rockets[br]all up in your face.[br]

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What we gonna do?[br]

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Do you think it's really true?

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[Boy band sound]

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One day

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when this world will end,

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(This world will end)

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we'll see the light coming from above.

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(Above)[br]

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Together, we

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will take a stand,

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[auto tune] and everything[br]will be all right.

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[Rap] I don't believe that

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hocus-pocus.

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UFOs and aliens[br]don't exist.

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That's just my opinion

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so don't be pissed.

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If you believe that shiz

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then press desist.

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'Cause y'all need help,

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'cause y'all is crazy.

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Partyin' 'til midnight,

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'cause then my baby.

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Party fun. Party fun.

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Party party fun fun.

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Party party hun hun.

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Shake your, shake your[br]bun bun.

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[Nasal singing] They use the ports.

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They use the light sabers.

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They from the future.

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They use the light saber.

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[Vader voice] Future.[br]We from the future.

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This is crazy!

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This is so crazy.

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[Boy band sound]

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One day

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when this world will end,

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(When this world will end)

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we'll see the light coming from above,

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(Above)

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Together we

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will take a stand,

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[auto tune] and everything[br]will be all right.

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[Drums]

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[Gravely voice]

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I gotta make some

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resolutions.

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Go on a date.

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Maybe lose some weight.

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Global warming?

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More like global stupid.

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The world's not gonna end.

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What do you think,

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you can, like, tell the future,[br]or something?

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[Boy band sound]

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One day

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when this world will end

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(This world will ennnnd!)

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We'll see the light coming from above.

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Together we

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(Together we)

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will take a stand,

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(will take a stand)

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[auto tune] and everything[br]will be all right.

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[Drum riff.]

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Beeee allll riiiight.

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(Whooaaaaa ohhh ohhhh)

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Be all right.

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(Ohhh ohh ohhhhh)

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Beeee allll riiiight.

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Ohhh-ohhhh-ohh!

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[Spoken] Everything's[br]gonna be all right!

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[Auto tune] Beee allll riiiight!

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(Whoaaa ohhh ohhhh!)

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Thanks for sticking with me, everybody!

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Last year was awesome,

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and this year is gonna be[br]even better.

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(Whoa ohh ohhh,[br]ohh ohh ohhh)

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Big things are[br]coming your way.

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[Percussion][br]

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I'll see ya soon!

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Bye!

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[Surf music instrumental.]