CORONAVIRUS
APOCALYPSE
NOW
ALREADY
TOILET
PAPER
URGENT
Hey, how is it in isolation?
Sanitizer, yeah
So, I'm in Indonesia right now
I'm tired a little bit of all of this...
Don't even know what's worse
like coronavirus itself
or panic around it
I'm a person with a good sense of humour...
Bismillah!
M-m-m
M-m-m
They say we need to work on immune system
This is starfruit, you know?
Well, here are my thoughts on all of this
you are free to share yours
You obviously have some thoughts
What irritates me the most,
Chinese are always to blame.
Rising discrimination
against Asian people.
Not nice, yeah
Next thing to talk about.
There were 20 Ukrainians coming from Wuhan.
20 Ukrainians,huh
straight from the epicentre.
Fuck, guys, right from the epicentre!
All negative.
But only one fantastic tourist
coming back from Italy
and first case for Ukraine
How come?
Immune system, folks!
Coronavirus treatment.
No jokes!
Watching CNN these days
sometimes feels disgusting
Like, come on.
Well friends
I also have this kind of bun.
It's Indonesian pastry
Manado cake
Spread around...
Just a sec.
Where is Manado?
Sulawesi
Oh yes
So
Sulawesi
Sulawesi island
and there is Manado city?
This is the food of Manado
Called Panado
Panada.
Panada!
So, Sulawesi island bun
Crazy thing with fish filling.
Eating fish and zinc now
for all the good things,
you know
Friends, I'm from, Odessa
and frankly speaking
need to use humorous approach
it's my duty,
it's a must for me
That's who I am, born this way
What's that bullshit: stay home?
I was shocked subway shut down
Thankful I'm not in Kyiv now
How is it?
What do we have?
Ukraine confirms 7 cases
but the panic is like,
all Ukraine is done
First of all
Second is
Don't even think of CNN. Seriously
I've got nothing to watch here,
so I go with CNN.
I'm forced to
You know? Forced participant
Haven't seen anything like that
Trump is constantly exaggerating
"We've lost 50 people",
"We've lost 60 people".
Man, how many do you lose due to gun politics
which is crazy in USA
Your teenagers are free
to use shotguns
Hallo!
Since when is he
so devoted democrat?
taking care of American population
Well. okay, no problems
Even USA doesn't close
all aviation borders
Like whoever
Oh!
The thing is...
Lord, I'm so full again
but the bun, m-m-m, trust me
well, to make it clear,
I have another bun
you know yeah...
Seriously,
I'm not ruling out virus exists, okay?
Moreover I think it does
Is this kind of response to virus suitable?
that is the question
Lockdown the whole world,
stay quarantined.
Exactly in the times of,
the fall of a stock market
I think except virus there are something
authorities only know
Panic is huge
Another think I love-
speculation on country development
Kind of African continent,
South-East Asia or elsewhere
have low degree of cases,
cause not being tested properly
No doubts, but
Wait a sec, then why Canada has
only 600 cases,
and America, sorry USA -
6.5 k?
10 times difference
neighbouring countries!
They are neighbouring countries
This coronavirus
makes me unstable and eat more
What the hell?
Ukrainians are stuck in Dubai,
we are stuck here.
not that stuck
Our embassies are trying,
their best.
trying to prolong...
permit,
opportunity to prolong...
You know:
"Just be back in 3 days".
Dude, you know how much
money I need to give?
My ticket to Indonesia
is 1 grand
Imagine me
running home in 2 days to get into quarantine.
Mr. Zelenskiy, you are funny for sure,
but what the hell?
All USA citizens
are free to be back home,
no problems
I think Ukraine condition
is not at that point
to take so strict precautions
It is needed no doubts
Quarantine is quarantine,
stay home, jerk off home, no doubts.
but damn there must be some limit
or how?
My favourite myth about coronavirus,
the most favourite
summer is coming virus is dying
Guys, I'm dying here,
it's 35 Celsius, hallo!
Indonesia gains everyday
30 new cases.
Imagine that
Malaysia lockdown
Guys, 35 degrees.
Do you realize what it is?
Isn't it summer?
Is it fucking spring?
I'm dying here day by day
Heat kills me
Summer time?
Summer starts Virus ends?
Don't count on that
If it exists, of course
If coronavirus exists, of course
Ohhh boy!
I'm done.
Just done here
Hey, here are some statistics
needed for a starter
There is a good website,
Worldometer,
Worldometers info coronavirus
So here we go
Coronavirus cases are 202'259
Death cases count,
8 k and some.
8 thousand
Fuck, losing my breath.
About to die now
Will count as coronavirus,
cause using mask!
That's it, understand?
Panic, anxiety
I'm bitten by mosquitos
all over..
you see, nature
real shit
beauty surrounds me tho
no words to describe
Death rate of Seasonal flu
according to Health line site
and also according to WHO
ranges between 250 thousand people to 600 thousand.
If we divide the average
400 thousand within 12 months
we have 33 thousand people per month
dies every month of seasonal flu
Not bad, yeah?
Not bad at all
But why is this forgotten?
why death of a seasonal flu doesn’t lead,
to lockdowns
Nobody speculates on,
face masks or sanitizers?
or other bullshit
for sure
What is about Easter?
Easter coming
Easter vigil: are we in?
How is it?
It's time to think about it
Ramadan is coming
Are we about to do smth?
Stay at home and wait for instructions.
Need to think what to do.
Whats popping?
Subway is closed, flights suspended.
Staying home.
Masks are out of stock, sanitizers also.
Hope everyone did buy toilet paper?
Guys, that's important!
The most important thing to fight virus
is toilet paper!
How? Suits me well?
I call it Corona Fashion Week.
My last message:
Wash hands, really keep distancing
especially next to those who cough
Follow all the precautions.
Eat healthy:
ginger, curcuma, all these things
But don't lose your mind, please
Don't do that!
Ohh getting used to it,
living on the edge half robot half human
I go to bed with sanitizer,
I wake up also with it
The end!
Bye!