1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,988 A 3 decker! 2 00:00:06,598 --> 00:00:09,712 Consisting of One - The Sneetches 3 00:00:10,032 --> 00:00:12,316 Two - The Zax 4 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:15,190 and Three - Green Eggs and Ham 5 00:01:08,182 --> 00:01:12,182 Now the star bellied sneetches had bellys with stars. 6 00:01:14,506 --> 00:01:17,936 The plain bellied sneetches had none upon thars. 7 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:21,958 No stars on their bellys. No stars upon thars. 8 00:01:22,178 --> 00:01:24,305 Now those stars weren't so big. 9 00:01:24,305 --> 00:01:26,460 They were really quite small. 10 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,834 You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all. 11 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:31,439 But because they had stars, all the 12 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,169 star bellied sneetches would brag. 13 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:36,962 "We're the best kind of sneetch on the beaches!" 14 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,970 With their snoots in the air, 15 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,961 the would sniff and they'd snort. 16 00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:49,783 They'd have nothing to do with the plain bellied sort. 17 00:01:49,783 --> 00:01:53,062 "Ronald, remember, when you are out walking, 18 00:01:53,062 --> 00:01:57,136 you walk past a sneetch of that type without talking." 19 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:00,085 "Keep your snoot in the air, and remember to snort. 20 00:02:02,804 --> 00:02:05,921 We have no truck whatever with the plain bellied sort." 21 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,083 When the star bellied children went out to play ball. 22 00:02:15,706 --> 00:02:17,993 Could a plain belly get in the game? Not at all! 23 00:02:18,195 --> 00:02:20,719 You only could play if your bellies had stars. 24 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:23,675 And the plain bellied children had none upon thars. 25 00:02:24,929 --> 00:02:27,745 Yar Yar...your belly's got no stars. 26 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:03,298 When the star bellied sneetches had frankfurter roasts, 27 00:03:03,468 --> 00:03:06,044 or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts, 28 00:03:06,303 --> 00:03:09,393 They never invited the plain belly sneetches. 29 00:03:09,393 --> 00:03:12,060 They left them out cold and in the dark 30 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,187 on the beaches. 31 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,842 They kept them away. 32 00:04:02,187 --> 00:04:04,217 They never let them come near. 33 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,235 That's how they treated them year after year. 34 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,269 They got snort. They got snooted. 35 00:04:14,918 --> 00:04:16,478 Their bottoms got booted. 36 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:18,795 While the star bellied sneetches all taunted and hooted. 37 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:22,360 "They just are not suited. No stars upon thars!" 38 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,932 Then one day, it seems while the plain 39 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:29,299 bellied sneetches were moping and doping 40 00:04:29,309 --> 00:04:31,659 alone on the beaches, just sitting there 41 00:04:31,659 --> 00:04:33,727 wishing their bellies had stars. 42 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,861 A stranger approached in the strangest of cars. 43 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:51,530 "My friends, I have seen they've been treating you mean. 44 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:53,621 My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean. 45 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:55,870 I know precisely why you're so unhappy. 46 00:04:55,930 --> 00:05:00,185 And that I can fix. I'm the fix it up chappy. 47 00:05:07,885 --> 00:05:20,891 machine noises 48 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:26,591 My prices are low, and I work with great 49 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:31,412 speed and my work is 100% guaranteed. 50 00:05:31,412 --> 00:05:34,567 By my new patent process of protoprotoxis 51 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,648 of the inner subnuclear neausbaum nogoxsis 52 00:05:36,648 --> 00:05:38,653 you'll get a star like the star bellied 53 00:05:38,653 --> 00:05:43,398 sneetch for the mere paltry payment of $3 each. 54 00:05:43,398 --> 00:05:46,163 A star? Here? 55 00:05:46,163 --> 00:05:47,967 Yes my friend, there. 56 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:49,764 And the first to go through gets the trip at 57 00:05:49,764 --> 00:05:51,889 half fare. 58 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:56,735 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 59 00:05:56,735 --> 00:06:12,889 machine noises 60 00:06:13,419 --> 00:06:15,223 It works! 61 00:06:15,223 --> 00:06:17,611 Yeah, It works! It works! 62 00:06:55,797 --> 00:06:58,146 Ladies and gentlemen. We are faced with a 63 00:06:58,146 --> 00:06:59,940 most awkward dilemma. 64 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:01,707 We're the true star bellys. 65 00:07:01,707 --> 00:07:02,832 We had them first. 66 00:07:02,832 --> 00:07:04,449 We're still the best sneetches, and 67 00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:07,138 they're still the worst. 68 00:07:07,138 --> 00:07:09,515 Yeah, but how are we going to proove it? 69 00:07:09,515 --> 00:07:12,639 Which is which? I can't tell us apart. 70 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,469 Let me through...excuse me. 71 00:07:14,469 --> 00:07:17,199 Step aside please. Thank you. 72 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,102 You don't know me my friends 73 00:07:19,102 --> 00:07:20,513 but calm down if you can, I'm here 74 00:07:20,513 --> 00:07:24,107 to help the original star bellied clan. 75 00:07:24,107 --> 00:07:26,135 Those upstarts it's true now have 76 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,932 stars just like you. 77 00:07:27,932 --> 00:07:29,737 But follow me my friends and you know what 78 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:33,403 I'll do? I'll make you again the best sneetches 79 00:07:33,403 --> 00:07:35,521 on the beaches and all it will cost you is 80 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,378 $10 eaches. 81 00:07:44,618 --> 00:07:47,294 Belly stars my dear friends are no 82 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:48,760 longer in style. I'll have yours off in a 83 00:07:49,237 --> 00:07:50,904 very short while. 84 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,807 In my wondrous machine which 85 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:55,859 eradicates stars. Then you won't look like sneetches 86 00:07:55,859 --> 00:07:57,590 who have them on thars. 87 00:07:57,590 --> 00:08:03,083 Eradicate these? Eradicates these with the greatest of ease! 88 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:07,038 Provided you pay your 10 bucks if you please. 89 00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:09,258 Here's $10 for the boy and $10 for me. 90 00:08:09,258 --> 00:08:12,339 Thank you. 91 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:17,016 Thank you. Thank you. 92 00:08:22,136 --> 00:08:45,634 machine noises 93 00:08:45,782 --> 00:08:49,184 How original! How distinctive! 94 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:50,990 How exclusive! 95 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:32,410 Then of course, those with stars 96 00:09:32,427 --> 00:09:34,010 all got frightfully mad. 97 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,543 To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad. 98 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:39,264 And of course old Sylvester McMonkey McBean, 99 00:09:39,294 --> 00:09:42,284 invited them into his "Star Off" machine. 100 00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:44,692 Thank you. Thank you. 101 00:09:50,762 --> 00:10:03,770 machine noise 102 00:10:13,453 --> 00:10:15,347 Then of course from then on, 103 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:19,946 as you probably guessed, things really got into a horrible mess. 104 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:25,344 machine noise 105 00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:26,885 All the rest of that day 106 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,779 on those wild screaming beaches, 107 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,903 the fix it up chappy kept fixing up sneetches! 108 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:34,049 Off again, on again, in again, out again. 109 00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:36,045 Through the machine, they raced round and about 110 00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:38,904 again changing their stars every minute or two. 111 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:40,412 They kept paying money. 112 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:41,635 They kept running through until 113 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:43,337 neither the plain or the star bellies 114 00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:45,260 knew whether this one or that one was 115 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:48,096 this one or which one was what one. 116 00:10:48,096 --> 00:10:50,819 Or what one was who. 117 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:52,910 Then, when every last cent of their money 118 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,611 was spent, the fix it up chappy 119 00:10:55,611 --> 00:11:00,402 packed up and he went. 120 00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:14,861 machine noise 121 00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:16,940 And he laughed as he drove his 122 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,715 car up the beach. 123 00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:25,252 They never will learn. No, you can't teach a sneetch. 124 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,767 But, McBean was quite wrong. 125 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,402 I am happy to say that the sneetches 126 00:11:31,402 --> 00:11:34,837 got really quite smart on that day. 127 00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:37,057 That day they decided that sneetches 128 00:11:37,057 --> 00:11:39,409 are sneetches and no kind of sneetch 129 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:42,521 is the best on the beaches. 130 00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:46,443 That day all the sneetches forgot about stars, 131 00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:50,199 and whether or not they had one upon thars.