[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.26,0:00:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're still struggling with consent,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.93,0:00:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just imagine instead of initiating sex,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.27,0:00:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're making them a cup of tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.46,0:00:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You say: "Hey, would you like a cup of tea?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.40,0:00:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they go: "Oh my god, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would fucking love a cup of tea!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.60,0:00:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you know they want a cup of tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.19,0:00:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you say: "Would you like a cup of tea?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.74,0:00:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're like: "I'm not really sure."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.18,0:00:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you could make them a cup of tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or not, but be aware:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.52,0:00:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They might not drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they don't drink it, then -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.35,0:00:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and this is the important part -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.29,0:00:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- don't make them drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.68,0:00:37.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because you made it doesn't mean
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.59,0:00:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're entitled to watch them drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.73,0:00:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they say "no, thank you."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.67,0:00:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then don't make them tea, at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.60,0:00:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just don't make them tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.54,0:00:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make them drink tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't get annoyed at them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.71,0:00:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for not wanting tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.28,0:00:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they just don't want tea, ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.92,0:00:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They might say: "Yes please,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.45,0:00:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's kind of you"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.79,0:00:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then when the tea arrives,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.41,0:01:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they actually don't want the tea at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.24,0:01:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure that's kind of annyoing as you've
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.99,0:01:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone all the effort of making the tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.42,0:01:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they remain under no obligation to drink the tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.41,0:01:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They did want tea, now they don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.42,0:01:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people change their mind in the time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.99,0:01:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it takes to boil the kettle, brew the tea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.19,0:01:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and add the milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.33,0:01:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's ok for people to change their mind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you are still not entitled to watch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.86,0:01:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they're unconscious, don't make them tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.66,0:01:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unconscious people don't want tea and they
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.85,0:01:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't answer the question "do you want tea?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they're unconscious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.10,0:01:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, maybe they were conscious when you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asked them if they wanted tea and they
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.72,0:01:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said yes, but in the time it took you to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.70,0:01:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boil the kettle, brew the tea and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.05,0:01:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,add the milk, they are now unconscious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.96,0:01:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should just put the tea down,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.67,0:01:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure the unconscious person is safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.17,0:01:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is the important part again:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.28,0:01:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make them drink the tea!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.95,0:01:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said yes then, but unconscious people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.31,0:01:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't want tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.45,0:01:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone said yes to tea, started
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.73,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drinking it and then passed out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.00,0:02:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before they finished it, don't keep on
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.96,0:02:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pouring it down their throat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.96,0:02:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take the tea away, make sure they're safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.36,0:02:09.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because unconscious people don't want tea, trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.44,0:02:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone said yes to tea around your
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.72,0:02:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house last saturday, that doesn't mean they want
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.19,0:02:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you to make them tea all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.44,0:02:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't want you to come around at their
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.40,0:02:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,place unexpectedly and make them tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.49,0:02:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,force them to drink it, going:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But you wanted tea last week"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.85,0:02:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or to wake up to find you pouring
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.72,0:02:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tea down their throat, going:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.72,0:02:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But you wanted tea last night"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.18,0:02:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can understand how completely
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.38,0:02:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ludicrous it is to force people to have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.18,0:02:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tea when they don't want tea, and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.71,0:02:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're able to understand when people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.35,0:02:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't want tea, then how hard is it to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.50,0:02:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand when it comes to sex?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.34,0:02:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wether it's tea or sex,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.40,0:02:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consent is everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.82,0:02:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And on that note, I'm going to go
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.63,0:02:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make myself a cup of tea.