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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.67,0:00:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, medical bullshiters prey on people looking for cures and desperate or bored people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.22,0:00:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will believe what they want to believe. So, just to believe how strong the power
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.21,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of suggestion really is, we spent all day at a popular mall. We set p a bunch of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outrageous fake medical equipment along with our very own fake doctor, who demonstrated our products to a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.59,0:00:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot of willing believers. Like this lady. Tell me a little bit about what your problem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.04,0:00:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is. Oh, my problem is with my right wrist, it is something that kind of comes and goes and it makes it hard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.64,0:00:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for me to move my wrist where it is painful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.98,0:00:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Magnet therapy, in case you didn't know, has been around for thousands of years. The
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.88,0:00:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,idea is that the magnets attract the iron in the blood so if you would like to try it, . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.88,0:00:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure - anything that would help relieve this pain . . ..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.03,0:00:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. We started with a child's toy magnet to see how that would work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.10,0:01:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooo. I do feel . . . Oh it feels like there is something kind of rushing through there . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.57,0:01:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little rushing sensation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.08,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that magnet really seemed to be doing the trick. The only thing is, that earlier we demagnetized
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.23,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the magnets and they were not doing diddley. Since the small magnets worked so well,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.08,0:01:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how would a bigger magnet do? especially a phoney one made out of aluminum rain gutter?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.56,0:01:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.28,0:01:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We want to put it above your hands here and start moving it and you tell me if you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.80,0:01:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel anything. Is that stronger or . . .?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.78,0:01:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I feel it - right in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.56,0:01:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is a little stonger!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.76,0:01:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our fake big boy magnet seemed to be doing the trick. But we were not through yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.55,0:01:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's try our magnomitts, and these not only have magnets on the outside, as you can see,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.84,0:02:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have them sewn on the inside. See if this helps you to make it easier to do that for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.58,0:02:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know something? I actually think I am feeling some kind of relief with this magnet!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.47,0:02:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the magnomitts were really working, so our next product should be even more beneficial. [music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.95,0:02:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our very special magnohat. Our patient gave the product a thorough workout before giving us her verdict.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have kind of a sensation of uh maybe a little more energy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the power of suggestion was working its magic, so we wanted to know how much she would pay for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.84,0:02:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a pair of magnomitts?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.08,0:02:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, magnomits like this? Oh, maybe 30 dollars for the pair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.24,0:02:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, if we worked her, she would go $50.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.60,0:02:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our phony doctor had is own bit of chiropractic fun flammery to try out. But was anyone going to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.22,0:02:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall for it? We have here a chiropractic coat. This is the first comsumer self-adjusting chiropractic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.79,0:03:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coat. it is all done with weights. Can you feel that weight?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.100,0:03:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.08,0:03:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see that you are just sort of listing a little bit to the left here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.10,0:03:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.12,0:03:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can just pull these weights and redistribute them, if you wanted to just stick that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.93,0:03:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there, for example, very simple. Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.32,0:03:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.08,0:03:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we are going to take these weights here, and place them here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.24,0:03:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what we are going to do now is let you walk in the coat, and we will tak to each other
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.63,0:03:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this walky talky.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.77,0:03:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. [Flute music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.48,0:03:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is it feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.71,0:03:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels good, It feels good. Everything feels pretty much balanced. Might have a little more
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.79,0:03:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weight to my left than my right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.80,0:03:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try changing that right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.04,0:03:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I made the adjustment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.22,0:03:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me know how if feels.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels really good. I can feel it working my vertebras.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.04,0:04:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raise your right arm. Lets put the right arm out and the left arm up. Try lifting
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.23,0:04:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your leg onto the bench and just walking forward with your left foot on the bench and your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.04,0:04:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right foot on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.77,0:04:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before using the chirocoat I felt more sluggish and after using the chirocoat I felt more energized,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.24,0:04:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it kind of pulled my vertebras together and made me feel a lot better than I did before.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.22,0:04:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you pay for a coat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.63,0:04:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would pay upwards to about 200 bucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.56,0:04:36.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So - let's go back to the mall to see if someone would take part in our good doctor's most ambitious s
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.64,0:04:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scheme yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.82,0:04:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear your are here to have a little facial with our new patented mucous mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.80,0:04:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.88,0:04:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Snail mucous, for example contains glycoprotein.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.46,0:04:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah - he said snail mucous.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.84,0:04:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are not really going to let us do this - are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.80,0:04:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's start going here. Feel good?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.32,0:05:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmhmm. They are nice and cool on my face.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.72,0:05:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feel that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.22,0:05:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.85,0:05:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As they move its like me feeling across my face - where they leave their mark, my skin
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.03,0:05:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is tightening up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.44,0:05:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah - he is enjoying his snail facial, and it wasn't just him - others went along with this too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.51,0:05:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually this is the first time I have ever heard of the mucous mask. It is a very
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.44,0:05:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,relaxing experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.73,0:05:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels better - I can tell especially underneath my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.00,0:05:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a little circular massaging movement.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.36,0:05:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually it is feeling pretty nice.. Like a mini-massage on my face. Like a little snail massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.26,0:06:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its really cool, I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.37,0:06:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the snails can really sense where those eye wrinkles are and even more important, the snails
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.95,0:06:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really care about getting rid of your wrinkles.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.87,0:06:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But surely people would not pay for this kind of treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.63,0:06:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would probably pay about $25 for a mucous mask treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.71,0:06:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After their relaxing snail facial, it was time to find out what they felt were the benefits
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.40,0:06:33.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the mucous mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.35,0:06:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, the wrinkles are gone around my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.90,0:06:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My face does feel tighter, like I have used an astringent or some type of mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.44,0:06:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all dry under there and now it is nice and smooth and relaxed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.16,0:06:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[music]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.86,0:07:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These people are not stupid, these people are us. People trust others and sadly, sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.02,0:07:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is the problem. We hit the people in the mall with the snail and had a good laugh and
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.99,0:07:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walked off. But some of these other doctors are at best taking money, and at worst hurting people.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.35,0:07:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In between taking people away from treatments that could really help.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.52,0:07:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it is not our job to tell you how to live your life, but you don't want to be ripped off
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.48,0:07:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just because you are not asking enough questions. Fortunately there were plenty of people
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.63,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the mall that knew the snails were bullshit, it just wasn't as funny, so we didn't show that.