WEBVTT 00:00:08.380 --> 00:00:09.561 Thank you. 00:00:16.270 --> 00:00:21.200 There once was a king in India, a Maharaja and for his birthday, a decree went out 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:24.200 that all the chiefs should bring gifts fit for a king. 00:00:24.400 --> 00:00:28.370 Some brought fine silks, some brought fancy swords, 00:00:28.370 --> 00:00:29.490 some brought gold. 00:00:29.490 --> 00:00:32.659 At the end of the line came walking a very wrinkled little old man 00:00:32.659 --> 00:00:36.630 who'd walked up from his village many days journey by the sea. 00:00:36.630 --> 00:00:41.150 And as he walked up the king's son asked, "What gift do you bring for the King?" 00:00:41.457 --> 00:00:44.750 And the old man very slowly opened his hand to reveal 00:00:44.750 --> 00:00:49.600 a very beautiful seashell, with swirls of purple and yellow, red and blue. 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:51.380 And the King's son said, 00:00:51.460 --> 00:00:54.400 "That's no gift for the King! What kind of gift is that?" 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.400 The old man looked up at him slowly and said, 00:00:57.590 --> 00:01:00.750 "Long walk... part of gift." 00:01:01.060 --> 00:01:02.560 (Laughter) 00:01:02.900 --> 00:01:05.970 In a few moments, I'm going to give you a gift, 00:01:05.970 --> 00:01:08.270 a gift that I believe is a gift worth spreading. 00:01:08.290 --> 00:01:10.050 But before I do, let me take you on 00:01:10.050 --> 00:01:11.960 my long walk. 00:01:12.160 --> 00:01:13.740 Like most of you, 00:01:13.740 --> 00:01:15.320 I started life as a little kid. 00:01:15.320 --> 00:01:17.460 How many of you started life as a little kid? 00:01:17.460 --> 00:01:18.510 Born young? 00:01:18.740 --> 00:01:20.500 About half of you... Ok... 00:01:20.570 --> 00:01:21.590 (Laughter) 00:01:21.820 --> 00:01:24.910 And the rest of you, what? You were born full-grown? 00:01:25.060 --> 00:01:27.640 Boy, I want to meet your momma! 00:01:27.820 --> 00:01:29.460 Talk about impossible! 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:34.740 As a little kid, I always had a fascination with doing the impossible. 00:01:35.620 --> 00:01:38.880 Today is a day I've been looking forward to for many years, 00:01:38.880 --> 00:01:41.000 because today is the day I'm going to attempt 00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:43.620 to do the impossible right before your very eyes, 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:45.460 right here at TEDxMaastricht. 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:48.160 I'm going to start 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:50.880 by revealing the ending: 00:01:51.220 --> 00:01:52.640 And I'm going to prove to you 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:54.940 that the impossible is not impossible. 00:01:55.300 --> 00:01:58.210 And I'm going to end by giving you a gift worth spreading: 00:01:58.210 --> 00:02:01.350 I'm going to show you that you can do the impossible in your life. 00:02:02.660 --> 00:02:05.420 In my quest to do the impossible, I've found that there are 00:02:05.420 --> 00:02:08.230 two things that are universal among people around the world. 00:02:08.230 --> 00:02:09.870 Everybody has fears, 00:02:09.870 --> 00:02:11.640 and everyone has dreams. 00:02:12.900 --> 00:02:17.560 In my quest to do the impossible, I've found there are three things 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:20.100 that I've done over my years that have 00:02:20.110 --> 00:02:23.290 kind of caused me to do the impossible: 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:26.900 Dodgeball, or as you call it "Trefbal", 00:02:27.290 --> 00:02:28.360 Superman, 00:02:28.460 --> 00:02:29.460 and Mosquito. 00:02:29.460 --> 00:02:30.810 Those are my three keywords. 00:02:30.810 --> 00:02:33.500 Now you know why I do the impossible in my life. 00:02:33.610 --> 00:02:36.220 So I'm going to take you on my journey, my long walk 00:02:36.320 --> 00:02:38.680 from fears to dreams, 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:40.980 from words to swords, 00:02:41.160 --> 00:02:42.740 from Dodgeball 00:02:42.850 --> 00:02:44.020 to Superman 00:02:44.020 --> 00:02:45.340 to Mosquito. 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:47.360 And I hope to show you 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:49.900 how you can do the impossible in your life. 00:02:52.480 --> 00:02:54.934 October 4th, 2007. 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:58.120 My heart was racing, my knees were shaking 00:02:58.120 --> 00:02:59.340 as I stepped out on stage 00:02:59.340 --> 00:03:00.930 at Sanders Theatre 00:03:01.040 --> 00:03:03.240 Harvard University to accept 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:06.160 the 2007 Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine 00:03:06.160 --> 00:03:08.660 for a medical research paper I'd co-written 00:03:08.660 --> 00:03:10.270 called "Sword Swallowing... 00:03:10.420 --> 00:03:11.740 ... and its Side Effects". 00:03:11.870 --> 00:03:13.275 (Laughter) 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:17.880 It was published in a little journal that I'd never read before, 00:03:18.460 --> 00:03:20.419 the British Medical Journal. 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.740 And for me, that was an impossible dream come true, 00:03:24.900 --> 00:03:28.120 it was an unexpected surprise for someone like me, 00:03:28.130 --> 00:03:31.459 it was an honor I will never ever forget. 00:03:31.459 --> 00:03:34.539 But it wasn't the most memorable part of my life. 00:03:35.540 --> 00:03:37.640 On October 4th, 1967, 00:03:38.020 --> 00:03:40.260 this scared, shy, skinny, wimpy kid 00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:43.120 suffered from extreme fears. 00:03:43.460 --> 00:03:45.579 As he got ready to step out on stage, 00:03:45.579 --> 00:03:47.234 his heart was racing, 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:49.162 his knees were shaking. 00:03:49.780 --> 00:03:52.120 He went to open his mouth to speak, 00:03:56.490 --> 00:03:58.130 the words just would not come out. 00:03:58.130 --> 00:04:00.040 He stood trembling in tears. 00:04:00.630 --> 00:04:02.360 He was paralyzed in panic, 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:03.760 frozen in fear. 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:06.130 This scared, shy, skinny wimpy kid 00:04:06.130 --> 00:04:08.142 suffered from extreme fears. 00:04:08.649 --> 00:04:10.330 He had fear of the dark, 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:11.640 fear of heights, 00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:13.040 fear of spiders and snakes... 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:15.140 Any of you afraid of spiders and snakes? 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:16.660 Yeah, a few of you... 00:04:16.660 --> 00:04:19.079 He had a fear of water and sharks... 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:21.939 Fear of doctors and nurses and dentists, 00:04:21.939 --> 00:04:24.680 and needles and drills and sharp objects. 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.380 But more than anything, he had a fear of 00:04:27.470 --> 00:04:28.470 people. 00:04:29.380 --> 00:04:31.530 That scared, shy skinny wimpy kid 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:32.570 was me. 00:04:33.320 --> 00:04:35.997 I had a fear of failure and rejection, 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.520 low self-esteem, inferiority complex, 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:42.840 and something we didn't even know you could sign up for back then: 00:04:42.840 --> 00:04:44.660 social anxiety disorder. 00:04:44.955 --> 00:04:48.610 Because I had fears, the bullies would tease me and beat me up. 00:04:48.610 --> 00:04:52.240 They used to laugh and call me names, They never let me play in any of their 00:04:52.300 --> 00:04:54.260 reindeer games. 00:04:55.020 --> 00:04:58.056 Ah, there was one game they used to let me play in... 00:04:58.100 --> 00:04:59.427 Dodgeball - 00:04:59.500 --> 00:05:01.443 and I was not a good dodger. 00:05:01.760 --> 00:05:03.500 The bullies would call my name, 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:05.970 and I'd look up and see these red dodge balls 00:05:05.970 --> 00:05:08.200 hurtling at my face at supersonic speeds 00:05:08.210 --> 00:05:09.950 bam, bam, bam! 00:05:10.580 --> 00:05:13.220 And I remember many days walking home from school, 00:05:13.300 --> 00:05:18.180 my face was red and stinging, my ears were red and ringing. 00:05:18.180 --> 00:05:21.140 My eyes were burning with tears, 00:05:21.180 --> 00:05:23.515 and their words were burning in my ears. 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:25.000 And whoever said, 00:05:25.020 --> 00:05:28.660 "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me"... 00:05:28.880 --> 00:05:30.131 It's a lie. 00:05:30.310 --> 00:05:31.980 Words can cut like a knife. 00:05:31.980 --> 00:05:34.030 Words can pierce like a sword. 00:05:34.210 --> 00:05:36.040 Words can make wounds that are so deep 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:37.780 they can't be seen. 00:05:38.150 --> 00:05:41.070 So I had fears. And words were my worst enemy. 00:05:41.260 --> 00:05:42.491 Still are. 00:05:43.355 --> 00:05:45.300 But I also had dreams. 00:05:45.300 --> 00:05:47.980 I would go home and I'd escape to Superman comics 00:05:47.980 --> 00:05:49.774 and I'd read Superman comic books 00:05:49.774 --> 00:05:53.440 and I dreamed I wanted to be a superhero like Superman. 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:56.240 I wanted to fight for truth and justice, 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.680 I wanted to fight against villains and kryptonite, 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:02.895 I wanted to fly around the world doing superhuman feats and saving lives. 00:06:03.400 --> 00:06:05.850 I also had a fascination with things that were real. 00:06:05.860 --> 00:06:09.460 I'd read Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley's Believe It or Not book. 00:06:09.460 --> 00:06:13.080 Any of you ever read Guinness Book of World Records or Ripley's? 00:06:13.100 --> 00:06:14.390 I love those books! 00:06:14.390 --> 00:06:16.270 I saw real people doing real feats. 00:06:16.270 --> 00:06:17.790 And I said, I want to do that. 00:06:17.790 --> 00:06:19.330 If the bullies will not let me 00:06:19.330 --> 00:06:21.030 play in any of their sports games, 00:06:21.030 --> 00:06:23.335 I want to do real magic, real feats. 00:06:23.335 --> 00:06:26.659 I want to do something really remarkable that those bullies can't do. 00:06:26.659 --> 00:06:28.609 I want to find my purpose and calling, 00:06:28.609 --> 00:06:30.729 I want to know that my life has meaning, 00:06:30.729 --> 00:06:33.320 I want to do something incredible to change the world; 00:06:33.320 --> 00:06:36.960 I want to prove the impossible is not impossible. 00:06:38.340 --> 00:06:40.240 Fast forward 10 years - 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.706 It was the week before my 21st birthday. 00:06:42.819 --> 00:06:46.799 Two things happened in one day that would change my life forever. 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.391 I was living in Tamil Nadu, South India 00:06:49.540 --> 00:06:51.020 I was a missionary there, 00:06:51.020 --> 00:06:53.090 and my mentor, my friend asked me, 00:06:53.090 --> 00:06:54.720 "Do you have Thromes, Daniel?" 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:57.440 And I said, "Thromes? What are Thromes?" 00:06:57.440 --> 00:07:00.490 He said, "Thromes are major life goals. 00:07:00.490 --> 00:07:04.630 They're a combination of dreams and goals, like if you could 00:07:04.630 --> 00:07:07.240 do anything you want to do, go anyplace you want to go 00:07:07.240 --> 00:07:08.479 be anyone you want to be, 00:07:08.479 --> 00:07:10.356 where would you go? What would you do? 00:07:10.356 --> 00:07:11.280 Who'd you be? 00:07:11.280 --> 00:07:14.500 I said, "I can't do that! I'm too scared! I've got too many fears!" 00:07:14.500 --> 00:07:17.800 That night I took my rice mat up on the roof of the bungalow, 00:07:17.810 --> 00:07:19.259 laid out underneath the stars, 00:07:19.259 --> 00:07:21.869 and watched the bats dive bomb for mosquitoes. 00:07:21.869 --> 00:07:26.200 And all I could think about were thromes, and dreams and goals, 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:28.360 and those bullies with the dodgeballs. 00:07:28.760 --> 00:07:30.730 A few hours later I woke up. 00:07:31.220 --> 00:07:33.940 My heart was racing, my knees were shaking. 00:07:34.080 --> 00:07:36.020 This time it wasn't with fear. 00:07:36.420 --> 00:07:38.395 My entire body was convulsing. 00:07:38.500 --> 00:07:40.180 And for the next five days 00:07:40.330 --> 00:07:44.199 I was in and out of consciousness, on my deathbed fighting for my life. 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:48.239 My brain was burning up with 105 degree malaria fever. 00:07:48.390 --> 00:07:51.600 And whenever I was conscious, all I could think about were thromes. 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:53.820 I thought, "What do I want to do with my life?" 00:07:53.950 --> 00:07:56.380 Finally, on the night before my 21st birthday, 00:07:56.380 --> 00:07:58.030 in a moment of clarity, 00:07:58.030 --> 00:07:59.639 I came to a realization: 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:02.100 I realized that little mosquito, 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:05.020 Anopheles Stephensi, 00:08:05.280 --> 00:08:06.610 that little mosquito 00:08:06.610 --> 00:08:08.390 that weighed less than 5 micrograms 00:08:08.390 --> 00:08:09.810 less than a grain of salt, 00:08:09.810 --> 00:08:12.780 if that mosquito could take out a 170 pound man, 80 kilo man, 00:08:12.780 --> 00:08:14.860 I realized that was my kryptonite. 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.150 Then I realized, no, no, it's not the mosquito, 00:08:17.150 --> 00:08:19.480 It's the little parasite inside the mosquito, 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:23.160 Plasmodium Falciparum, that kills over a million people a year. 00:08:23.509 --> 00:08:25.999 Then I realized No, no, it's even smaller than that, 00:08:25.999 --> 00:08:28.550 but to me, it seemed so much greater. 00:08:28.550 --> 00:08:29.640 I realized, 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:31.270 fear was my kryptonite, 00:08:31.270 --> 00:08:32.140 my parasite, 00:08:32.140 --> 00:08:34.990 that had crippled and paralyzed me my entire life. 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:38.080 You know, there's a difference between danger and fear. 00:08:38.109 --> 00:08:39.699 Danger is real. 00:08:39.990 --> 00:08:42.010 Fear is a choice. 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:44.309 And I realized I had a choice: 00:08:44.309 --> 00:08:48.180 I could either live in fear, and die in failure that night, 00:08:49.070 --> 00:08:52.080 or I could put my fears to death, and I could 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:56.060 reach for my dreams, I could dare to live life. 00:08:56.680 --> 00:08:59.560 And you know, there's something about being on your deathbed 00:08:59.560 --> 00:09:04.080 and facing death that actually makes you really want to live life. 00:09:04.180 --> 00:09:07.140 I realized everyone dies, not everyone really lives. 00:09:08.040 --> 00:09:09.890 It's in dying that we we live. 00:09:09.890 --> 00:09:11.580 You know, when you learn to die, 00:09:11.580 --> 00:09:13.070 you really learn to live. 00:09:13.070 --> 00:09:15.140 So I decided I was going to change 00:09:15.140 --> 00:09:16.420 my story that night. 00:09:16.915 --> 00:09:18.230 I did not want to die. 00:09:18.230 --> 00:09:20.010 So I prayed a little prayer, I said, 00:09:20.010 --> 00:09:22.230 "God, if you let me live to my 21st birthday, 00:09:22.230 --> 00:09:24.544 I will not let fear rule my life any longer. 00:09:24.670 --> 00:09:26.520 I'm going to put my fears to death, 00:09:26.520 --> 00:09:29.530 I'm going to reach for my dreams, 00:09:29.530 --> 00:09:31.270 I want to change my attitude, 00:09:31.270 --> 00:09:33.540 I want to do something incredible with my life, 00:09:33.540 --> 00:09:35.550 I want to find my purpose and calling, 00:09:35.550 --> 00:09:38.632 I want to know that the impossible is not impossible." 00:09:38.780 --> 00:09:42.820 I won't tell you if I survived that night; I'll let you figure that out for yourself. 00:09:42.850 --> 00:09:43.978 (Laughter) 00:09:43.978 --> 00:09:47.100 But that night I made my list of my first 10 Thromes: 00:09:47.100 --> 00:09:50.210 I decided I wanted to visit the major continents 00:09:50.210 --> 00:09:51.820 visit the 7 Wonders of the World 00:09:51.820 --> 00:09:53.410 learn a bunch of languages, 00:09:53.410 --> 00:09:54.940 live on a deserted island, 00:09:54.940 --> 00:09:56.480 live on a ship in the ocean, 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:58.650 live with a tribe of Indians in the Amazon, 00:09:58.650 --> 00:10:01.210 climb to the top of the highest mountain in Sweden, 00:10:01.210 --> 00:10:03.180 I wanted to see Mount Everest at sunrise, 00:10:03.190 --> 00:10:05.390 to work in the music business in Nashville, 00:10:05.400 --> 00:10:07.060 I wanted to work with a circus, 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:09.120 and I wanted to jump out of an airplane. 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:12.380 Over the next twenty years, I accomplished most of those thromes. 00:10:12.410 --> 00:10:14.650 Every time I would check a throme off my list, 00:10:14.650 --> 00:10:18.190 I'd add 5 or 10 more onto my list and my list continued to grow. 00:10:18.800 --> 00:10:23.280 For the next seven years, I lived on a little island in the Bahamas 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:25.360 for about seven years 00:10:25.370 --> 00:10:27.274 in a thatch hut, 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:33.820 spearing sharks and stingrays to eat, the only one on the island, 00:10:33.820 --> 00:10:36.249 in a loincloth, 00:10:36.680 --> 00:10:39.160 and I got to learn to swim with sharks. 00:10:39.160 --> 00:10:40.980 And from there, I moved to Mexico, 00:10:40.980 --> 00:10:45.000 and then I moved to the Amazon River basin in Ecuador, 00:10:45.241 --> 00:10:48.100 Pujo Pongo Ecuador, lived with a tribe there, 00:10:48.100 --> 00:10:52.180 and little by little I began to gain confidence just by my thromes. 00:10:52.180 --> 00:10:55.100 I moved to the music business in Nashville, and then Sweden, 00:10:55.110 --> 00:10:57.870 moved to Stockholm, worked in the music business there, 00:10:57.870 --> 00:11:01.920 where I climbed the top of Mt. Kebnekaise high above the Arctic Circle. 00:11:03.300 --> 00:11:04.750 I learned clowning, 00:11:04.750 --> 00:11:05.860 and juggling, 00:11:05.860 --> 00:11:07.480 and stilt-walking, 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:10.440 unicycle riding, fire eating, glass eating. 00:11:10.450 --> 00:11:13.620 In 1997 I heard there were less than a dozen sword swallowers left 00:11:13.620 --> 00:11:15.410 and I said, "I've got to do that!" 00:11:15.420 --> 00:11:18.290 I met a sword swallower, and I asked him for some tips. 00:11:18.290 --> 00:11:20.190 He said, "Yeah, I'll give you 2 tips: 00:11:20.190 --> 00:11:21.926 Number 1: It's extremely dangerous, 00:11:21.926 --> 00:11:23.948 People have died doing this. 00:11:23.948 --> 00:11:24.953 Number 2: 00:11:24.953 --> 00:11:26.206 Don't try it!" 00:11:26.206 --> 00:11:27.520 (Laughter) 00:11:27.540 --> 00:11:29.540 So I added it to my list of thromes. 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.320 And I practiced 10 to 12 times a day, every day 00:11:33.660 --> 00:11:35.160 for four years. 00:11:35.209 --> 00:11:36.709 Now I calculated those out... 00:11:36.709 --> 00:11:40.020 4 x 365 [x 12] 00:11:40.020 --> 00:11:42.660 It was about 13,000 unsuccessful attempts 00:11:42.660 --> 00:11:45.420 before I got my first sword down my throat in 2001. 00:11:46.002 --> 00:11:47.630 During that time I set a throme 00:11:47.630 --> 00:11:50.940 to become the world's leading expert in sword swallowing. 00:11:50.970 --> 00:11:53.820 So I searched for every book, magazine, newspaper article, 00:11:53.820 --> 00:11:57.670 every medical report, I studied physiology, anatomy, 00:11:57.676 --> 00:11:59.719 I talked with doctors and nurses, 00:11:59.719 --> 00:12:01.760 networked all the sword swallowers together 00:12:01.760 --> 00:12:04.250 into the Sword Swallowers Association International, 00:12:04.250 --> 00:12:06.450 and conducted a 2-year medical research paper 00:12:06.450 --> 00:12:08.580 on Sword Swallowing and its Side Effects 00:12:08.580 --> 00:12:10.980 that was published in the British Medical Journal. 00:12:10.980 --> 00:12:11.840 (Laughter) 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:12.940 Thank you. 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:17.748 (Applause) 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:21.570 And I learned some fascinating things about sword swallowing. 00:12:21.571 --> 00:12:25.260 Some things I bet you never thought about before, but you will after tonight. 00:12:25.260 --> 00:12:28.550 Next time you go home, and you're cutting your steak with your knife 00:12:28.550 --> 00:12:31.759 or a sword, or your "bestek", you'll think about this... 00:12:34.257 --> 00:12:36.589 I learned that sword swallowing started in India - 00:12:36.589 --> 00:12:39.889 right where I'd seen it first of all as a 20-year old kid - 00:12:39.889 --> 00:12:42.290 about 4000 years ago, about 2000 BC. 00:12:42.290 --> 00:12:45.580 Over the past 150 years, sword swallowers have been used 00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:47.400 in the fields of science and medicine 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:51.160 to help develop the rigid endoscope in 1868 00:12:51.160 --> 00:12:53.820 by Dr. Adolf Kussmaul in Freiburg Germany. 00:12:53.880 --> 00:12:56.639 In 1906, the electrocardiogram in Wales, 00:12:56.639 --> 00:13:00.240 to study swallowing disorders, and digestion, 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.860 bronchoscopes, that type of thing. 00:13:01.860 --> 00:13:03.840 But over the past 150 years, 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:07.860 we know of hundreds of injuries and dozens of deaths... 00:13:07.880 --> 00:13:14.560 Here's the rigid endoscope that was developed by Dr. Adolf Kussmaul. 00:13:14.740 --> 00:13:18.679 But we discovered that there were 29 deaths over the past 150 years 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:22.462 including this sword swallower in London who impaled his heart with his sword. 00:13:23.142 --> 00:13:25.340 We also learned that there are from 3 to 8 00:13:25.340 --> 00:13:27.780 serious sword swallowing injuries each year. 00:13:27.780 --> 00:13:29.880 I know because I get the phone calls. 00:13:29.880 --> 00:13:31.150 I just had two of them, 00:13:31.150 --> 00:13:34.320 one from Sweden, and one from Orlando just over the past few weeks, 00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:37.019 sword swallowers who are in the hospital from injuries. 00:13:37.019 --> 00:13:38.769 So it is extremely dangerous. 00:13:38.769 --> 00:13:41.629 The other thing I learned is that sword swallowing takes 00:13:41.629 --> 00:13:44.320 from 2 years to 10 years to learn how to swallow a sword 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.610 for many people. 00:13:45.610 --> 00:13:48.020 But the most fascinating discovery I learned was 00:13:48.020 --> 00:13:51.360 how sword swallowers learn to do the impossible. 00:13:51.460 --> 00:13:53.460 And I'm going to give you a little secret: 00:13:53.520 --> 00:13:57.580 Don't focus on the 99.9% that is impossible. 00:13:57.580 --> 00:14:02.030 You focus on that .1% that is possible, and figure out how to make it possible. 00:14:02.817 --> 00:14:06.140 Now let me take you on a journey into the mind of a sword swallower. 00:14:06.140 --> 00:14:09.479 In order to swallow a sword, it requires mind over matter meditation, 00:14:09.479 --> 00:14:12.270 razor-sharp concentration, pinpoint accuracy in order 00:14:12.270 --> 00:14:15.670 to isolate internal body organs and overcome automatic body reflexes 00:14:15.710 --> 00:14:20.370 through reinforced brain synopsis, through repeated muscle memory 00:14:20.450 --> 00:14:23.720 by deliberate practice of over 10,000 times. 00:14:24.020 --> 00:14:28.090 Now let me take you on a little journey into the body of a sword swallower. 00:14:28.310 --> 00:14:30.130 In order to swallow a sword, 00:14:30.130 --> 00:14:32.250 I have to slide the blade over my tongue, 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.780 repress the gag reflex in the cervical esophagus, 00:14:34.780 --> 00:14:37.740 navigate a 90 degree turn down the epiglottis, 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.040 go through the cricopharyngeal upper esophageal sphincter, 00:14:41.060 --> 00:14:42.600 repress the perystalsis reflex, 00:14:42.600 --> 00:14:44.380 slide the blade into the chest cavity 00:14:44.380 --> 00:14:45.960 between the lungs. 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.349 At this point, 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:50.389 I actually have to nudge my heart aside. 00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:51.720 If you watch very carefully, 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:53.860 you can see the heart beat with my sword 00:14:53.860 --> 00:14:55.859 because it's leaning against the heart 00:14:55.859 --> 00:14:58.809 separated by about an eighth of an inch of esophageal tissue. 00:14:58.809 --> 00:15:00.580 That's not something you can fake. 00:15:00.580 --> 00:15:02.710 Then I have to slide it past the breastbone, 00:15:02.710 --> 00:15:05.540 past the lower esophageal sphincter, down into the stomach, 00:15:05.540 --> 00:15:09.020 repress the retch reflex in the stomach all the way down to the duodenum. 00:15:09.020 --> 00:15:09.750 Piece of cake. 00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:10.930 (Laughter) 00:15:10.930 --> 00:15:12.880 If I were to go further than that, 00:15:12.880 --> 00:15:17.720 all the way down to my Fallopian tubes. (Dutch) Fallopian tubes! 00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:20.980 Guys, you can ask your wives about that one later... 00:15:22.160 --> 00:15:23.900 People ask me, they say, 00:15:23.900 --> 00:15:26.740 "It must take a lot of courage in order to risk your life, 00:15:26.740 --> 00:15:28.800 to nudge your heart, and swallow a sword..." 00:15:28.800 --> 00:15:30.500 No. What takes real courage 00:15:30.500 --> 00:15:33.020 is for that scared, shy, skinny wimpy kid 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:35.620 to risk failure and rejection, 00:15:35.620 --> 00:15:37.040 to bare his heart, 00:15:37.040 --> 00:15:38.240 and swallow his pride 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:41.060 and stand up here in front of a bunch a total strangers 00:15:41.060 --> 00:15:43.670 and tell you his story about his fears and dreams, 00:15:43.680 --> 00:15:47.580 to risk spilling his guts, both literally and figuratively. 00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:49.450 You see - thank you. 00:15:49.450 --> 00:15:53.720 (Applause) 00:15:53.850 --> 00:15:56.250 You see, the really amazing thing is 00:15:56.250 --> 00:15:58.650 I've always wanted to do the remarkable in my life 00:15:58.650 --> 00:15:59.780 and now I am. 00:15:59.780 --> 00:16:02.880 But the really remarkable thing is not that I can swallow 00:16:02.880 --> 00:16:05.170 21 swords at once, 00:16:07.640 --> 00:16:10.500 or 20 feet underwater in a tank of 88 sharks and stingrays 00:16:10.500 --> 00:16:12.307 for Ripley's Believe It or Not, 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:17.600 or heated to 1500 degrees red hot for Stan Lee's Superhumans 00:16:17.610 --> 00:16:19.470 as a "Man of Steel" 00:16:19.520 --> 00:16:21.574 and that sucker was hot! 00:16:22.460 --> 00:16:24.920 Or to pull a car by sword for Ripley's, 00:16:24.930 --> 00:16:26.290 or Guinness, 00:16:26.290 --> 00:16:28.760 or make it on the finals of America's Got Talent, 00:16:28.820 --> 00:16:31.540 or win the 2007 Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine. 00:16:31.550 --> 00:16:33.900 No, that's not the really remarkable thing. 00:16:33.900 --> 00:16:36.350 That's what people think. No, no, no. That's not it. 00:16:36.350 --> 00:16:37.800 The really remarkable thing 00:16:37.800 --> 00:16:40.660 is that God could take that scared, shy, skinny wimpy kid 00:16:40.660 --> 00:16:42.200 who was afraid of heights, 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:43.890 who was afraid of water and sharks, 00:16:43.890 --> 00:16:46.370 and doctors and nurses and needles and sharp objects 00:16:46.370 --> 00:16:47.640 and speaking to people 00:16:47.640 --> 00:16:49.800 and now he's got me flying around the world 00:16:49.800 --> 00:16:51.320 at heights of 30,000 feet 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:53.900 swallowing sharp objects underwater in tanks of sharks, 00:16:53.900 --> 00:16:57.430 and speaking to doctors and nurses and audiences like you around the world. 00:16:57.430 --> 00:16:59.580 That's the really amazing thing for me. 00:16:59.580 --> 00:17:01.450 I always wanted to do the impossible - 00:17:01.450 --> 00:17:02.380 Thank you. 00:17:02.380 --> 00:17:03.760 (Applause) 00:17:03.760 --> 00:17:05.220 Thank you. 00:17:05.660 --> 00:17:09.040 (Applause) 00:17:09.700 --> 00:17:12.569 I always wanted to do the impossible, and now I am. 00:17:12.569 --> 00:17:15.858 I wanted to do something remarkable with my life and change the world, 00:17:15.858 --> 00:17:16.899 and now I am. 00:17:16.899 --> 00:17:19.819 I always wanted to fly around the world doing superhuman feats 00:17:19.819 --> 00:17:21.379 and saving lives, and now I am. 00:17:21.379 --> 00:17:22.720 And you know what? 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:25.569 There's still a small part of that little kid's big dream 00:17:25.569 --> 00:17:27.291 deep inside. 00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:36.197 (Laughter) (Applause) 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:40.240 And you know, I always wanted to find my purpose and calling, 00:17:40.270 --> 00:17:41.530 and now I've found it. 00:17:41.540 --> 00:17:42.920 But guess what? 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:46.230 It's not with the swords, not what you think, not with my strengths. 00:17:46.230 --> 00:17:48.510 It's actually with my weakness, my words. 00:17:48.510 --> 00:17:51.090 My purpose and calling is to change the world 00:17:51.090 --> 00:17:52.390 by cutting through fear, 00:17:52.390 --> 00:17:54.910 one sword at a time, one word at a time, 00:17:55.070 --> 00:17:57.450 one knife at a time, one life at a time, 00:17:57.540 --> 00:17:59.700 to inspire people to be superheroes 00:17:59.700 --> 00:18:01.860 and do the impossible in their lives. 00:18:02.060 --> 00:18:04.680 My purpose is to help others find theirs. 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:05.680 What's yours? 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:06.960 What's your purpose? 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:08.960 What were you put here to do? 00:18:09.260 --> 00:18:11.590 I believe we're all called to be superheroes. 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:14.260 What is your superpower? 00:18:14.560 --> 00:18:17.990 Out of a world population of over 7 billion people, 00:18:17.990 --> 00:18:20.250 there are less than a few dozen sword swallowers 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:21.661 left around the world today, 00:18:21.661 --> 00:18:22.940 but there's only one you. 00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:24.070 You are unique. 00:18:24.070 --> 00:18:25.540 What is your story? 00:18:25.540 --> 00:18:27.760 What makes you different? 00:18:27.760 --> 00:18:29.180 Tell your story, 00:18:29.180 --> 00:18:31.721 even if your voice is thin and shaky. 00:18:31.900 --> 00:18:33.340 What are your thromes? 00:18:33.340 --> 00:18:35.850 If you could do anything, be anyone, go anywhere - 00:18:35.850 --> 00:18:37.430 What would you do? Where'd you go? 00:18:37.430 --> 00:18:38.480 What would you do? 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.340 What do you want to do with your life? 00:18:40.340 --> 00:18:41.760 What are your big dreams? 00:18:41.760 --> 00:18:44.450 What were your big dreams as a little kid? Think back. 00:18:44.450 --> 00:18:46.240 I bet this wasn't it, was it? 00:18:46.483 --> 00:18:47.880 What were your wildest dreams 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:50.450 that you thought were so strange and so obscure? 00:18:50.450 --> 00:18:54.040 I bet this makes your dreams look not so strange after all, doesn't it? 00:18:55.370 --> 00:18:57.050 What is your sword? 00:18:57.050 --> 00:18:58.650 Each one of you has a sword, 00:18:58.650 --> 00:19:00.600 a double-edged sword of fears and dreams. 00:19:00.600 --> 00:19:03.520 Swallow your sword, whatever it might be. 00:19:03.890 --> 00:19:05.870 Follow your dreams, ladies and gentlemen, 00:19:05.870 --> 00:19:08.900 It's never too late to be whatever you wanted to be. 00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:12.920 For those bullies with the dogdeballs, those kids who thought 00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:14.916 that I would never do the impossible, 00:19:15.060 --> 00:19:17.645 I've got just one thing to say to them: 00:19:17.645 --> 00:19:18.841 Thank you. 00:19:18.940 --> 00:19:22.220 Because if it weren't for villains, we wouldn't have superheroes. 00:19:23.020 --> 00:19:27.237 I'm here to prove the impossible is not impossible. 00:19:28.300 --> 00:19:32.310 This is extremely dangerous, It could kill me. 00:19:32.340 --> 00:19:33.720 I hope you enjoy it. 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:35.260 (Laughter) 00:19:36.350 --> 00:19:38.700 I'm going to need your help with this one. 00:19:46.731 --> 00:19:48.405 Audience: Two, three. 00:19:48.405 --> 00:19:52.100 Dan Meyer: No, no, no. I need your help on the counting part, all of you, ok? 00:19:52.100 --> 00:19:53.210 (Laughter) 00:19:53.210 --> 00:19:55.840 If you know the words? Ok? Count with me. Ready? 00:19:55.870 --> 00:19:56.964 One. 00:19:56.964 --> 00:19:58.150 Two. 00:19:58.170 --> 00:19:58.980 Three. 00:19:58.980 --> 00:20:00.920 No, that's 2, but you've got the idea. 00:20:06.760 --> 00:20:07.780 Audience: One. 00:20:07.840 --> 00:20:08.750 Two. 00:20:08.800 --> 00:20:10.010 Three. 00:20:11.260 --> 00:20:13.280 (Gasping) 00:20:14.360 --> 00:20:15.940 (Applause) 00:20:16.251 --> 00:20:17.450 DM: Yeah! 00:20:17.450 --> 00:20:23.100 (Applause) (Cheers) 00:20:23.100 --> 00:20:24.820 Thank you very much. 00:20:25.450 --> 00:20:28.800 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 00:20:28.800 --> 00:20:31.290 Actually, thank you from the bottom of my stomach. 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:35.020 I told you I came here to do the impossible, and now I have. 00:20:35.030 --> 00:20:37.730 But this was not the impossible. I do this every day. 00:20:37.800 --> 00:20:42.800 The impossible thing was for that scared, shy, skinny wimpy kid to face his fears, 00:20:42.840 --> 00:20:44.600 to stand up here on a [TEDx] stage, 00:20:44.600 --> 00:20:47.100 and to change the world, one word at a time, 00:20:47.100 --> 00:20:49.080 one sword at a time, one life at a time. 00:20:49.080 --> 00:20:52.060 If I've made you think in new ways, if I've made you believe 00:20:52.060 --> 00:20:54.460 the impossible is not impossible, 00:20:54.460 --> 00:20:57.960 if I've made you realize that you can do the impossible in your life, 00:20:58.120 --> 00:21:01.020 then my job is done, and yours is just beginning. 00:21:01.020 --> 00:21:04.100 Never stop dreaming. Never stop believing. 00:21:04.820 --> 00:21:06.350 Thank you for believing in me 00:21:06.350 --> 00:21:08.250 and thanks for being part of my dream. 00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:09.550 And here's my gift to you: 00:21:09.550 --> 00:21:11.486 The impossible is not... 00:21:11.486 --> 00:21:12.920 Audience: Impossible. 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:14.920 Long walk part of gift. 00:21:15.100 --> 00:21:19.560 (Applause) 00:21:19.560 --> 00:21:21.020 Thank you. 00:21:21.060 --> 00:21:25.360 (Applause) 00:21:25.580 --> 00:21:27.560 (Cheering) 00:21:27.780 --> 00:21:30.240 Host: Thank you, Dan Meyer, wow!