[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.26,0:00:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CORONAVIRUS Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.38,0:00:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,APOCALYPSE Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.72,0:00:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOW Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALREADY Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.88,0:00:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TOILET Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.06,0:00:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PAPER Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.26,0:00:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,URGENT Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how is it in isolation? Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sanitizer, yeah Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.60,0:00:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm in Indonesia right now Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.26,0:00:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm tired a little bit of all of this... Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't even know what's worse Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.36,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like coronavirus itself\Nor panic around it Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.12,0:00:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a person with a good sense of humour... Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.20,0:00:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bismillah! Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.74,0:00:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-m-m Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.64,0:00:49.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-m-m Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say we need to work on immune system Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is starfruit, you know? Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.18,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here are my thoughts on all of this Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.12,0:01:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are free to share yours Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.34,0:01:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You obviously have some thoughts Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.86,0:01:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What irritates me the most,\NChinese are always to blame. Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.64,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rising discrimination\Nagainst Asian people. Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.64,0:01:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not nice, yeah Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.78,0:01:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next thing to talk about. Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.56,0:01:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There were 20 Ukrainians coming from Wuhan. Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.20,0:01:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 Ukrainians,huh\Nstraight from the epicentre. Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.62,0:01:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, guys, right from the epicentre! Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.64,0:01:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All negative. Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.62,0:01:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But only one fantastic tourist\Ncoming back from Italy Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.24,0:01:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and first case for Ukraine Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.16,0:01:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How come? Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.32,0:01:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Immune system, folks! Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.56,0:01:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coronavirus treatment. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:01:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No jokes! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.06,0:02:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching CNN these days\Nsometimes feels disgusting Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.78,0:02:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well friends\NI also have this kind of bun. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.08,0:02:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Indonesian pastry Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.86,0:02:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manado cake Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.80,0:02:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spread around... Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.94,0:02:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a sec.\NWhere is Manado? Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.02,0:02:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sulawesi Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.90,0:02:36.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.72,0:02:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sulawesi Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.08,0:02:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sulawesi island Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.84,0:02:43.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there is Manado city? Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.66,0:02:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the food of Manado Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.46,0:02:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Called Panado Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.82,0:02:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panada. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.72,0:02:48.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panada! Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.96,0:02:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Sulawesi island bun Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.88,0:02:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crazy thing with fish filling. Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.34,0:03:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eating fish and zinc now Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.18,0:03:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for all the good things,\Nyou know Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.72,0:03:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Friends, I'm from, Odessa Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and frankly speaking\Nneed to use humorous approach Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.34,0:03:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's my duty,\Nit's a must for me Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.36,0:03:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's who I am, born this way Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.70,0:03:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that bullshit: stay home? Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.18,0:03:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was shocked subway shut down Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.86,0:03:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thankful I'm not in Kyiv now Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.06,0:03:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is it? Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.96,0:03:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do we have? Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.18,0:03:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ukraine confirms 7 cases Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.16,0:03:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the panic is like,\Nall Ukraine is done Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.22,0:03:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.76,0:03:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second is Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.80,0:03:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't even think of CNN. Seriously Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.04,0:03:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got nothing to watch here,\Nso I go with CNN. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.04,0:03:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm forced to Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.24,0:03:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know? Forced participant Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.36,0:03:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't seen anything like that Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.70,0:03:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trump is constantly exaggerating Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.78,0:03:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We've lost 50 people",\N"We've lost 60 people". Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.94,0:04:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, how many do you lose due to gun politics\Nwhich is crazy in USA Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.78,0:04:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your teenagers are free\Nto use shotguns Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.42,0:04:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallo! Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.76,0:04:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since when is he\Nso devoted democrat? Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.76,0:04:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taking care of American population Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.94,0:04:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well. okay, no problems Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.16,0:04:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even USA doesn't close\Nall aviation borders Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.30,0:04:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like whoever Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.50,0:04:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.52,0:04:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The thing is... Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.08,0:04:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lord, I'm so full again Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.92,0:04:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the bun, m-m-m, trust me Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.86,0:04:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, to make it clear,\NI have another bun Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.68,0:04:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know yeah... Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.32,0:04:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.50,0:04:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not ruling out virus exists, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.54,0:04:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moreover I think it does Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.54,0:04:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this kind of response to virus suitable? Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.10,0:04:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is the question Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.02,0:04:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lockdown the whole world,\Nstay quarantined. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.52,0:05:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly in the times of,\Nthe fall of a stock market Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.88,0:05:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think except virus there are something Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.40,0:05:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,authorities only know Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.98,0:05:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panic is huge Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.96,0:05:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another think I love-\Nspeculation on country development Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.54,0:05:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of African continent,\NSouth-East Asia or elsewhere Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.06,0:05:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have low degree of cases, Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.90,0:05:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause not being tested properly Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.84,0:05:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No doubts, but Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.54,0:05:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a sec, then why Canada has\Nonly 600 cases, Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.38,0:05:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and America, sorry USA -\N6.5 k? Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.14,0:05:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 times difference Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.34,0:05:50.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighbouring countries! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.60,0:05:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are neighbouring countries Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.28,0:06:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This coronavirus\Nmakes me unstable and eat more Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.96,0:06:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.30,0:06:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ukrainians are stuck in Dubai, Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.90,0:06:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are stuck here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.02,0:06:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not that stuck Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.24,0:06:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our embassies are trying,\Ntheir best. Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.74,0:06:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to prolong... Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.08,0:06:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,permit,\Nopportunity to prolong... Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.76,0:06:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know:\N"Just be back in 3 days". Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.18,0:06:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, you know how much\Nmoney I need to give? Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.76,0:06:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ticket to Indonesia\Nis 1 grand Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.90,0:06:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine me\Nrunning home in 2 days to get into quarantine. Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.56,0:06:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Zelenskiy, you are funny for sure,\Nbut what the hell? Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.04,0:06:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All USA citizens\Nare free to be back home, Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.36,0:06:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no problems Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.96,0:06:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Ukraine condition\Nis not at that point Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.78,0:07:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to take so strict precautions Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.52,0:07:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is needed no doubts Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.20,0:07:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quarantine is quarantine,\Nstay home, jerk off home, no doubts. Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.74,0:07:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but damn there must be some limit\Nor how? Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.08,0:07:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favourite myth about coronavirus,\Nthe most favourite Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.88,0:07:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,summer is coming virus is dying Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.46,0:07:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I'm dying here,\Nit's 35 Celsius, hallo! Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.18,0:07:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indonesia gains everyday\N30 new cases. Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.34,0:07:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine that Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.70,0:07:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Malaysia lockdown Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.24,0:07:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, 35 degrees.\NDo you realize what it is? Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.32,0:07:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it summer?\NIs it fucking spring? Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.82,0:07:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dying here day by day Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.22,0:07:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heat kills me Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.02,0:07:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Summer time?\NSummer starts Virus ends? Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.26,0:07:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't count on that Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.62,0:07:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it exists, of course Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.12,0:07:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If coronavirus exists, of course Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.96,0:07:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh boy! Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.90,0:08:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm done.\NJust done here Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.96,0:08:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, here are some statistics\Nneeded for a starter Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.06,0:08:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a good website,\NWorldometer, Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.28,0:08:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Worldometers info coronavirus Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.14,0:08:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here we go\NCoronavirus cases are 202'259 Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.82,0:08:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death cases count,\N8 k and some. Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.66,0:08:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8 thousand Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.88,0:08:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, losing my breath.\NAbout to die now Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.78,0:08:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will count as coronavirus,\Ncause using mask! Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.48,0:08:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, understand? Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.64,0:08:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panic, anxiety Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.58,0:08:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm bitten by mosquitos Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.52,0:08:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all over.. Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.82,0:08:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see, nature\Nreal shit Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.86,0:08:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beauty surrounds me tho\Nno words to describe Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.30,0:08:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death rate of Seasonal flu \Naccording to Health line site Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.68,0:08:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also according to WHO Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.24,0:08:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ranges between 250 thousand people to 600 thousand. Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.26,0:09:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we divide the average\N400 thousand within 12 months Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.36,0:09:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have 33 thousand people per month Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.90,0:09:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dies every month of seasonal flu Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.78,0:09:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not bad, yeah? Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.12,0:09:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not bad at all Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.42,0:09:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why is this forgotten? Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.84,0:09:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why death of a seasonal flu doesn’t lead,\Nto lockdowns Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.50,0:09:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody speculates on,\Nface masks or sanitizers? Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.68,0:09:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or other bullshit Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.32,0:09:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for sure Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.30,0:09:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is about Easter?\NEaster coming Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.58,0:09:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easter vigil: are we in? Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.20,0:09:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is it? Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.64,0:09:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to think about it Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.28,0:09:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ramadan is coming Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.48,0:09:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we about to do smth? Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.04,0:09:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay at home and wait for instructions. Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.14,0:09:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Need to think what to do.\NWhats popping? Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.90,0:09:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subway is closed, flights suspended. Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.00,0:09:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Staying home.\NMasks are out of stock, sanitizers also. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.48,0:10:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope everyone did buy toilet paper? Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.84,0:10:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, that's important! Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.16,0:10:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The most important thing to fight virus\Nis toilet paper! Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.46,0:10:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How? Suits me well? Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.70,0:10:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call it Corona Fashion Week. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.94,0:10:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My last message: Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.24,0:10:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wash hands, really keep distancing\Nespecially next to those who cough Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.50,0:10:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Follow all the precautions. Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.26,0:10:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat healthy:\Nginger, curcuma, all these things Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.96,0:10:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't lose your mind, please Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.98,0:10:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do that! Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.30,0:10:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh getting used to it,\Nliving on the edge half robot half human Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.96,0:10:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go to bed with sanitizer,\NI wake up also with it Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.40,0:10:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The end! Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.50,0:10:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye!