Riiiiise and shine mothafuckers!
I am your host the Stimulator,
and this is The Fuckin News.
This is my message to Antifa.
Y'all just went to our houses,
slapped flyers on everybody's door.
All of our neighpors.
Tryin to turn our neighpors on us.
These days, it’s hard to be a nazi.
And for Nazis here on Turtle Island, shit keeps going from bad to fucking worse…
with May being a particularly bad month so far.
We're gonna see how many punches it takes
to stop him from being a nazi, and then we're gonna
tweet it out.
All across the Internets, these fuckers’ websites have been getting shut the fuck down,
from Richard Spencer’s fashie news consortium, altright.com,
to the website of the psychotic neo-nazi paramilitary group Atomwaffle
Fearing they might be the next victims of the Soros-funded GoDaddy Jews that secretly
run the World Wide Web, Klanada’s most popular nazi prodcast, This show has 88 Minutes, hosted
by Axe in the Deep and League of the North, has taken its content offline as a pre-emptive
security measure.
Stop all the downloading!
One supporter even talked about this on the Right Stuff Forums claiming “I’m not expecting
them to dox Axe for a podcast for fucks sake”
Buuut this piss-poor attempt at security culture came too little too late, as the proto-hipsters
from VICE news doxxed League of the North.
We're calibrated to pull only the most exquisite flavours from the coffee.
Turns out League’s real name is Thomas White,
I kid you not
a failed barista from Thunder Bay, Ontario,
who was trying to bankroll the whitey ethnostate
by slinging Nazi coffee on the side.
What can I get started for you today?
I need milk right now!
Popular alt-right blog, The Right Stuff, which hosts The Daily Shoah, has also removed its
public forum, replacing it with a private members-only page that will make it harder
to attract new followers, leaving many impressionable millennials to look elsewhere for obscure
subcultures to join.
I'm not really white power, man. I just came here for the fun... fuck!
And it’s not just online that Nazis are feeling the heat.
Early this month, an active duty member of the US Marine Corp, Vasillios Pistolis, was
outed by Propublica and Frontline as being a member of Atomwaffle.
Next, in the town of Brasstown, North Carolina, a nazi husband and wife duo, Christopher and
Karissa Pack were doxxed by members of Asheville Anti-Racism over their ties to the now defunct
Traditionalist Workers Party.
That's embarassing!
Aaaaaaand over here in the land of poutine, earlier this month, anti-fascist research
ninjas nabbed themselves a big one, when they outed the notorious neo-nazi propagandist
and Daily Stormer second-in-command, Zeiger… aka Gabriel Sohier Chaput.
For years, Zeiger has been one of the most influential nazis in North America.
He’s been a prolific fucking writer, churning out hundreds of articles and two full-length
fucking books on neo-nazi theory, plus an unpublished nazi-themed Harlequin Romance
novel Blitzkreig of Passion.
He also served as an active strategist and regional organizer, tying together members
of local neo-nazi, alt-right and white identitarian movements.
All while managing to keep his real identity a closely-guarded secret.
For a while, anyway.
Buuuuuuuuuuut while his Internet fan-base hailed Zeiger as an Aryan ubermensch… at
the end of the day he just turned out to be some dirty Québecois hipster from Rosemont
with a greasy fucked up moustache.
Soon after he was outed, posters of Zeiger and threatening graffiti started going up
in his hood, and he and his online nazi buddies started to freak the fuck out.
Andrew Anglin, who as the digital reichmaster of the popular neo-Nazi website, the Daily
Stormer, plays wannabe Hitler to Zeiger’s wannabe Goebbels… posted a callout for money
to help his nazi homie goose-step his way to rural Quebec in order to escape the ‘violent,
sub-human’ antifa who are now hunting for his scalp.
And I want my scalps!
This desperate plea for funds brought in around….
300 bucks?
Damn… the mothafuckin’ Scrote ‘n’ Tote pulled in 80 times that much!
The Scrote 'n' Tote... the world's first fully-functional human scrotum knapsack.
Two other Montreal-area nazis, Vincent Bélanger-Mercure
and Shawn Beauvais-MacDonald, who were both
doxxed last year after travelling with Zeiger down to the Unite the Right clusterfuck in
Charlottesville Virginia, have also been feeling the pinch, with Beauvais-MacDonald getting
a first-hand lesson in the incredible bonding power of wheatpaste.
Last Saturday, a crowd of anti-fascists and anti-racists attempted to pay a visit to the
home of Zeiger, but were blocked by Montreal’s swinest.
During the march, peeps also stopped to point out the home address of another local nazi,
Philippe Gendron, and squared off with his wannabe biker buddies
from the Soldiers of Odin.
We're not gangs... we're a social club.
We're a bunch of friends that we started and created a Disney family.
And we welcome everyone to come in and be a part of it.
This march took place exactly one week after another anti-nazi demo, in the gentrifying
neighbourhood of Park Ex.
Around 200 peeps swarmed a condominium where on May Day, comrades had spotted a piece of
shit waving a swastika flag on the roof of his building.
Yup… the nazi-wing of the far right is definitely in retreat…
and that’s sure as fuck worth celebrating.
Buuuuuuuuuut even as these sieg heiling knuckle-fuckers
keep being chased back into their holes,
it’s important to remain vigilant, and to prepare ourselves for the very real possibility
that the same policies and processes that have been used by tech companies to blacklist
these nazi pieces of shit, may very well be used against anarchists next.
It is therefore crucial that anti-fascists seize on the momentum of recent victories
and keep our eyes on the fuckin prize.
And that’s all the fuckin news for today.
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Hasta las pasta comapnerxs!