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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.02,0:00:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine if marriage didn't exist,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're a guy, and you ask a woman to get married.\NImagine what that conversation would be like.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.41,0:00:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd be like "Hey, so, um, \Nyou know, we've been hangin' out together all the time,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.93,0:00:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spending a lot of time together and everything."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.90,0:00:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}In woman's voice.{\i0}]\N"Yeah yeah, I know."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}In man's voice{\i0}] \N"I wanna keep doin' that 'til you're dead."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1} Audience laughs.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.46,0:00:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}Imitating woman{\i0}] "Wh--what??"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.84,0:00:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As man{\i0}] "I wanna keep hangin' out \Nwith you 'til one of us dies."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.05,0:00:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.73,0:00:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As man{\i0}] "Put this ring on your finger\Nso people know we have an arrangement."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.47,0:00:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As woman{\i0}] \N"Wh...wh... who's that guy?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.36,0:00:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As man{\i0}] "He's a priest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.99,0:00:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I want you to swear to God\Nyou won't back out of this deal."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.94,0:00:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs and applauds.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.23,0:00:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As woman{\i0}]\N"Wh... what's he wheeling in?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.88,0:00:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As man{\i0}] \N"It's a cake with two tiny dolls that look like us."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.73,0:00:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.76,0:00:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"EAT A SLICE!!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.13,0:00:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs.{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.76,0:00:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now feed a little bit to me!" \N[{\i1}Munching noises.{\i0}] [{\i1}Audience laughs.{\i0}]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.14,0:01:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As woman{\i0}] \N[Sobbing.] "This is really strange!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.16,0:01:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are we doing this??"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.12,0:01:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}As man{\i0}] \N"Tax purposes."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.94,0:01:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ {\i1}Audience laughs and applauds.{\i0} ]