Passengers,

We are flying in inclement weather.

Please return to your seats.

Fasten your safety belts.

And refrain from using the restrooms at this time.

You having stomach pains, E'Nat?

It need to shit.

E'Nat

You gotta hold it in.

Once again

You can't shit in the middle of the plane!

But I did the best already!

No!

3 toots and 1 dee
(simplified: toot = gay, dee = lesbian)

& the ex-boyfriend

& the new boyfriend

& the airline hostess

& the host

& the staff

& the chef

& the designer

& the celebrity manager

& the director

& the celebrity

& the real superstar

& the fake

Hey, am I going to be able to eat sometime today?

Think the menu was slow and now rushing me and want to ridicule.

You're in such a hurry, you should have gotten here yesterday! Damn!

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