1 00:00:01,378 --> 00:00:02,882 Thank you 2 00:00:02,882 --> 00:00:04,858 [laughter] 3 00:00:04,858 --> 00:00:09,801 I never really expected to find myself giving advice 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:15,719 to people graduating from an establishment of higher education. 5 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:20,034 I never graduated from any such establishment. 6 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,389 I never even started at one. 7 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:25,156 I escaped from school as soon as I could, 8 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:28,493 when the prospect of 4 more years of enforced learning, 9 00:00:28,493 --> 00:00:33,783 before I could become the writer who I wanted to be, seemed stifling. 10 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,697 I got out into the world, I wrote 11 00:00:35,697 --> 00:00:37,781 and I became a better writer the more I wrote. 12 00:00:37,781 --> 00:00:38,836 And I wrote some more 13 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:40,556 and nobody ever seemed to mind 14 00:00:40,556 --> 00:00:43,346 that I was making it all up as I went along. 15 00:00:43,346 --> 00:00:45,326 They just read what I wrote and they paid me for it, 16 00:00:45,326 --> 00:00:46,519 or they didn't. 17 00:00:46,519 --> 00:00:47,940 [laughter] 18 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:49,476 And often they commissioned me 19 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:53,128 to write something else for them, which has left me 20 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:57,620 with a healhty respect and fondness for higher education, 21 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:00,712 that those of my friends and family who attended universities 22 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:03,361 were cured of long ago. 23 00:01:03,361 --> 00:01:06,985 Looking back I've had a remarkable ride. 24 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:09,315 I'm not sure I can call it a career, 25 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:14,122 because a career implies that I had some kind of career plan, 26 00:01:14,122 --> 00:01:16,092 and I never did. 27 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:19,613 The nearest thing I had was a list I made when I was about 15, 28 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,550 of everything I wanted to do. 29 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:24,033 I wanted to write an adult novel, 30 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:25,130 a children's book, 31 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:26,430 a comic, a movie, 32 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:27,971 record an audiobook, 33 00:01:27,971 --> 00:01:31,610 write an episode of Dr. Who, and so on. 34 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:33,179 I didn't have a career, 35 00:01:33,179 --> 00:01:35,096 I just did the next thing on the list. 36 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:39,722 So I thought I'd tell you everything I wished I'd known starting out 37 00:01:39,722 --> 00:01:41,450 and a few things that looking back on it 38 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:43,083 I suppose I did know. 39 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:46,654 And I'll also give you the best piece of advice I'd ever got 40 00:01:46,654 --> 00:01:49,694 which I completely failed to follow. 41 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:52,187 First of all, 42 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:55,425 when you start out on a career in the arts, 43 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:58,919 you have no idea what you're doing. 44 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,925 This is great. 45 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:04,534 People who know what they are doing know the rules 46 00:02:04,534 --> 00:02:07,362 and they know what is possible and what is impossible. 47 00:02:07,362 --> 00:02:10,247 You do not, and you should not. 48 00:02:10,247 --> 00:02:13,617 The rules on what is possible and impossible in the arts were made 49 00:02:13,617 --> 00:02:17,085 by people who had not tested the bounds of the possible 50 00:02:17,085 --> 00:02:19,322 by going beyond them. 51 00:02:19,322 --> 00:02:21,057 And you can. 52 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,455 If you don't know it's impossible, 53 00:02:22,455 --> 00:02:24,330 it's easier to do. 54 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,155 And because nobody's done it before, 55 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:27,497 they haven't made up rules 56 00:02:27,497 --> 00:02:31,925 to stop anyone doing that particular thing again. 57 00:02:31,925 --> 00:02:38,923 [applause] 58 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:42,802 Secondly, if you have an idea of what you want to make, 59 00:02:42,802 --> 00:02:44,516 what you were put here to do, 60 00:02:44,516 --> 00:02:47,518 they just go and do that. 61 00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:50,409 And that's much harder than it's sounds 62 00:02:50,409 --> 00:02:53,454 and sometimes in the end so much easier than you might imagine. 63 00:02:53,454 --> 00:02:55,919 Because normally there are things you have to do 64 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,623 before you can get to the place you want to be. 65 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:01,579 I wanted to write comics and novels and stories and films, 66 00:03:01,579 --> 00:03:03,753 so I became a journalist, 67 00:03:03,753 --> 00:03:06,697 because journalists are allowed to ask questions 68 00:03:06,697 --> 00:03:09,070 and to simply go and find out how the world works. 69 00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:12,148 And, besides, to do those things I needed to write 70 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:13,934 and to write well. 71 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:16,065 And I was being paid to learn how to write 72 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:20,285 economically, crisply, sometimes under adverse conditions 73 00:03:20,285 --> 00:03:22,653 and on deadline. 74 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:26,929 Sometimes the way to do what you hope to do will be clear-cut. 75 00:03:26,929 --> 00:03:29,017 And sometimes it would be almost impossible 76 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:31,375 to decide whether or not you're doing the correct thing, 77 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:34,013 because you'll have to balance your goals and hopes 78 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,257 with feeding yourself 79 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,891 paying debts, finding work 80 00:03:37,891 --> 00:03:40,326 settling for what you can get. 81 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:42,841 Something that worked for me 82 00:03:42,841 --> 00:03:46,743 was imagining where I wanted to be 83 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:50,208 - which was an author, primarily of fiction, 84 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:53,627 making good books, making good comics, 85 00:03:53,627 --> 00:03:55,556 making good drama 86 00:03:55,556 --> 00:03:57,895 and supporting myself through my words - 87 00:03:57,895 --> 00:04:00,709 imagining that was a mountain, 88 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:04,849 a distant mountain, my goal. 89 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:08,674 And I knew that as long as I kept walking towards the mountain 90 00:04:08,674 --> 00:04:10,574 I'd be alright. 91 00:04:10,574 --> 00:04:13,491 And when I truly was not sure what to do, 92 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:14,881 I could stop and think about 93 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:18,040 whether it was taking me towards or away from it 94 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,992 - the mountain. 95 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:23,262 I said no to editorial jobs on magazines 96 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,774 - proper jobs that would have paid proper money - 97 00:04:25,774 --> 00:04:29,427 bcause I kew that, attractive though they were, for me 98 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:32,391 they would have been walking away from the mountain. 99 00:04:32,391 --> 00:04:33,691 And if those job offers had come earlier 100 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,886 I might have taken them, 101 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:38,296 because they still would have been closer to the mountain 102 00:04:38,296 --> 00:04:41,091 than I was at that time. 103 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:43,059 I learned to write by writing. 104 00:04:43,059 --> 00:04:46,373 I tended to do anything as long as it felt like an adventure 105 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:49,074 and to stop when it felt like work, 106 00:04:49,074 --> 00:04:53,207 which meant that life did not feel like work. 107 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:59,027 Thirdly, when you start out you have to deal with the problems of failure. 108 00:04:59,027 --> 00:05:01,428 You need to be thick skinned, 109 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:04,497 to learn that not every project will survive. 110 00:05:04,497 --> 00:05:06,701 A freelance life, a life in the arts, 111 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:10,166 is sometimes like putting messages in bottles on a desert island 112 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:13,790 and hoping that someone will find one of your bottles 113 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,242 and open it and read it 114 00:05:15,242 --> 00:05:18,776 and put something in a bottle that will wash its way back to you 115 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:23,174 - appreciation or a commission or money or love. 116 00:05:23,174 --> 00:05:26,724 And you have to accept that you may put out hundreds of things 117 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:30,350 for every bottle that winds up coming back. 118 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:34,458 The problems of failure, the problems of discouragement, 119 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:36,436 of hopelessness, of hunger. 120 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,353 You want everything to happen, and you want it now 121 00:05:38,353 --> 00:05:40,303 and things go wrong. 122 00:05:40,303 --> 00:05:44,173 My first book, a piece of journalism I'd done only for the money 123 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:46,908 and which had already bought me an electric typewriter 124 00:05:46,908 --> 00:05:50,770 from the advance, should have been a best seller. 125 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:52,844 It should have paid me a lot of money, 126 00:05:52,844 --> 00:05:55,536 if the publisher hadn't gone into involuntary liquidation 127 00:05:55,536 --> 00:05:57,653 between the first print run selling out 128 00:05:57,653 --> 00:06:00,141 and the second print run never happening 129 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:03,019 and before any royalties could be paid. 130 00:06:03,019 --> 00:06:04,337 It would have done. 131 00:06:04,337 --> 00:06:05,973 And I shrugged 132 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:07,970 and I still had my electric typewriter 133 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:10,288 and enough money to pay the rent for a couple of months. 134 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,836 And I decided that I'd do my best in the future 135 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:16,085 not to write books just for the money. 136 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,639 If you didn't get the money then you didn't have anything. 137 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:22,206 And if I did work I was proud of, and I didn't get the money, 138 00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:24,619 at least I'd have the work. 139 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:26,543 Every now and then 140 00:06:26,543 --> 00:06:28,120 I forget that rule 141 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,919 and whenever I do, the universe kicks me hard 142 00:06:30,919 --> 00:06:33,155 and reminds me. 143 00:06:33,155 --> 00:06:36,086 I don't know that it's an issue for anybody but me 144 00:06:36,086 --> 00:06:38,271 but it's true that nothing I did 145 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:40,271 where the only reason for doing it was the money 146 00:06:40,271 --> 00:06:42,418 was ever worth it, 147 00:06:42,418 --> 00:06:45,614 except as bitter experience. 148 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,187 Usually I didn't wind up getting the money either. 149 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:49,973 [laughter] 150 00:06:49,973 --> 00:06:52,438 The things I did because I was excited 151 00:06:52,438 --> 00:06:54,219 and wanted to see them exist in reality 152 00:06:54,219 --> 00:06:56,504 have never let me down, and I've never regretted 153 00:06:56,504 --> 00:06:59,743 the time I spent on any of them. 154 00:06:59,743 --> 00:07:01,876 The problems of faillure are hard. 155 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:05,987 The problems of success can be harder, 156 00:07:05,987 --> 00:07:08,271 because nobody warns you about them. 157 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:11,535 The first problem of any kind of even limited success 158 00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:14,454 is the unshakeable conviction that you're getting away with something 159 00:07:14,454 --> 00:07:17,621 and that any moment now they will discover you. 160 00:07:17,621 --> 00:07:22,275 [laughter] 161 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,314 It's Imposter's Syndrome, 162 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:29,336 something my wife Amanda christened "The Fraud Police". 163 00:07:29,336 --> 00:07:33,054 In my case I was convinced there would be a knock on the door 164 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:35,330 and a man with a clipboard 165 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,770 - I don't know why he had a clipboard 166 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:40,954 but in my head he always had a clipboard - 167 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:44,087 would be there to tell me it was all over 168 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:45,421 and they caught up with me 169 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,839 and now I would have to go and get a real job 170 00:07:47,839 --> 00:07:52,137 one that didn't consist of making things up and writing them down 171 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,424 and reading books I wanted to read. 172 00:07:54,424 --> 00:07:56,103 And then I would go away quietly 173 00:07:56,103 --> 00:07:57,886 and get the kind of job 174 00:07:57,886 --> 00:08:00,412 I would have to get up early in the morning 175 00:08:00,412 --> 00:08:02,336 and wear a tie 176 00:08:02,336 --> 00:08:05,637 and not make things up anymore. 177 00:08:05,637 --> 00:08:08,754 The problems of success, they're real 178 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:12,253 and with luck, you'll experience them. 179 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:14,920 The point where you stop saying yes to everything 180 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,121 because now the bottles you throw in the ocean are all coming back 181 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:21,359 and you have to learn to say "no". 182 00:08:21,359 --> 00:08:25,820 I watched my peers and my friends and the ones who are older than me 183 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:28,839 and I watched how miserable some of them were. 184 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,287 I'd listen to them telling they couldn't envisage a world 185 00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:35,170 where they did what they've always wanted to do anymore, 186 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:37,903 because now they had to earn a certain amount every month 187 00:08:37,903 --> 00:08:39,369 just to keep where they were. 188 00:08:39,369 --> 00:08:41,370 They couldn't go and do the things that mattered 189 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:42,953 and that they had really wanted to do 190 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:48,999 and that seemed as big a tragedy as any problem of failure. 191 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:52,304 And after that, the biggest problem of success 192 00:08:52,304 --> 00:08:54,169 is that the world conspires 193 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:56,903 to stop you doing the thing that you do 194 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,324 because you're successful. 195 00:08:58,324 --> 00:09:01,985 There was a day when I looked up and realized 196 00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:04,173 that I had become someone 197 00:09:04,173 --> 00:09:07,004 who professionally replied to email 198 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,586 and he wrote as a hobby. 199 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:12,187 I started answering fewer emails 200 00:09:12,187 --> 00:09:16,379 and was relieved to find, I was writing much more. 201 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:21,670 Forthly, I hope you'll make mistakes. 202 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:25,890 If you make mistakes, it means you're out there doing something 203 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:28,724 and the mistakes in themselves can be very useful. 204 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:33,154 I once misspelled Caroline in a letter, 205 00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:35,839 transposing the A and the O, 206 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,570 and I thought "Coraline 207 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:40,587 looks almost like a real name". 208 00:09:40,587 --> 00:09:43,820 Remember, whatever discipline you're in, 209 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:46,037 whether you're a musician of a photographer, 210 00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:47,603 a fine artist or a cartoonist, 211 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:50,955 a writer, a dancer, a singer, a designer, 212 00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:53,722 whatever you do, you have one thing that's unique: 213 00:09:53,722 --> 00:09:57,324 you have the ability to make art. 214 00:09:57,324 --> 00:10:01,437 And for me, and for so many of the people I've known 215 00:10:01,437 --> 00:10:03,486 that's been a lifesaver. 216 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:04,724 The ultimate lifesaver. 217 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,443 It gets you though good times, and it gets you 218 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:09,102 through the other ones. 219 00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:12,156 Sometimes life is hard, things go wrong 220 00:10:12,156 --> 00:10:16,170 in life, and in love, and in business and in friendship 221 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:20,354 and in health and in all the other ways that life can go wrong. 222 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:24,790 And when things get though, this is what you should do. 223 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:29,204 Make good art. 224 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,639 I'm serious. 225 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:31,957 [laughter] 226 00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:33,937 Husband runs off with a politician? 227 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,090 Make good art. 228 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,927 [laughter] 229 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:42,180 Leg crushed and then eaten by a mutated boa constrictor? 230 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,887 Make good art. 231 00:10:44,887 --> 00:10:47,520 IRS on your trail? Make good art. 232 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:53,939 Cat exploded? Make good art. 233 00:10:53,939 --> 00:10:56,550 Someone on the internet thinks what you're doing 234 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,753 is stupid or evil or it's all been done before? 235 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:01,608 Make good art. 236 00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,786 Probably things will work out somehow, 237 00:11:03,786 --> 00:11:05,970 eventually time will take the sting away 238 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:08,436 and that doesn't even matter. 239 00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:10,786 Do what only you can do best. 240 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:14,070 Make good art. 241 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,469 Make it on the bad days. 242 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:19,557 Make it on the good days too. 243 00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:21,486 And fifthly, while you're at it, 244 00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:23,020 make your art. 245 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,953 Do the stuff that only you can do. 246 00:11:24,953 --> 00:11:26,987 The urge, starting out, is to copy 247 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,554 and that is not a bad thing. 248 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,206 Most of us only find our own voices 249 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,670 after we've sounded like a lot of other people. 250 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,219 [laughter] 251 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:37,804 But one thing that you have, that nobody else has 252 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:45,069 is you, your voice, your mind, your story, your vision. 253 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:47,554 So write and draw and build and play 254 00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:51,254 and dance and live as only you can. 255 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:56,409 The moment that you feel that just possibly 256 00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:58,890 you're walking down the street naked 257 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:01,787 exposing too much of your heart and your mind 258 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:04,654 and what exists on the inside, showing too much of yourself, 259 00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:10,671 that's the moment you may be starting to get it right. 260 00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:12,687 The things I've done that work the best 261 00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,154 were the things I was the least certain about. 262 00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:16,787 The stories where I was sure they would either work 263 00:12:16,787 --> 00:12:20,636 or, more likely, be the kind of embarrassing failures 264 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:25,006 that people would gather together and discuss until the end of time. 265 00:12:25,006 --> 00:12:27,987 They always had that in common: looking back at them 266 00:12:27,987 --> 00:12:31,210 people explain why they were inevitable successes 267 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,120 and when I was doing them I had no idea. 268 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,637 I still don't. 269 00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:37,668 And where would be the fun in making something 270 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,387 you knew was going to work? 271 00:12:39,387 --> 00:12:43,016 And sometimes the things I did really didn't work. 272 00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:45,854 There are stories of mine that have never been reprinted. 273 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:48,920 Some of them have never even left the house. 274 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,867 But I learned as much from them as I did from the things that worked. 275 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:59,472 Ok, sixthly, I'm gonna pass on some secret freelancer knowledge. 276 00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:02,165 Secret knowledge is always good and it's useful 277 00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:05,853 for anyone who ever plans to create art for other people, 278 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,337 to enter a freelance world of any kind. 279 00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:10,169 I learned it in comics 280 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,070 but it applies to other fields too, and it's this. 281 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:18,718 People get hired because, somehow, they get hired. 282 00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:20,453 [laughter] 283 00:13:20,453 --> 00:13:23,822 In my case, I did something which these days would be easy to check 284 00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:25,438 and would get me into a lot of trouble 285 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,988 and when I started out in those pre-internet days 286 00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:30,409 seemed like a sensible career strategy. 287 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:33,878 When I was asked by editors who I'd written for, 288 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:35,238 I lied. 289 00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:37,535 [laughter] 290 00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:40,704 I listed a handful of magazines that sounded likely 291 00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:43,054 and I sounded confident and I got jobs. 292 00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:52,982 [cheering] 293 00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:56,089 I then made it a point of honour to have written 294 00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:58,470 something for each of the magazines I'd listed 295 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,804 to get that first job. 296 00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:02,454 So that I hadn't actually lied, 297 00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:05,390 I had just been chronologically challenged. 298 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,229 [laughter] 299 00:14:07,229 --> 00:14:10,287 But you get work however you get work. 300 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:14,454 But people keep working, in a freelance world 301 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,220 - and more and more of today's world is freelance - 302 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,919 because the work is good 303 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:22,079 and because they're easy to get along with 304 00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:24,956 and because they deliver the work on time. 305 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:28,821 And you don't even need all three. 306 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:31,753 Two out of three is fine. 307 00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:33,487 [laughter] 308 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:36,510 People will tolerate how unpleasant you are 309 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:39,386 if your work is good and you deliver it on time. 310 00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:41,346 [laughter] 311 00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:44,704 People will forgive the lateness of your work 312 00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:46,269 if it's good and they like you. 313 00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:47,225 [laughter] 314 00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:49,638 And you don't have to be as good as everyone else 315 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,977 if you're on time and it's always a pleasure to hear from you. 316 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:55,588 [laughter] 317 00:14:55,588 --> 00:15:04,645 [applause] 318 00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:07,768 So when I agreed to give this address 319 00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:10,833 I thought what is the best piece of advice I was ever given 320 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:15,221 and I realized that it was actually a piece of advice 321 00:15:15,221 --> 00:15:17,506 that I had failed to follow 322 00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:19,416 and it came from Stephen King. 323 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,048 It was 20 years ago, at the height of the success 324 00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:23,366 - the initial success - 325 00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:26,648 of Sandman, the comic I was writing. 326 00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,815 [applause] Oh thank you 327 00:15:28,815 --> 00:15:30,447 I was writing a comic people loved 328 00:15:30,447 --> 00:15:32,348 and they were taking it seriously 329 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,428 and Stephen King liked Sandman 330 00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,814 and my novel with Terry Pratchett, Good Omens, 331 00:15:36,814 --> 00:15:38,863 and he saw the madness that was going on 332 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:41,069 - the long signing lines, all of that stuff - 333 00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:43,236 and his advice to me was this. 334 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:45,514 He said "this is really great 335 00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:48,897 you should enjoy it". 336 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:51,503 And I didn't. 337 00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:54,299 Best advice I ever got that I ignored. 338 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,849 Instead, I worried about it. 339 00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:58,797 I worried about the next deadline, 340 00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,582 the next idea, 341 00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,547 the next story. 342 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:05,116 There wasn't a moment for the next 14 or 15 years 343 00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:07,119 that I wasn't writing something in my head 344 00:16:07,119 --> 00:16:08,431 or wondering about it. 345 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:10,999 And I didn't stop and look around and go: 346 00:16:10,999 --> 00:16:13,882 "this is really fun". 347 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:16,470 I wish I'd enjoyed it more. 348 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,104 It's been an amazing ride, 349 00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,682 but there were parts of the ride that I missed, 350 00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:22,333 because I was too worried about things going wrong, 351 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,132 about what came next, to enjoy the bit that I was on. 352 00:16:25,132 --> 00:16:28,448 That was the hardest lesson for me, I think: 353 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,231 to let go, and enjoy the ride. 354 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,598 Because the ride takes you to some remarkable 355 00:16:33,598 --> 00:16:36,686 and unexpected places. 356 00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:39,683 And here, on this platform, today for me 357 00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:42,182 is one of those places 358 00:16:42,182 --> 00:16:45,896 and I am enjoying myself immensely. 359 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:57,041 [applause] 360 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,859 I'd actually put that in brackets. 361 00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:01,039 Just in case I wasn't, I wouldn't say it. 362 00:17:01,039 --> 00:17:04,871 [laughter] 363 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,546 To all today's graduates: 364 00:17:07,546 --> 00:17:10,784 I wish you luck, luck is useful. 365 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:13,287 Often you will discover that the harder you work 366 00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:15,098 and the more wisely that you work 367 00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:17,401 the luckier you will get. 368 00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:20,367 But there is luck, and it helps. 369 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,515 We're in a transitional world right now 370 00:17:23,515 --> 00:17:26,682 if you're in any kind of artistic field, 371 00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:29,765 because the nature of distribution is changing. 372 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:32,950 The models by which creators got their work out into the world 373 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,969 and got to keep a roof over their head 374 00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:37,074 and buy sandwhiches while they did that 375 00:17:37,074 --> 00:17:39,150 they're all changing. 376 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,517 I talked to people at the top of the food chain 377 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,697 in publishing and bookselling, 378 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,682 in music, in all those areas 379 00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:48,514 and no one knows what the landscape will look like 380 00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:52,132 two years from now, let alone a decade away. 381 00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:54,415 The distribution channels that people have built 382 00:17:54,415 --> 00:17:57,448 over the last century or so, are in flux 383 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,581 for print, for visual artists, for musicians, 384 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:03,247 for creative people of all kinds. 385 00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,248 Which is on the one hand intimidating 386 00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:09,516 and on the other, immensely liberating. 387 00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:12,199 The rules, the assumptions, the now-we're-supposed-tos 388 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:16,015 of how you get your work seen and what you do then, 389 00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:18,658 they're breaking down. 390 00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:22,530 The gatekeepers are leaving their gates. 391 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:26,763 You can be as creative as you need to be, to get your work seen. 392 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:30,613 YouTube and the Web and whatever comes after YouTube and the Web 393 00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:32,398 can give you more people watching 394 00:18:32,398 --> 00:18:34,847 than all television ever did. 395 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,152 The old rules are crumbling 396 00:18:37,152 --> 00:18:40,086 and nobody knows what the new rules are. 397 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,115 So make up your own rules. 398 00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,167 Someone asked me recently how to do 399 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,170 something she thought was going to be difficult, 400 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,449 in this case recording an audiobook. 401 00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:55,067 And I suggested she pretend that she was someone who could do it. 402 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,214 [laughter] 403 00:18:56,214 --> 00:19:00,350 Not pretend to do it, but pretend she was someone who could. 404 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:03,132 She put up a notice to this effect on the studio wall 405 00:19:03,132 --> 00:19:06,267 and she said it helped. 406 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:09,664 So be wise, because the world needs more wisdom 407 00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:13,933 and if you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise 408 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,861 and then just behave like they would. 409 00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:28,542 [applause] 410 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:32,411 And now go, and make interesting mistakes, 411 00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:33,766 make amazing mistakes, 412 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:37,148 make glorious and fantastic mistakes. 413 00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:38,411 Break rules. 414 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,178 Leave the world more interesting for your being here. 415 00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:44,278 Make good art. 416 00:19:44,278 --> 00:19:45,780 Thank you. 417 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:53,580 [applause]