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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.41,0:00:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Cat in the Hat presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.18,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Seuss "The Cat in the Hat"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.71,0:01:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.61,0:01:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sit in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye kids, I'm leaving now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.35,0:01:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have fun! I'll be back at -uh- 3:30 sharp.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.96,0:01:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit by the window, just sit there and stew and wish there were something...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something to do. Too gooey and dunky outdoors to play ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.04,0:01:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.67,0:01:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fun, fun, how can you have fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.82,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sitting doing nothing when there's nothing to be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing absolutely nothing, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.12,0:02:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Positively, absolutely, absotively, posolutely, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing to be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.12,0:02:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing to do but sit, sit, sit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.54,0:02:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sit in the the house. Just sit there and grubble, and...all of a sudden...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.41,0:02:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something went...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.30,0:02:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BUMP!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.42,0:02:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.46,0:02:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.99,0:02:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will note, I am neat, wiped my feet on the mat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.34,0:03:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why must you- why do you sit there like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.18,0:03:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.71,0:03:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it is damp and the sidewalks are runny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.68,0:03:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what I can't see-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.04,0:03:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you listen here cat-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.92,0:03:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-is why you'd sit there like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.16,0:03:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know some good games we could play.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.21,0:03:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen cat-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.33,0:03:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know some great tricks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.21,0:03:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen cat in the hat-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.60,0:03:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that your mother won't mind if I do and I'm simply itching to show them you...and to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.51,0:03:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of this house. I'm warning you. Get-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.46,0:03:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that? I believe we haven't yet met.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.46,0:03:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The name is Krinklebine. Carlos K. Krinklebine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.15,0:03:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.96,0:03:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now please go away. Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.79,0:04:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should not be here when your mother is out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.83,0:04:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dear Mr. Krinklebine, my tricks are quite safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.07,0:04:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I invite you to join in the fun if you wish. A game that I call "Up! Up! Up! with a fish".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.21,0:04:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Put me down. P-P-Put me down you fool cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.54,0:04:44.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outrageous. Now let me repeat, and I don't like to shout, but he should not be here when your mother is out!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.71,0:04:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's up to you kids. Whatever you say. If you think me untrustworthy, send me away.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.79,0:04:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he is getting the house sort of messy and dirty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.62,0:04:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And mother-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.42,0:05:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah mother, back home at 3:30.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.16,0:05:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. A vote of no confidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.21,0:05:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I most humbly bow to voice of the majority.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.96,0:05:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye now. Off to Siberia.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.13,0:05:19.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.84,0:05:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody stole my moss covered three handled family gradunza.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.63,0:05:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's gonna leave this room until I find it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.11,0:05:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon me sir, you lost a moss covered what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.18,0:05:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three handled family gradunza.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.82,0:05:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish: Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.09,0:05:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's your attitude, hey Krinklestein? Did you steal it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.79,0:05:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a gradunza snatcher in the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.63,0:05:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things'll never be the same. [Singing] How dear to my heart was that beautiful gredunza.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.94,0:06:00.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That my old feline father bequeath-ed to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.75,0:06:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That old family gredunza. The old three handled family gredunza.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.04,0:06:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ol' moss covered three handled family gredunzaaaaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.79,0:06:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That hung on the family tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.41,0:06:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been burgled, flurtled, by a fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.18,0:06:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, give it back to him Mr. Krinklebine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.25,0:06:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on now, don't be mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.88,0:06:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I didn't steal his what-sis.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.71,0:06:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm guiltless. I'm clean!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.71,0:06:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flurtled by a fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.03,0:06:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never see my darling
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.27,0:06:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moss covered
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.43,0:06:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three handled
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.79,0:06:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,family gredunza
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.74,0:07:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.41,0:07:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way cat, just what is a family gredunza?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.08,0:07:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh they come in all styles, from triple-G to minus-aught.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.19,0:07:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it bigger than a-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.21,0:07:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Occasionally, but on most occasions not.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.13,0:07:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it smaller than a-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.29,0:07:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They no longer make that kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.86,0:07:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one family gredunza is always smaller than another.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.79,0:07:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should all family gredunzas be forgot and never brought to my-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.53,0:07:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-now if I were a fish, where would I hide a moss covered three handled family gredunza?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.35,0:07:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy: Whatever it is, it isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.96,0:07:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And whatever it is it isn't here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.25,0:07:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wherever it is, it is left in some lurch.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.66,0:07:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wherever it is we must speed up the search.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.29,0:07:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you this, it's not in the Unabridged dictionary.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.57,0:08:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's find that thing and get rid of that cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.14,0:08:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are more [clears throat] scientific methods of searching than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.36,0:08:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just what kind of science does the cat recommend?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.08,0:08:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the principle of calculatus eliminatus my friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.97,0:08:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.00,0:08:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus...eliminatus.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.74,0:08:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to Cat-tech where I studied the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.04,0:08:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What other cats you know could make such a claim?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.17,0:08:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well Dr. Calculatus.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.88,0:08:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find it and eliminatus yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.50,0:08:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.52,0:08:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool and don't get hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.63,0:08:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.00,0:08:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.31,0:09:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.95,0:09:04.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't here, I'll mark this 'X'.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.89,0:09:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't there, I'll mark that 'Y'.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.15,0:09:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't underneath the apple, mark the apple 'HKI'.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.15,0:09:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't in this keyhole.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.81,0:09:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.26,0:09:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it isn't on my knee.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.52,0:09:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.09,0:09:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark the keyhole 'K-300', mark the knee '5-7-B'.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.31,0:09:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just jot down all the places where it isn't and gee-whiz!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.53,0:09:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very shortly we will locate where the missing object is.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.04,0:09:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.98,0:09:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8-42-J.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.11,0:09:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.01,0:09:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-6-O-7.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.35,0:09:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can mark the piano 22000 -decimal point- 11.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.23,0:09:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't in the icebox.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.81,0:09:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.42,0:09:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not on this TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.81,0:09:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hrmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.45,0:09:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Icebox O-24 and a half. TV 1 million and 3.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.29,0:09:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you've mislaid a certain something keep your cool don't get too hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.70,0:10:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that've got. Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.47,0:10:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The way to find a missing a something is to find-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.64,0:10:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-out-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.18,0:10:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-where-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.34,0:10:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-it's-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.35,0:10:11.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.12,0:10:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this house.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.94,0:10:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.24,0:10:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.75,0:10:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This uncouth, barbaric, pompestuous lout!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.87,0:10:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should not be here when their mother is out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.76,0:10:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.90,0:10:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a punk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.84,0:10:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cretunkulous shnunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.51,0:10:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody loves me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.04,0:10:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not one tiny hunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.88,0:10:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.24,0:10:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a grifulous grofulous grue.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.60,0:10:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a shmoozler!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.32,0:11:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A smankler!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.49,0:11:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a poopoobler too!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.22,0:11:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a horrendous object...which nobody loves.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.73,0:11:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm untouchable...unless you wear...antiseptical gloves!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.30,0:11:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what? I'm a punk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.43,0:11:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cretunkluous shnunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.88,0:11:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody loves me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.38,0:11:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not one tiny hunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.38,0:11:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a punk.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.29,0:11:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cretunklous shnunk. Shetunklous cat. Incratulous- out! Out! Out! Out!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.26,0:11:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Krinklefish old fellow, your little fish nerves are so jumpy wumpy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.47,0:11:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fishenstein you poor fellow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.34,0:11:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your little heart's going bumpy wumpy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.84,0:11:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish, poor old fellow, I know exactly what you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.10,0:11:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need a small tranquilizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.68,0:12:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do, you do indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.51,0:12:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor troubled crinkled fish friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.82,0:12:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.43,0:12:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Close your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.84,0:12:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your good old Uncle Cat will now proceed to tranquilize.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.76,0:12:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beautiful kitten fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.93,0:12:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleep baby sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.84,0:12:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your eyelids are droopy. Bloop bloop bloop bleep bleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.26,0:12:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Sandman on tiptoes comes creep, creep, creep.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.95,0:12:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hush your mouth. Shush your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.12,0:12:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.29,0:12:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Safe in your beddy-bye, sweet dreams to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.66,0:12:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With your teddybear steady by blue blue blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.31,0:13:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beautiful kitten fish, sleep baby sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.48,0:13:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bleep...bleep...bleep...bleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.07,0:13:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure relaxed Mr. K.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.24,0:13:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He needed sweet sleep in his bad addled brains.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.99,0:13:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But problem of finding my mossed covered family gredunza remains.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.95,0:13:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. I need help.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.78,0:13:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I most truly fully do.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.85,0:13:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this box are my helpmates: Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.42,0:13:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From this box will emerge Thing 2 and Thing 1 and they can find anything under the sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.28,0:13:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It can be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.99,0:13:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It can be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.03,0:13:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can do anything, anything, anything under the sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.66,0:14:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you nerves are getting nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.23,0:14:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your house is topsy turvus.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.47,0:14:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are always at your service.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.77,0:14:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing 2 and Thing 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.14,0:14:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish, fish there's always one some long-faced sour-belly son of a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.64,0:14:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish, some sour-bellied fish who's only one wish is to flatten the fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.32,0:14:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't like fun. Doesn't like fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.82,0:14:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good clean wholesome innocent fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.67,0:14:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Talking] FBI? F-FBI?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.50,0:14:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen-listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.20,0:14:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a fish residing at 2322 Magnolia Boulevard and I want to report a cat in the hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.81,0:14:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FBI. F-FBI!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.65,0:14:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody please answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.28,0:14:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is everybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.66,0:14:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, that line is temporarily out of order.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.66,0:15:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish who doesn't like fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.32,0:15:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good clean wholesome innocent fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.94,0:15:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can find anything anything under the sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.34,0:15:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This reactionary fish faced louse.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.28,0:15:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't like flying kites in the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.12,0:15:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can find anything anything under the sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.75,0:15:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the bigoted, bigoted bores,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.59,0:15:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,captured fish oughta fly outdoors.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.86,0:15:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat: Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.46,0:15:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing 2 and Thing 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.70,0:15:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can find anything anything anything under the sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.53,0:15:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.19,0:15:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.61,0:15:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,22-37-23-10-67-21-14-8 Hike!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.82,0:16:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.26,0:16:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish some crotchety one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.83,0:16:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish some blotchety one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.62,0:16:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish some sour-bellied fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.24,0:16:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always some fish some fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.12,0:16:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your nerves are getting nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.80,0:16:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your house is topsy turvus.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.77,0:16:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They will both be at your service.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.51,0:16:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the run.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.68,0:16:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll find my long lost moss covered three handled family gredunza.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.62,0:16:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thing 2 and Thing 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.44,0:16:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out! Out! Out of this house!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.87,0:16:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.87,0:16:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.12,0:16:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, every house should have a cat in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.04,0:16:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Curled up by the fireplace little warm-
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.64,0:16:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.42,0:17:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And take those Things with you! Out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.75,0:17:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take the Things?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.42,0:17:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's ever heard of a house without Things in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.30,0:17:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not things they're...they're...and you're not a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.43,0:17:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever heard of a six foot cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.13,0:17:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.57,0:17:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Technically I'm a cat in a hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.40,0:17:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're-You're not a cat in a hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.88,0:17:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.44,0:17:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.88,0:17:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.84,0:17:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am indeed a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.46,0:17:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this...indeed...is a hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.94,0:17:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In English: cat, hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.16,0:17:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.32,0:17:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really is quite obvious don't you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.60,0:17:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In English: cat, hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.09,0:17:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.78,0:17:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.17,0:18:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I repeat: cat, hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.52,0:18:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.64,0:18:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.56,0:18:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: He's a cat in a hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.26,0:18:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a chat in a chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.40,0:18:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He also is a gato in a sombrero.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.70,0:18:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ole! Ole! Ole ole O!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.79,0:18:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where were we?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.68,0:18:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.98,0:18:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.57,0:18:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.65,0:18:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.49,0:18:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll tell you something more.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.24,0:18:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you listen to me good.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.69,0:18:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In German I'm a katze und dies ist mein hut.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.93,0:18:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ist das nicht ein katze hut?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.90,0:18:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: Ya, das ist ein katze hut! Katze hut! Katze hut! Ya, das ist ein katze hut!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.48,0:19:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you're in a receptive state of mind, I'll recapitulate.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.79,0:19:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.55,0:19:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.46,0:19:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Spanish: el gato in a sombrero.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.26,0:19:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In German I'm a katze in a hut and don't you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.53,0:19:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk...in Eskimo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.47,0:19:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.87,0:19:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.39,0:19:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.07,0:19:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ist das nicht ein bunka-kwunk? Ya, das ist ein bunka-kwunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.58,0:19:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gwunka-bunka. Gwunka-bunka. Yes indeedy, that is so. He's a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.76,0:19:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now to be certain that I have this straight, I'll re-recapitulate.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.62,0:20:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat, hat. In French: chat, chapeau.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.55,0:20:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Spanish you're el gato in a sombrero.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.60,0:20:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.21,0:20:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In German, you're a katze in a hut, I also know.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.03,0:20:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.41,0:20:10.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a gwunka in a bunka-kwunk in Eskimo.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.100,0:20:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why George I think he's a got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.94,0:20:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, would you will allow me, sir, don't think, I'm pushin'. I think I can tell you what you are in-in-in Russian.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.83,0:20:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shapka, shylapah. You're a shapka in a shylapa. Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.42,0:20:31.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.70,0:20:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why that's splendid!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.26,0:20:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.81,0:21:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa, I'm a shapka in a shylapa.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.47,0:21:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.22,0:21:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough of that. I'm a cat in the hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.52,0:21:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a cat of many countries, he's a cat of many hats.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.56,0:21:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a guffy in a buzby. He's snaka in a snatz.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.80,0:21:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in Scotland up in Scotland.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.56,0:21:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In bonnie Scotland.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.70,0:21:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In bonnie Scotland I'm a- [toot]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.48,0:21:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a [toot toot toot]. In bonnie Scotland he's a [toot] in a [toot toot toot].
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.94,0:21:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Switzerland in Switzerland
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.20,0:21:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Switzer-witzer-witzer I'm a yodel yodel yodel in a yodel ey-ee hoo. He's a yodel yodel yodel in a yodel ey-ee hoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.94,0:21:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what am I in dear old Ireland?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.17,0:21:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why you're a cate in a kinfert.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.74,0:21:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in Holland?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.06,0:21:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a, let me see, oh you're a kat in a hoe.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.16,0:21:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Glory be!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.06,0:21:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a cat of many countries he's a cat of many hats.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.07,0:21:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Many many many foreign countries and an awful lot of hats.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.47,0:21:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Boogoo-boogoo he's just darlin' he's a scoogoo in a swarling!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.47,0:22:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a bonka in a best, He's a wonka in a west.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.24,0:22:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out in Fira Foda-Foda I'm a perk in a pagota.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.01,0:22:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a Futz in a fedora.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.52,0:22:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are things in Glocamora?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.34,0:22:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a cat! What a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.55,0:22:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a hat! In a hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.78,0:22:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.88,0:22:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.08,0:22:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.63,0:22:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.57,0:22:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for a fascinating afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.49,0:22:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do we do now?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.19,0:22:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's passing Mrs. Blumberg's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.36,0:22:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep...sweep up the memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.16,0:22:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those old untidy memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.44,0:22:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Broken, mixed-up memories of what we had one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.77,0:22:59.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's passing Mrs. Thompson's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.47,0:23:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.81,0:23:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep out the nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.69,0:23:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That crazy happy nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.86,0:23:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This world's too old for nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.11,0:23:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.48,0:23:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just sweep it all away.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.86,0:23:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here she is. She's coming up the driveway!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.52,0:23:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything in a state of grace.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.86,0:23:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything back in its proper place.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.82,0:23:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more rainbows for us to chase.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.19,0:23:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more games to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.53,0:23:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Garage door is open. She's inside the garage.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.40,0:23:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.67,0:23:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweep out the laughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.36,0:23:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no more time for laughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.77,0:23:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least not until after I come back-
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.71,0:23:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now she's taking her groceries out the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.51,0:23:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-and you know-
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.94,0:23:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here she comes!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.91,0:23:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I just may.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.67,0:23:57.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.11,0:24:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom: Hi kids. Hope you had fun today.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.11,0:24:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you kids will never believe this but I could almost swear I saw a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.57,0:24:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cat in a hat mind you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.05,0:24:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going down the street with a moss covered three handled family gradunza.