(Dinner by Bénabar
Véronique - ACSE Le Cygne)

[Instrumental]

I don't want to go to this dinner

I'm depressed and tired

They'll pardon us, let's not go

What's more, I must go on a diet

I'm squeezed in my shirt

Makes me look like a chipolata

I can't go out like that

I do like your friends - that's not the problem

But I won't meet them because I don't feel like it

What the hell, let's not go

Let's hide under the sheets

We'll order pizzas, you, the telly and I

Let's call, apologize

Let's improvise, invent something

Let's tell your friends

That we don't like them, too bad

I don't feel like it, everything depresses me

And it happens by chance

That there's a really great movie

on TV this evening

A masterwork of the Seventh Art

That I'd like to watch again

A very committed drama

About Saint-Tropez police

It's a social satire

With the main character

played by de Funès

And there are extra-terrestrials

What the hell, let's not go

Let's hide under the sheets

We'll order pizzas, you, the telly and I

Let's call, apologize

Let's improvise, invent something

Let's tell your friends

That we don't like them, too bad

What the hell, let's not go

Let's hide under the sheets

We'll order pizzas, you, the telly and I

I'm shivering, I'm feeling weak

I think I'm ill

It wouldn't be reasonable

To go out right now

I prefer not to take risks

It may be catching

It's better if I stay here

It bothers me but it's better this way

You call me an egoist

How dare you?

I who am unhappy and sad

And I don't even have a home cinema!

What the hell, let's not go

Let's hide under the sheets

We'll order pizzas, you, the telly and I

Let's call, apologize

Let's improvise, invent something

Let's tell your friends

That we don't like them, too bad

What the hell, let's not go

Let's hide under the sheets

We'll order pizzas, you, the telly and I

(Signed version by Véronique
Thanks to Sebastian for his kind participation=

(ACSE Le Cygne [sign - swan])