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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sold)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sold)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Loan)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Off voice] The American Dream.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a reason to call it a dream.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cock cries]\N[Man] Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Off voice] Cockadoodledo, pal!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[knocking]\N(Foreclosed)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man] No, no, no, no no!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any more money!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My job sucks right now, please!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have more money next month!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bank)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't take my house!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bank employee] Is that your signature?\N(Loan contract signed Pile)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dog whines]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man -> Pile] OK, just tell me we'll work something out, OK?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean you said I'm a good credit guy, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait! My dog is in there!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't take my Dream!\N[He weeps]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, how did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Explosion and flare noise]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OUTATIME)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hartman? Is that you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] It's been a long time since the fourth grade.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Is that a time machine?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] There's no need to concern yourself with my stern (?) accomplishments.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just get in. There's not much time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Well, I got to go down to the bank to get my life back.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They took everything!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bank ain't gonna help you now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,.... in the trunk.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a set of balls. Put them on, you're going to need them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] You're going to get my dream back?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] No, pal: you are. I'm here to show you how.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(E=mc squared)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Winter of 2006)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Submitted for your approval:\N1. First National Bank.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is a bank, you ask?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A curious place where both space, time and irony exist -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and yet, don't.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Are you going to be doing that the whole time?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Pay attention, pal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit A: those who have come to deposit and safely store their earned monies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit B: Those who need to borrow said money for purposes unknown.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A voice] Hey, that's me!\N(Not so prime)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ergo.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exhibit C: The bank only has so much money in the vault to lend out to people such as you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Hey! Hey, that's the guy! He took my house!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Really screwing my vibe here, Pile.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Space-time continuum: he can't hear you. Just let me narrate.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now where was I?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you see, by the time he got to you, Pile, his bank was out of money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] But he gave me lots of money and charged me a lot of interest.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yes: that's the only way banks make money,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by making debt loans: debt equals money, Pile.\N(DEBT=MONEY)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember that: debt equals money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more loans they make, the more money they make.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] But if they don't have any money, then where did my money come from?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You're going to want to take a step back.\N(FED)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Whoa! No way!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yes way. And that's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Banker] Hey, buddy! Need some money?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BUM)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile, offscreen] They didn't do that!?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Oh, they did exactly that, pal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember: banks make money by making loans, by selling debt, even to -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bad credit risks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Banker] Yo! Have some money, dude!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sign here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Oh my gosh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Mmm! They called it free money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Yeah! That's exactly what MY loan guy told me: free money!\N(Loan contract signed Pile)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] But it ain't free!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part was offering money to people who don't even need it.\N(We own your ass!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People, Pal, like you.\N(New Home Magazine - New Bank Offers)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Van honks]\N(Bank like family!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] You're right! I didn't need ..... I was happy here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't need it! (4:17)\N(New Home Magazine - New Bank Offers)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bank Like Family)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Why is he sad? He's making all that money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Shh. He's thinking.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clock ticking]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Now wait for it, now wait for it...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, the bank has loaned to everyone in town.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to make more money they have to loan even more.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] More? How much money do they need?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] More...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile yells] What's that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Behold! A black horse riding (?) credit cards.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Refinance your home!!!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Wow! Look! I mean it's going to be okay, everything is going to be okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What now?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Now? Pile, with all this money, we might as well party.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music plays]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Woahao, this is awesome! I needed to get my head clear.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I get back I'm going to straighten all this out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just hope Dream is doing okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Howling]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Barking]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Witch?] I'm going to get you, my pretty.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Yup, he is. I'm sure he is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Burps]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yeah, you put it on his tab. A little something ...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] You know, wait a second Hartman, I just thought of something.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I got this money from the bank
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the bank got this money from the Federal Reserve dump trucks
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Go on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Then, where does the Federal Reserve get their money?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Glass breaks]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] ... mass time ladies, ... mass time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me while I borrow these.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Say, Hartman. Why am I wearing a burglar bikini top?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Because no one is allowed inside the Fed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not you, nor me, no American citizen,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no duly elected member of our Congress,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not the Supreme Court
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Not the Supreme Court?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Not the Supreme Court.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Justice Department, not the CIA, the DIA, FBI, ATF, ATENBC
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even G-O-D.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Knocking]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] How come the government isn't allowed inside its own building?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Government? Pile, the Fed is a private bank, owned by private stockholders,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do NOT let the name "federal" fool you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is about as federal as Federal Express.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] A-a-a private bank?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, private?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman, quietly] Shh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best to keep your voice down Pile.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone ringing]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] This is Ethan, Federal Reserve.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bill] Hey Eth, Bill here, First National.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Hi there Bill, how are ya?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bill] Good, good, we're running a little low on money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] No problem. How much do you need?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bill] Oh, how does 20 million sound?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile, loudly] What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slaps]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Excellent. We'll ship it over first thing tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Wait, he can just call up the Fed and ask for more money
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they give him whatever they want?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] No, Pile. The Fed don't give the banks money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fed loans the banks money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slams]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] The banks have to pay it back with interest.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, ...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Wait wait wait wait, I still don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where does the Fed get their money? I mean if they're a private bank.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said they were a private bank, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so who puts money into the Fed bank?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[US MINT]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone ringing]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mal] This is Mal, United States Mint.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Hiya Mal, First National needs another 20 millies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mal] We're already running the press at full steam here Ethan.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Gotta keep making loans, gotta keep the money flowing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mal] All right, you're the Fed. Whatever you guys say.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twenty million more, by morning!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Horn blowing]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] But I don't get it, what's so wrong about the Fed printing money?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Because it's unconstitutional Pile!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our Treasury is supposed to create our money
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now the Fed controls the printing of Americas money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody gets a friggin' dollar that the Fed didn't print.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] So?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] They print the money, then they loan it to the government
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then they charge the government interest,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then the government taxes you to pay for it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up Pile!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] I don't see what the big deal is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You know, you're right Pile.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Wait a minute, wait, I am?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Yeah, I forget how effective they are at keeping you ignorant.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Well that's okay-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm not ignorant!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Do you even know what money is, Pile?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[10th Century]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pies]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] In the? long, long ago, when people barted
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they traded things they had, for things they wanted.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll trade you my raspberries for that magpie? pie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] I don't want your berries.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Come on, Pile, they're sweet berries.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] They're not sweet, they're old, and I don't like berries.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Give me that fine? pie!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] No.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] As you can see, this moderate? situation created some problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then one day, a Goldsmith walked up and said,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now, everybody thinks gold is valuable,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why doesn't everyone trade gold for things they need?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cheering]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The price was set for gold and now it was very easy to conduct commerce
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because now people could trade gold for all the things they needed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Hartman! Wow, look at all my gold!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Robber snickers evily]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Hey! Hey, stop them! That's my gold!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Damn thieves.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Say there, Pile
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a vault and some guards.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can keep your gold safe for you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a small fee.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Yeah, sure, that'd be awesome.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You see Pile, this is how the first bank made money.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] There you go Pile, I owe you 100 gold coins.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pile] Okay, great!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ethan] Come back anytime and redeem your gold when you want it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will be right here-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my vault.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Now you're holding the very first paper money Pile.