WEBVTT 00:00:02.983 --> 00:00:04.936 Ini adalah Real Madrid melawan Man City! 00:00:05.043 --> 00:00:09.143 Oh bos besar botakku Si Penipu! Dia memainkan pemain secara acak! 00:00:09.190 --> 00:00:09.970 Sama di sini! 00:00:09.970 --> 00:00:10.973 Nol Nol Berdiri! 00:00:10.992 --> 00:00:11.962 Kamu akan bermain! 00:00:11.962 --> 00:00:12.750 Kita mencetak gol! 00:00:12.750 --> 00:00:14.000 Kamu duduk lagi! 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:14.531 Oh ya ampun! 00:00:14.707 --> 00:00:17.630 Ketika aku melompat dia melompat! Wasit dia mendorongku! 00:00:17.632 --> 00:00:18.290 Mendorongmu? 00:00:18.290 --> 00:00:18.759 Iya! 00:00:18.759 --> 00:00:19.230 Tidak! 00:00:19.230 --> 00:00:21.198 Kenapa dia berdiri dalam posisi hampir jatuh? 00:00:21.642 --> 00:00:23.937 Apa? Dia dalam posisi hampir jatuh! 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:25.768 (Suka bermain curang) 00:00:25.770 --> 00:00:26.510 (Finansial Fair Play tidak adil) 00:00:28.328 --> 00:00:29.146 Oh, itu Yesus! 00:00:29.146 --> 00:00:30.146 Puji Tuhan! 00:00:30.702 --> 00:00:32.536 Penyelamat umat manusia! 00:00:32.990 --> 00:00:34.109 Dasar kau ngentot ! 00:00:34.179 --> 00:00:35.229 Orang curang pendorong! 00:00:35.308 --> 00:00:37.148 Wasit dia mendorongku lagi! 00:00:37.702 --> 00:00:38.604 Sergio...Berdiri! 00:00:38.604 --> 00:00:39.457 Tolong bangun! 00:00:39.457 --> 00:00:40.937 Wasit...Dia baru terjatuh! 00:00:40.937 --> 00:00:41.446 Terjatuh? 00:00:41.446 --> 00:00:42.206 Iya! Tidak! 00:00:42.206 --> 00:00:42.721 Kartu Merah! 00:00:42.721 --> 00:00:44.291 Aku merasa bersemangat! 00:00:44.297 --> 00:00:45.007 Ya Tuhan! 00:00:45.007 --> 00:00:46.516 Kamu badut bodoh! 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:50.630 (Bersorak kegirangan) 00:00:50.742 --> 00:00:53.472 Kita akan pergi bersama seperti 00:00:53.512 --> 00:00:54.222 Danny & Sandy 00:00:54.322 --> 00:00:55.872 Seperti Woody & Andy 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:58.744 Kita pergi bersama.. 00:00:58.752 --> 00:01:00.062 Seperti Real dan aku? 00:01:00.101 --> 00:01:01.361 Yang benar aja? 00:01:01.361 --> 00:01:02.672 Seperti angka dan matematika! 00:01:02.695 --> 00:01:03.918 Seperti gelembung dan madi! 00:01:03.918 --> 00:01:05.294 Seperti Tik &Tok! 00:01:05.294 --> 00:01:06.045 Seperti... 00:01:06.045 --> 00:01:06.912 Kirk& Spock 00:01:06.912 --> 00:01:09.241 Kita pergi bersama 00:01:09.242 --> 00:01:10.822 Seperti... Harry & Sally! 00:01:10.852 --> 00:01:12.412 Jeune Fille & R Kelly?! 00:01:12.412 --> 00:01:14.592 Kita pergi bersama 00:01:14.592 --> 00:01:15.977 Seperti Gaga & Brad 00:01:15.977 --> 00:01:17.302 Seperti Fritzl & dan ayahnya? 00:01:17.302 --> 00:01:17.740 Tidak!! 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:18.992 Rose & Jack 00:01:18.992 --> 00:01:19.780 Jose & dan pemecatannya! 00:01:19.780 --> 00:01:20.282 (Menunjukkan Jari Tengah) 00:01:20.282 --> 00:01:21.636 Seperti burung dan lebah! 00:01:21.648 --> 00:01:22.968 Thelma & Louise! 00:01:22.968 --> 00:01:23.902 Spomgebob dan Patrick 00:01:23.912 --> 00:01:24.582 Scooby-Doo & Sammy! 00:01:24.582 --> 00:01:25.046 Goose & Maverick 00:01:25.046 --> 00:01:25.696 Fifa & keleletan(Gangguan Internet) 00:01:25.696 --> 00:01:26.387 Enerst & Bart 00:01:26.387 --> 00:01:27.187 Kematian dan Pajak( kecuali kamu cukup kaya untuk menghindarinya) 00:01:27.187 --> 00:01:27.656 Courtney & Kurt! 00:01:27.656 --> 00:01:28.406 Tinja & Kotoran 00:01:28.406 --> 00:01:29.114 Twitter & Bots 00:01:29.114 --> 00:01:29.638 Unggahan & tepukan 00:01:29.638 --> 00:01:30.348 Twitch & Thots 00:01:30.348 --> 00:01:30.944 Bukan orang tua & kelelawar 00:01:30.944 --> 00:01:31.710 Trump & tembok 00:01:31.710 --> 00:01:32.444 Walter & Jesse 00:01:32.444 --> 00:01:33.130 Kaki & Bola 00:01:33.130 --> 00:01:34.102 Ronaldo & Messi 00:01:34.102 --> 00:01:34.864 Yin & Yang 00:01:34.864 --> 00:01:36.646 Chewy & Han 00:01:36.646 --> 00:01:38.076 Kita pergi bersama 00:01:38.076 --> 00:01:39.056 Seperti pacar Kevin de Bruyne 00:01:39.056 --> 00:01:39.941 dan pria ini! 00:01:39.941 --> 00:01:41.449 Kita pergi bersama 00:01:41.449 --> 00:01:43.000 Seperti Tony & Peter 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.830 Kemarahan & FIFA! 00:01:44.830 --> 00:01:47.180 Kita bertahan bersama 00:01:47.180 --> 00:01:48.354 Seperti Meghan & Sang Pangeran! 00:01:48.354 --> 00:01:49.762 Seperti Jerry & Pangeran! 00:01:49.916 --> 00:01:51.151 You & Tube 00:01:51.151 --> 00:01:52.631 Kamu & Pelumas 00:01:52.648 --> 00:01:53.758 Kita pergi bersama 00:01:53.758 --> 00:01:58.000 Ini untuk saat ini & selamanya! 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:02.470 Vinicius mengklaim bahwa Madrid selalu mendapat keputusan merugikan! Apa pendapatmu? 00:02:02.470 --> 00:02:07.817 Zidane mengatakan bahwa sepakbola adalah kutukan! Apa pendapatmu? 00:02:07.817 --> 00:02:11.911 Apakah Man City bisa menjuarai Liga Champion tanpa Laporte? Prediksiku iya! 00:02:11.911 --> 00:02:17.660 Unduh aplikasi One Football untuk update berita sepak bola Link di kolom deskripsi! 00:02:17.660 --> 00:02:19.000 Terima kasih sudah menonton!