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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.21,0:00:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(man) Hi there, girl,{\i0}\N{\i1}can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.46,0:00:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) Shut up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.01,0:00:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I can't wait to discover new Pokémon.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.08,0:00:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I just better make sure I don't{\i0}\N{\i1}walk in front of anyone while--{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.58,0:00:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, I am not fighting anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no, I wanted\Nto give you a cool new move
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.02,0:00:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you could teach to your Pokémon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.85,0:00:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called "fly."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.64,0:00:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just teach it to any flying Pokémon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.81,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can ride it to any destination.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're telling me\Nif I taught this to a tiny little
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bird Pokémon, I could\Nfly on its back or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.86,0:00:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything's possible with Pokémon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.57,0:00:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muttering) You freakin' jackass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.54,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}'Kay, now I can finally start my quest...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.48,0:00:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wild MANKEY appeared!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.10,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sweet, a wild Pokémon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Mankey, extremely quick to anger.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.68,0:00:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean "Monkey"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.64,0:00:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Mankey.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.38,0:00:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's definitely a monkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.56,0:00:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Mankey.{\i0}\N- Whatever!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.63,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're going down, Monkey!\N- {\i1}Mankey.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:01:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Pikachu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.63,0:01:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pikachu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Pikachu! Use quick attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.87,0:01:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pika!\N- (Mankey chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.86,0:01:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIKACHU used\NQUICK ATTACK.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.84,0:01:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Critical hit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.90,0:01:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, Monkey...\N- {\i1}Mankey.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.54,0:01:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut the f--k up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.87,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you're mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.99,0:01:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it! But I'll get you this time!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.19,0:01:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 Minutes Later
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.39,0:01:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm bound to catch you sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.88,0:01:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wild MANKEY became\Nbored.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.37,0:01:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, I didn't want you anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.85,0:01:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That monkey may have tested my resolve,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.67,0:01:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm not gonna let that\Ndiscourage me from--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.52,0:01:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Better not be another freakin' monkey!\N- {\i1}Mankey.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.44,0:01:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wild CHARIZARD\Nappeared!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.36,0:01:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! We're not gonna\Nlet this one get away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.28,0:02:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick, Pikachu, use AK-47 attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.05,0:02:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pika?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.07,0:02:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun cocks)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pika...chu!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.54,0:02:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(automatic gunfire, Charizard groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.54,0:02:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's super effective!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I've got you\Nthis time, Charizard!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.48,0:02:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.49,0:02:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Booya!\NCHARIZARD was caught!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.62,0:02:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.97,0:02:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you douchebag! I want a rematch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.52,0:02:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God, all right,\NCharizard, come out now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.18,0:02:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(roars)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.38,0:02:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Charizard,\Nget us the hell out of here!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.03,0:02:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.22,0:02:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARIZARD cannot learn\NFLY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.58,0:02:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he has wings;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.45,0:02:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not like I'm trying to teach it\Nto a freakin' monkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.70,0:02:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}Mankey.{\i0}\N- (wings fluttering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.07,0:02:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo! Pidgey, f--k yeah! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.50,0:02:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Ian) To see bloopers\Nfrom this video and more,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.70,0:02:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}click the link in the description below!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.85,0:03:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Quick! Use subscribe attack{\i0}\N{\i1}by clicking the yellow button!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.34,0:03:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}If this music is giving{\i0}\N{\i1}you a nostalgia-boner{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.10,0:03:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}that lasts longer than four hours,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.77,0:03:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}contact your physician immediately.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.84,0:03:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's bad. Happened to me once.{\i0}