Quit acting so friendly.
Don't nod, don't laugh all nicely.
Don't think you'll upend me.
Don't sigh, don't sip your iced tea.
And don't say it's been awhile,
and don't flash that stupid smile.
Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
Don't ask me, ask me,
ask me how I've been!
Don't think I've forgotten,
you never liked that necklace.
So cordial, so rotten!
Kiss kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
And don't show up so on time.
And don't act like you're so kind.
Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
Don't ask me, ask me,
ask me how I've been!
Oooh, ahh. Oh!
Don't ask me, don't ask, oh!
So don't sit there and play just
so frank, so straight, so candid.
So thoughtul, so gracious,
so sound, so evenhanded.
And don't be so damn benign,
and don't waste my fucking time!
Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
Don't ask me, ask me,
ask me how I've been!
Don't ask, don't ask, hey, hey, hey!
Don't ask, don't ask, hey, hey, hey!
Don't ask, don't ask, hey, hey, hey!
Don't ask, don't ask, hey, hey, hey!
Don't, don't ask me.
Don't, don't ask me, don't don't don't.
Don't don't ask me, ask me.
Don't ask me! Don't ask me!
Don't ask me!
Ask me, ask me how I've been!